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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:28 AM
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Colin's hair was filthy...
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Colin Farrell seems like he would smell bad. He always looks dirty to me.
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My friend friend tells me that I embrass her when we dance
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Nice cow Earl.
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My friend friend tells me that I embrass her when we dance
together. don;t know where she gets that Idea from
Look it Earl posting a dancing cow getting all funky on us!!
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sorry but I stole it from one of your earlier post.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 02:39 PM
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Good morning CQ and katlady. and last but not least mehawk


CQ I have been 13 cruises so far My last 6 has been on Holland America. Been on Royal carribean 2 times and Carnival 5 times.
of the three lines I have been on , I like HAL the best. My next cruise is On RCI next year, I t will be my first time going through the Panama canal
Earl you have been on a good number of cruises!

HAL is your favorite. I hear good things about them. I would like to try them in the future. Hal has a new ship coming out it is doing a 3 niter out of New York for only $435. I would like to go but it is over Labor Day weekend and I'm tied up with soccer that weekend.

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sorry but I stole it from one of your earlier post.
We gotta look out for Earl he steals!!! :evil:
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Hi gang, I have been quite busy, didn't have much time to post ,but now I'm back and I get to be last.

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Old February 26th, 2008, 04:13 PM
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Not much posting from TM!

TM is slacking! :evil:

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CQ! looking at your past cruises You like big ships. Even your next one is a big one. do you plan on going on the gensis ships in a few years.
Soon you will need your passport to from end to the other.
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CQ! looking at your past cruises You like big ships. Even your next one is a big one. do you plan on going on the gensis ships in a few years.
Soon you will need your passport to from end to the other.
Earl I always have an updated passport ready just in case I decide to leave the country for good!

Yes I enjoy the big ships. I will of course be on Gensis.

First I started cruising with the 70,000 ton ships then I moved up to 100,000 then up to 138,000 now I'm upto over 160,000.

Once you go big there is no turning back!
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CQ it's true, I have been slacking, but that's because we had company over for a few days. My slacking will stop for now.

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CQ it's true, I have been slacking, but that's because we had company over for a few days. My slacking will stop for now.

Manuel
TM you have friends/family staying with you???

Yes I know that can get hectic!

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My wife's best friend was here for few days, so each night we were doing something, it was fun but I did not have time to post. Now untill april 12 we don't have anything major planned. So I will be able to be last once in a while.

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Got to make up for lost time, I get to be last again , and I flying high because we just paid up our Hawaiian vacation that starts on april 12.



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Got to make up for lost time, I get to be last again , and I flying high because we just paid up our Hawaiian vacation that starts on april 12.



Manuel
TM that is around the corner good for you! 8)
How long are you going for a week or more? Are you flying direct? It is a
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CQ! How Long is your cruise and what ports are you stopping at.
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CQ! How Long is your cruise and what ports are you stopping at.
7 nites and San juan, St. Maartin and Labadee.

ALthough San juan is 3pm on so that really does not count. More of a 2 port stop and more sea days!

WHat is your favorite itinerary??
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St. Maartin ! will you be visiting the orient beach. will you be posting PICTURES
Last year i was there, my girlfriend made me wear blinders
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Does anyone recognize this?:

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St. Maartin ! will you be visiting the orient beach. will you be posting PICTURES
Last year i was there, my girlfriend made me wear blinders
Earl

I thought you said your girlfriend has a look but don't touch policy??? Then why do you have to wear blinders? looks like she has a no touch and no look policy!

My son will be with me so I would need a more family type of beach if one does exist in st. maartin. It has been awhile since I was there.

But If he stays on the ship then orient beach is a possibility!
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Does anyone recogize this:

Rinker where is that???

What a beautiful church!
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Earl

I thought you said your girlfriend has a look but don't touch policy??? Then why do you have to wear blinders? looks like she has a no touch and no look policy!



Her policy changes from day to day
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Rinker where is that???

What a beautiful church!
Hint: Not in Kansas.
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I give up!
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We arrived in Mazatlan with no plans...hired a guy to show us the sights. Took us downtown to this church first. The place was packed and we were told it was like that every single day.
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