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Old February 22nd, 2008, 06:01 PM
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CQ I love you sense of humor.

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Why thank you TM!

What a day today! Glad you made it home safe as the roads were not good today! :evil:
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 07:25 PM
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When on a cruise remember when you use the restroom check your shoes for toilet paper!

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one hundred and twelve
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Old February 22nd, 2008, 07:27 PM
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is better then two hundred and sixty six!
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 07:29 PM
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Wow, the ink hadn't even dried yet!
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Old February 22nd, 2008, 07:31 PM
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hey Csis what is going on???
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There is always something going on on this thread, I was finally able to put up countdown tickers. One of these days I will learn how to put up pictures.

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Old February 22nd, 2008, 09:42 PM
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TM even Earl has learned how to post pictures! Time for you to learn!
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 09:54 PM
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It wouldn`t be so bad if it was a stranger
earl, strange butt?

That's just wrong!!!
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 10:00 PM
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 10:18 PM
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:evil:

Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know who has access t o the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point
presentation ' Life is Beautiful'
If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and
delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying:
'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who
sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.
AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroyin it.

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS,
And ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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thanks cq! i usually dont open mail when i dont know who sent it but i will keep my eyes opened.
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Old February 22nd, 2008, 10:55 PM
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Ok Csis I think most people don't open any mail that they don't know who the sender is however just to make sure I post it for the Last Gang!
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
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i opened it...
lost my house...




my car.......






my wife....




my CRUISE.......








my manhood....







CQ...thank you
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Wow Rinker I hope you get all those things back.
Goodnight gang I'm off from work tomorrow so I won't be posting early in the morning

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HEY HEY !! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO. I JUST FINISH WORK.
i am wide awake , hi Crazysis. I don't think we have been interduce!!
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[img]Prints/WireImage/PHOTO_GALLERY_VICTORIASSECRET2006/Alessandra_Mazur_11421253_600.jpg[img]
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I give up. I can't get it to work everytime Iput [img] first it skips a line,
I guess you can't teach an old dg new tricks.
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Quote:
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There is always something going on on this thread, I was finally able to put up countdown tickers. One of these days I will learn how to put up pictures.

Manuel
Hi TM nice Clock.
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[img]Prints/WireImage/PHOTO_GALLERY_VICTORIASSECRET2006/Alessandra_Mazur_11421253_600.jpg[img]
Okay here is your problem the end img should be [/img] not [img].
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[img]Prints/WireImage/PHOTO_GALLERY_VICTORIASSECRET2006/Alessandra_Mazur_11421253_600.jpg[/img]
Watch I will add a / to your address and the picture of the Victoria Sercert model will pop up. Hey that didn't work I know you are missing the beginning of the address hang let me find that for you.
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Okay I found it here is is the whole address http://lifestyle.sympatico.msn.ca/im...421253_600.jpg you were missing http://lifestyle.sympatico.msn.ca/images/Feeds/ so let's add it. then the /. Oh see that worked. enjoy!
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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HEY HEY !! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO. I JUST FINISH WORK.
i am wide awake , hi Crazysis. I don't think we have been interduce!!
looks like Earl is in the nite shift!

Earl who first hooked you up with the Victorias Secret models???? Yes me!
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Good morning kids!

TM you have the weekend off good for you enjoy it!

The gals in the west must be sleeping.

Earl is probably busy with his harem of Victoria's Secret models.

I'm off to soccer practice. And speaking of Victorias Secret I think I'll stop in there today I hear the new spring collection is in and the pastel colors our hot for the spring! Sometimes you need a break from the basic black, red and white. 8)

Have a wonderful day all!
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Carnival Breeze
Oasis Of The Seas x2
Liberty Of The Seas x4
Freedom Of The Seas x3
Navigator Of The Seas x2
Explorer Of The Seas x2
Voyager Of The Seas
Enchantment Of The Seas
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Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.

This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton.

Please send it to everybody you know who has access t o the Internet.

You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point
presentation ' Life is Beautiful'
If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and
delete it immediately.

If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying:
'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who
sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon.
AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroyin it.

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS,
And ask them to
PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!
My Norton blocked it.
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