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Old February 12th, 2008, 04:20 PM
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CQ that joke is quite funny.

I knew that trip to Florida would mean a lot to you and your guys. I hope it's a lot of fun and good luck with the soccer tournament.

Also taxes in Ct. are pretty high as is the cost of living in general.

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Yes CT/NY/NJ all the same - HIGH! :evil:
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Yes and getting higher.

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CQ when do you leave for Florida?
With the weather we're having I'm ready to go myself.

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CQ when do you leave for Florida?
With the weather we're having I'm ready to go myself.

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Friday morning back Monday nite.
We will take you with us TM! Sunny skys and Soccer! 8)
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With sunny skies and soccer I would be in heaven.

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According to the County Assessor our home has doubled in value in just 6 years!!
But then, I live in a tax and take state that just increases value when we vote down a tax increase.

CQ, no doubt that you live in a high dollar area of the US but remember that all values are relative to the region. That million dollar home is owned by someone pulling down a FAT 6 figure income.
A beautiful home on an acre in the gulf will go for 1/4 of what it would in the NE, but the owner there will be making substantially less.
I spend 1/2 the year away from home (away tonight) and what I do for fun is drive around and check outhomes for sale.

I have found that the only thing that costs the same everywhere is a Hertz rental.
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I see the snow falling outside and I wonder, is this a winter wonderland or just crappy weather?
CQ you will not want to leave Florida when you get there.

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According to the County Assessor our home has doubled in value in just 6 years!!
But then, I live in a tax and take state that just increases value when we vote down a tax increase.

CQ, no doubt that you live in a high dollar area of the US but remember that all values are relative to the region. That million dollar home is owned by someone pulling down a FAT 6 figure income.
A beautiful home on an acre in the gulf will go for 1/4 of what it would in the NE, but the owner there will be making substantially less.
I spend 1/2 the year away from home (away tonight) and what I do for fun is drive around and check outhomes for sale.

I have found that the only thing that costs the same everywhere is a Hertz rental.
I attend open houses on Sundays not moving anytime soon but like seeing whats out there and maybe pickup some decorating tips!

Good thing you mentioned Hertz I did not rent a car for my big Jax weekend (Lemon Bar 8) )
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I see the snow falling outside and I wonder, is this a winter wonderland or just crappy weather?
CQ you will not want to leave Florida when you get there.

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TM the roads are bad Had to drive my son to work and I'm the one everyone hates on the road I'm super slow.

I will pick him up at 10pm hope there should not be too many cars on the road.
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CQ, I will be so disappointed if you don't visit the Lemon Bar.
When you walk in you will be behind the bar. Turn right, walk along the seats and you will come to a corner of the bar. Stop, look toward the waves and the table you see five feet in front of you will be the one we sat at the entire summer of 2004.
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CQ stay safe, I drive slow during slippery conditions, but it's better to go slow than to end up on a ditch.

We have to be patient, winter won't last forever, it just feels that like it does.

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CQ stay safe, I drive slow during slippery conditions, but it's better to go slow than to end up on a ditch.

We have to be patient, winter won't last forever, it just feels that like it does.

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TM I'm very patient but it is the other idiots that don't want to slow down in a snow storm. Saw a few accidents today! :evil:
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CQ, I will be so disappointed if you don't visit the Lemon Bar.
When you walk in you will be behind the bar. Turn right, walk along the seats and you will come to a corner of the bar. Stop, look toward the waves and the table you see five feet in front of you will be the one we sat at the entire summer of 2004.
The entire summer at the Lemon Bar?????

You have the life!!!
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Rinker the entire sumner in any bar would be an intoxicating event.

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The entire winter in a bar would be cool also.

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CQ, I will be so disappointed if you don't visit the Lemon Bar.
When you walk in you will be behind the bar. Turn right, walk along the seats and you will come to a corner of the bar. Stop, look toward the waves and the table you see five feet in front of you will be the one we sat at the entire summer of 2004.
The entire summer at the Lemon Bar?????

You have the life!!!
HEY...I was working!!!! We'd get there around 7pm....humidity was above eleventy ninety jello per cent.

Cold beer was sooooooooooooooo good!
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CQ, I will be so disappointed if you don't visit the Lemon Bar.
When you walk in you will be behind the bar. Turn right, walk along the seats and you will come to a corner of the bar. Stop, look toward the waves and the table you see five feet in front of you will be the one we sat at the entire summer of 2004.
The entire summer at the Lemon Bar?????

You have the life!!!
HEY...I was working!!!! We'd get there around 7pm....humidity was above eleventy ninety jello per cent.

Cold beer was sooooooooooooooo good!

Rinker worked at the Lemon Bar!! 8)
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Have a good evening folks! 8)

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Goodnight gang, this is it fot the day shift.

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I went shopping for a swim suit again no luck. I ordered one off the internet I will see what happens. Keep your fingers crossed.

I did find some convertible pants. Check them out I got them in Black and Brown. They can be wore long or converted to a crop pant. They are perfect for my cruise.
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Good morning, the day shift is reporting for duty.

Kat good luck with your swim suit shoping

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Good morning all!

Icy start this morning no school today! :evil:

Kat good luck with your swimsuit shopping.

Those pants are pretty cool too.

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AHHHH......70's for the weekend in FL! 8) 8)

Fri
Feb 15 Partly Cloudy
71°/51°

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Feb 16 Few Showers
70°/55°

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Feb 17 Mostly Cloudy
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Medical Joke

Need Samples


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
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