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At the speed we are going we'll be up to 200 before the end of march.

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At the speed we are going we'll be up to 200 before the end of march.

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That's good we will get to have a 200th page party!
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Somebody is grumpy today??????
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Trying to slide in behind me huh??
Wait what is this about your behind?
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Being grumpy is not cool, besides cruisers are happy people. I think Rinker just needed a drink.

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Being grumpy is not cool, besides cruisers are happy people. I think Rinker just needed a drink.

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And he needs to watch the superbowl again. That is ok he can be grumpy today we still love him!
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No drinking on week days!!!
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No drinking on week days!!!
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I drink wine for the health benefits.

You all wish me luck, i'm filing my tax return this evening.

Manuel

PS be back later
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I drink wine for the health benefits.

You all wish me luck, i'm filing my tax return this evening.

Manuel

PS be back later
I drink vodka for the inebriation benefits.

Good luck!
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I drink wine for the health benefits.

You all wish me luck, i'm filing my tax return this evening.

Manuel

PS be back later
Good Luck I'm sure Uncle Sam will be kind to you since he knows you are a cruiser!
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Thank you CQ, we made out pretty well, but it takes money to be a TM. It's another cold night, so I had to have an extra glass of wine for anti-freeze. Good night to all the gang, have a peaceful evening and keep on posting.

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The tax man is returning some of my taxes. I guess I overpaid him.
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Sounds like Uncle Sam is going to be kind to The Last Gang!

Have a good evening! Day shift is over!

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I have to get the business taxes done before we can do our personal.
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I drink wine for the health benefits.

You all wish me luck, i'm filing my tax return this evening.

Manuel

PS be back later
I drink vodka for the inebriation benefits.

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The day shift has started. Happy tuesday to all the gang, it's early and cold, but our warmth will keep us going. I'm expecting another great posting day.

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CQ you your gang must be getting excited about the soccer tournament and the trip to Florida.

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Good Morning Gang!

Another cold day with snow and ice coming in the afternoon. :evil:

I think we need to move out of Jersey. I look around on Realtor.com and found this beautiful home for only $245,000 4 bed 3 bath over 3,000 sq feet. This type of home in my area is over a million dollars
This home is in Plano, TX.

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TM and the real estate taxes in this area are crazy.

My taxes go up each year. A few months ago the town sent out assessors to revaluate homes in the town. When he came to my door I did not let him in. last week we all got the letters in the mail as to how much your house is valued at and mine valued out the same as a few others homes that are my size and layout and not updated at all.

I have a new kitchen/new baths/marble floors no way I was letting them in. So the home four doors down that has not updated in 20 years got valued out as the same as my home.

So we will see once the new tax bills are sent out in the summer.
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Of course taxes will be alittle higher on my home because of the turf soccer field in my yard.

Homes with a turf soccer field are more desirable.
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CQ you your gang must be getting excited about the soccer tournament and the trip to Florida.

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I know I'm crazy but I looking forward to this tournament as if I was going on a cruise!
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Taxes is what forced me to sell my beautiful mansion in 2005.
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Taxes is what forced me to sell my beautiful mansion in 2005.
Taxes can't be higher in tx then nj.
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come live in canada!! espically quebec. We are the highest tax area in North America
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come live in canada!! espically quebec. We are the highest tax area in North America

I'll pass on Quebec - high taxes and cold
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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