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Old February 21st, 2008, 05:59 PM
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ladies!! I need some help. how do you add pictures to your messages
some of your pictures are great, it make a message a lot funnier to read.
thank you in advance
please keep it simple , I am not a fast learner.
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Good night, it's been a good day, but tomorrow is friday and it should be even better.

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ladies!! I need some help. how do you add pictures to your messages
some of your pictures are great, it make a message a lot funnier to read.
thank you in advance
please keep it simple , I am not a fast learner.
Here you go Earl,

RIGHT-click over the image with your mouse and select properties. Highlight the properties with your mouse, right click and select copy. Paste the properties into your messages between the [img] tags.

Any other questions let us know.
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Earl

when posting the message look at the boxes above it is the 3rd box from the right. youtube url then Img. Img is image
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http://www.cruisemates.com/gallery/galleries/4316/70331.jpg the red is the address of this picture. To post it as a picture use this address and either highlight this address and click the Img button or type [img ] (but with no spaces) in front of the address and [/img] in back of the address no spaces. You can use this to post any picture from the internet. This picture is from Grandma Rosalie photo galley she has the best food pctures.
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its work!!! thank you
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Good morning TGIF, I'm looking forward to a weekend off, I don't get to many, so I have some fun activities planned. Today we have snow to deal with, but that's why I drive a jeep.

Have a good day everyone.

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Good morning all!

Snow, snow and more snow! :evil:

Earl welcome to the wonderful world of posting pics. Now we are expecting some funny pics from you!

Have a great day everyone!

Yeah it's Friday!

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Quote:
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By George I think he has got it.
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I often wonder why I say certain things like: "By George I think his got it." so I looked up the orgin of this saying here is what I found.

From the 2003 archive;
BY GEORGE - ".Many of the milder oaths listed below follow the old Hebraic and Middle English tradition of avoiding the use of sacred words, such as God, by substituting words with the same initial letter. Thus for God the oaths substitute George, ginger, Godfrey, golly, gosh, gracious, gravy, grief, etc." From "I Hear America Talking" by Stuart Berg Flexner (Von Nostrand Reinhold Co., New York, 1976).
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
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Too Funny Csis!

Love the new Pic!
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I just got home, lousy weather took me almost an hour to drive 22 miles, but I made without getting into a fender bender. Couldn't wait to see all the posts.

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If that happens to me one time....twin beds!
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If that happens to me one time....twin beds!
Rinker as long as Mrs. R does not fart in her sleep you should be fine!
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CQ I love you sense of humor.

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Earl it depends who the stranger is!
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