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Old February 20th, 2008, 04:13 PM
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I created a couple of tickers, but I was not able to put them up on my posts.I just don't know how to do much on the computer.

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Make it the last time
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Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
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Carnival Victory
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Old February 20th, 2008, 04:18 PM
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the ink doesn't dry
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Old February 20th, 2008, 04:19 PM
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Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
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Old February 20th, 2008, 04:20 PM
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Yours is bigger than mine
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Old February 20th, 2008, 04:49 PM
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Some people have a big ones some don't.

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Old February 20th, 2008, 05:13 PM
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TM are you talking about me again?
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Alright Who has a big one????
Should I get the ruler out and measure????

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Vision Of The Seas
Independence Of The Seas x2
Allure Of The Seas
Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x3
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
Rhapsody Of The Seas
Majesty Of The Seas
Monarch Of The Seas
Sovereign Of The Seas
Celebrity Mercury
Carnival Victory
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Kat I was not talking about anyone in particular.

By the way how did you make out with your swimsuit shopping?

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Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
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Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
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Vision OTS 2-14-2015


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Old February 20th, 2008, 06:31 PM
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Quote:
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Kat I was not talking about anyone in particular.

By the way how did you make out with your swimsuit shopping?

Manuel
I went to 13 stores gave up ordered off the internet. It fits perfect and I'm happy and supported.
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Kat I'm glad that you are happy and supported

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Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015


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Old February 20th, 2008, 10:06 PM
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Goodnight gang.
I will have to find a geek to help me put up my cruise clocks.

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Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
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Equinox 4/11/2011
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Good luck TM. I was out staring and the moon. Pretty cool when it was all dark you could see so many stars. I even saw a shooting star.
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Good morning gang. We did not get a good look at the lunar eclipse because it was partly cloudy. We did see the previous one a few years ago quite clearly.
have a good day everyone.

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Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
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Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
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Vision OTS 2-14-2015


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It's cloudy today but it was clear yesterday.
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Shooting star? Around 7:30?

Goodbye Sattelite!!



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Shooting star? Around 7:30?

Goodbye Sattelite!!



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You know what you could be right. I made a wish on a blown up sattelite. Does that mean it won't come true?
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You Kidding?
Wish on bad a** Superior Firepower and it will always come true!!!

One big bang stick!!

OOOAH!!!
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Yeah glad to hear that. Boom
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Got it!
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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TM is last again

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Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
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Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
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Century 4/1998
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Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
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We can't go on posting like this. Or maybe we can.

Last again.

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Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence 12/29/13
Vision OTS 2-14-2015


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Booked Celebrity Equinox ... 4 / 4 / 16
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