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Old February 11th, 2008, 06:53 AM
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Kat good belly dancing video. That lady does it very well.
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Pages 102 baby!!

Fashions at the Grammys!

Beyonce and Tina Turner


Kanye West in his usual funky attire


Kidd Rock


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Good Morning!

Well it was a good 100th page celebration with the whole last gang posting, special appearance by Shikera and the guys from US Hunks, some jokes and funny pictures and some usual silly stuff. How are we gonna top that when it comes around to our 200th page celebration????

TM OMG it is so cold and windy today I hate this! :evil: :evil:

Hope you west coast peeps have it better! 8)
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Prince is still here?? last
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It's hard to think of Prince turning 50 this year. He always seems so young. He will be getting the seinor discount in 5 years. I missed the Grammies but I heard Tina Turner put on a great show. I will have to youtube when I get home from work.
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I missed the Grammies but I heard Tina Turner put on a great show. I will have to youtube when I get home from work.
Looks like the newest video is about a month old.
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Kat is Prince turning 50 Not for nothing but he looks good.
Tina Turner is how old now 60's she looks great not a wrinkle on her face.

ALthough maybe alittle botox here and there or face lift!
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Tina's had work done (she's had her face and twins lifted). Shoot Price probably had work done also. Prince was born in 1958. Tina was born in 1939 she turns 69 this year. She is still getting it done.
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I was not happy with Amy Winehouse winning awards over Rihanna and Beyonce :evil: SHe has that one song (rehab) and I don't like the sound of her voice

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Tina's had work done (she's had her face and twins lifted). Shoot Price probably had work done also. Prince was born in 1958. Tina was born in 1939 she turns 69 this year. She is still getting it done.
Prince was always very boyish and young looking.

Cher was at the grammys at 61 she had a ton of work done but she she looks good. for 61.

Ringo starr is aging very well.

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Don't worry she won't be around long. When your private life gets more press then your singing that's a problem. Check out the webcam I found Porec, Croatia
http://www.kroatien-exklusivurlaub.de/banner.php If you put up a picture from a web cam the picture will keep updating it's fun.
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These cruise ships are from the Funchal Madeira Island web cam. They will sail away in a couple hours.
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Great Kat! 8)
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These cruise ships are from the Funchal Madeira Island web cam. They will sail away in a couple hours.
I wanna get on the ship on the right! 8) 8)
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If you get on the eyeball ship you will be on board with the germans. The other ship is the Thomson Destiny it's a UK ship. I think I would jump on the Thomson Destiny English people are fun. 8)Plus this is a standard inside cabin on Thomson Destiny.

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I can't believe some of the grammy choices.

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If you get on the eyeball ship you will be on board with the germans. The other ship is the Thomson Destiny it's a UK ship. I think I would jump on the Thomson Destiny English people are fun. 8)Plus this is a standard inside cabin on Thomson Destiny.

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Kat I'll pick the ship with the fun people! 8)
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The ships are gone and night is falling. I want a fun ship with nice cabins. I want it all.
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Billy Idol must be in his 50's by now.
Love this song!

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Kat the ships left without us! :evil:
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Bummer man!!! Come back!!!! How could you leave without me.
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CQ and Kat, don't worry our ships will come in someday.
Our weather improved this afternoon, it's up to 21 deg. we're expecting snow and freezing tomorrow morning. But we have our vacations to look forward to. I'm a cheerful guy, so I deal with this stuff quite well.

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CQ and Kat, don't worry our ships will come in someday.
Our weather improved this afternoon, it's up to 21 deg. we're expecting snow and freezing tomorrow morning. But we have our vacations to look forward to. I'm a cheerful guy, so I deal with this stuff quite well.

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