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Old February 13th, 2008, 09:35 AM
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Need Samples


An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
Gross and funny.

I can't see your squirrel playing soccer cause I'm at work. But squirrels taking over soccer now it's just a part of there plan to take over the world. Beware the squirrels.
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hi everyone i have crashing the day shift party!
cq i watched that video the other day. it was cute but totally computer generated. you are doing a tourney in florida? wow! thats great! i remember the days of traveling. hope that the weather is in your favor. when i played in arizona it was at least 110 and we played 45min halves, two games a day with 1 sub. ugh! but i loved it! good luck!!
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Yes the squirrels are taking over the world!


Hey Hey Csis nice of you to stop by. 8)
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The squirrels playing soccer was cute. I came home later than usual, and I knew I would find something interesting on this thread.

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Tomorrow is valentines day, so I wish all the ladies on this thread a very happy valentines day. And remember valentines day candy has no calories.

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Why thank you TM! You also have a great VD! And don't be cheap with Mrs. TM! 8)
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I got her a dozen long stem red roses, and I'm taking her out to best Portuguese restaurant in this area.

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Very good!
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I wonder if I can send TM's post to my hubby cause that sounds great. I got my hubby a VD card.
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TM might be a one of a kind DH!
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Why thank you TM! You also have a great VD! And don't be cheap with Mrs. TM! 8)
VD...venereal disease?
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Gee, thanks!
I won't be home tomorrow. I'll take her to Mickey Dee's on Saturday.
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TM might be a one of a kind DH!
Gee, thanks!
I won't be home tomorrow. I'll take her to Mickey Dee's on Saturday.
Forget about Mickey Dee's more like a 5 star restaurant, roses, chocolate, perfume, massage, lingerie and handcuffs!
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Goodnight all, have a good rest so you can enjoy tomorrow.

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Have a great evening all!
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Have a great VD nite all.
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Good morning I hope everyone has a great day and once again I expect some posts from all the gang. Happy VD.

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PS I hope you all get something sweet today
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Good morning all!

Hope everyone has a wonderful VD!
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