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Old February 19th, 2008, 10:57 PM
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These chicks look like they are having fun!

Anyone know what ship this might be????
Celebrity or Princess maybe??


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This guy needs some more practice on the flowrider!
TM I hope you do better then this guy!



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I would look like that guy if I did the flowrider. We want the video of you on the flowrider. When is that coming to youtube?
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Are you familar with the Monster commercial about the fellow with the huge legs?
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I'll turn out the light because

.....I'm last.

not familiar with a monster commercial.
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I don't know the monster commerical, but I do know I'm last. This right here is one of my favorite commericals.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 01:01 AM
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And you are fast.
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Good morning gang, I had to be last before my day starts.


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Good Morning Kids!

Kat I never saw that commercial before But I like it.
As for flowrider that guy was brave to start off on the board standing up the best I can do is on my hands and knees I can't make it to the standing position yet. :evil: :evil:

TM back to cold this morning! :evil: the other day it was 55 degrees!

Happy Hump day all!!


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Old February 20th, 2008, 08:37 AM
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Last, My hubby's favorite commerical the two cats swimming across the river they look like my cats Grover and Elwood.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 09:51 AM
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I have not seen that commercial must be a west coast commercial or I'm just missing it!
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It wasn't on the air that long. We first saw it during a superbowl (don't ask me which one).
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I was gonna pull the boat and wash the hull today. Last two days have been sunny and got up to the 60's.
Overcast and icy today.

Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
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It's raining over here. When I let the dog in the house today she will have that nice wet dog smell.
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It's raining over here. When I let the dog in the house today she will have that nice wet dog smell.
We let our dog in out of the rain.
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It's raining over here. When I let the dog in the house today she will have that nice wet dog smell.
We let our dog in out of the rain.
Well you are just nicer then I'm. No dogs in the house when I'm not home. She won't melt. Plus she has a covered dog run area with her dog house in it. She can get out of the rain if she wants.
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My dog weighs 12 pounds.
She goes outside to do her bizniz and runs back to the door!!
I even built a ramp to the couch so she can get up and down when we're gone.
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My dog weighs 12 pounds.
She goes outside to do her bizniz and runs back to the door!!
I even built a ramp to the couch so she can get up and down when we're gone.
ahhh....Rinker is a good doggie dad!
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It's raining over here. When I let the dog in the house today she will have that nice wet dog smell.
We let our dog in out of the rain.
Well you are just nicer then I'm. No dogs in the house when I'm not home. She won't melt. Plus she has a covered dog run area with her dog house in it. She can get out of the rain if she wants.
If she has a covered area that works well. Plus you don't have to worry about it being super cold.
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My puppy is 45 pounds and CQ is right California is cold if I gets down to 30 dergees we never go below zero. Rinker I like your new avatar. My doggy isn't allowed on the couch. It would hurt if she sat in my lap. Small dogs are different then larger dogs. If my puppy was 12 pounds she won't be outside during the day. Rinker post a pic of you puppy please.
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Rinker likes snoopy no wonder he did not want to be Charlie Brown!

Yeah Rinker lets see a picture of the pup!
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My puppy is 45 pounds and CQ is right California is cold if I gets down to 30 dergees we never go below zero. Rinker I like your new avatar. My doggy isn't allowed on the couch. It would hurt if she sat in my lap. Small dogs are different then larger dogs. If my puppy was 12 pounds she won't be outside during the day. Rinker post a pic of you puppy please.
My dogs are not allowed on the couch either. they are 80 pds each so they would take up most of the couch plus they both shed.
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My puppy is 45 pounds and CQ is right California is cold if I gets down to 30 dergees we never go below zero. Rinker I like your new avatar. My doggy isn't allowed on the couch. It would hurt if she sat in my lap. Small dogs are different then larger dogs. If my puppy was 12 pounds she won't be outside during the day. Rinker post a pic of you puppy please.
My dogs are not allowed on the couch either. they are 80 pds each so they would take up most of the couch plus they both shed.
Man you have some fat chihuahua dogs.
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Hey TM you have all these cruises booked but you don't have any tickers up why?????


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Tickers are torture to watch!!!
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