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CQ I hope you enjoy your shopping. I,m going to a comedy club tonight, will be able to stay up late. Mrs. TM does not drink, so I have a designated driver.
Tomorrow we are going to Foxwoods casino kind of a wild weekend for me.

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Earl are you practicing posting pictures with my Picture????
It is ok as long as you don't use my x-rated pics for practicing.
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CQ I hope you enjoy your shoppin. I,m going to a comedy club tonight, will be able to stay up late. Mrs. TM does not drink, so I have a designated driver.
Tomorrow we are going to Foxwoods casino kind of a wild weekend for me.

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TM sounds like a great weekend for you!!
I like comedy clubs do you have many by you? I had a few local but it seems thru the years they closed down.

Mrs. TM can drive!!!!!!!

How is Foxwoods have not been there yet. How far of a drive is it from your home?

And I had a wonderful morning of shopping!
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The pic shows in preview (?)
Rinker maybe you should have Earl teach you how to post Pics?
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CQ we have a few. places where they have comedy shows. As for Foxwoods it's about an hour's drive from where we live, they keep growing and growing all the time. They have many stores and all kinds of shows. They will soon open a new wing and are in the process of hiring an additioal 2000 people.

On a diferent note it's interesting that we both will be cruising The Liberty of The Seas this year.

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CQ we have a few. places where they have comedy shows. As for Foxwoods it's about an hour's drive from where we live, they keep growing and growing all the time. They have many stores and all kinds of shows. They will soon open a new wing and are in the process of hiring an additioal 2000 people.

On a diferent note it's interesting that we both will be cruising The Liberty of The Seas this year.

Manuel
Yes I hear foxwoods is building up and is very nice!

I am curious to see when you get back from LIberty if you liked it!

To bad we are not on the same sailing! :evil:

You will have to warn the staff that CQ in on her way!!
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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HEY HEY !! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO. I JUST FINISH WORK.
i am wide awake , hi Crazysis. I don't think we have been interduce!!
hi earl!! i like your ticker!!
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Hey Csis you there????
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Hi everyone, hope youall had a nice day.

CQ I agree that It's too bad we are not on the same cruise, but maybe someday we will be.

Goodnight gang I had a great saturday.

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HOw was the comedy show TM????

Good luck at foxwoods on Sunday win big!!!

This what awaits us on the Liberty!!! Dancing under the stars!!! 8)


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TM here is another good one!!

Promenade Dance Party!!!!!!

People all over the world (everybody)
Join hands (join)
Start a love train, love train
People all over the world (all the world, now)
Join hands (love ride)
Start a love train (love ride), love train

I'll be on the train!!!!

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Hi there everybody!!! is it true the that foxwood is the largest casino
in the states.
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Earl are you practicing posting pictures with my Picture????
It is ok as long as you don't use my x-rated pics for practicing.

I have some if you want me to post them
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Earl are you practicing posting pictures with my Picture????
It is ok as long as you don't use my x-rated pics for practicing.

I have some if you want me to post them
Earl I thought that was going to our secret??
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Hi there everybody!!! is it true the that foxwood is the largest casino
in the states.
I'm not sure TM should know! I thought one of the vegas casinos are the largest. There are some huge casinos in vegas. 8)
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Good Morning all!

Everyone is still sleeping!

What does CQ do when she books a cruise????? She starts shopping!!!!

When I find a dirt cheap deal I have to brag about it!

I got this dress two weeks ago for $8.00 Yes $8.00 marked down from $110.00 it was the last one left!
I think I will take it on the Liberty for the 2nd formal nite. For the 1st formal nite I have a very expensive gown that I got a few years ago but I'm getting my monies worth on it because I have already worn it on three formal nite cruises and I will be wearing it again on the Liberty! What are the chances that I will run into someone that I cruised with before and they will remember the dress!

My $8.00 dress 8)


And yes my son was watching sponge bob on tv!
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CQ the comedy show was great, the food was fine, now we are leaving for Foxwoods. I almost feel like we are on a cruise.

Mrs TM's life-long girlfriend is here visiting from DC and since she is like a sister to me also, we love to do fun things together.

Hope everyone has a fantastic day -- the sun is shinning and the temps are around 40 degress and I will post later tonight.

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