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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:02 PM
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I can be your bartender if you want
earl unfortunately you are not on our cruise.

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CQ we will be in Hawaii for 7 days. We are from Bradley airporat in CT. to Atlanta and Atlanta to Honolulu. We will be staying in Honolulu this time.

Our cruise in May is the same intinenary as yours.

Goodnight to all who post here.

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PS it's a long flight to Hawaii but we were able to get 1st class tickets.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:05 PM
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hi manuel! crashing the late shift huh?

2 months til im CRUISING!! 8)
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:07 PM
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Rinker that is very nice! I love that church!

Csis where have you been nice of you to stop by!!
Is your son getting excited about the cruise??

TM wow we are even doing the same ports on the Liberty!

Have a great evening everyone!

Behave kids!
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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hi cq! been here kinda late and all alone.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:28 PM
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I got here late also and I am last.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:29 PM
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sorry but I stole it from one of your earlier post.
That's okay I stole it from other website.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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Wow, punked by the sisters together!
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I just made the drink discovery of all discoveries!!!
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:33 PM
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St. Maartin ! will you be visiting the orient beach. will you be posting PICTURES
Last year i was there, my girlfriend made me wear blinders
Dirty old man. CQ I will be on St. Marteen in April there is a rumor about a stop at orient beach. No cameras will be allowed. But this rumor is not confirmed at this time. My swim suit is a two piece.
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I just made the drink discovery of all discoveries!!!
What did you discover?
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kat dont chicken out on me now!!

rinker what the drink discovery? inquiring minds wanna know.

hey mehawk!
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CQ we will be in Hawaii for 7 days. We are from Bradley airporat in CT. to Atlanta and Atlanta to Honolulu. We will be staying in Honolulu this time.

Our cruise in May is the same intinenary as yours.

Goodnight to all who post here.

Manuel

PS it's a long flight to Hawaii but we were able to get 1st class tickets.
I went to Honolulu for my 21st birthday it was a blast. We have family on the island and we had a visit with an elderly aunt of my mom (I don't think she was an aunt my mom was taught as a matter of respect to call them aunt.) TM what are you planning to see?
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kat dont chicken out on me now!!

rinker what the drink discovery? inquiring minds wanna know.

hey mehawk!
Watch out the human sponge is asking. Hey Csis what's your room number? If I decide to send a B cake for my nephew.
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you tell me yours first! i gotta visit your bar at least once! just kidding. thinking of setting up my own. 8291 i think. or send it to the dining room. i was thinking of decorating the room for him.
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you tell me yours first! i gotta visit your bar at least once! just kidding. thinking of setting up my own. 8291 i think. or send it to the dining room. i was thinking of decorating the room for him.
I'm in room 6000 come visit the bar anytime.
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you tell me yours first! i gotta visit your bar at least once! just kidding. thinking of setting up my own. 8291 i think. or send it to the dining room. i was thinking of decorating the room for him.
I'm in room 6000 come visit the bar anytime.
Oh that's on deck 8
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liar liar pants on fire!!
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:46 PM
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Who me never.
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ok i took a peek and know where you are! however i wont bug you! im gonna check into a bar set up in my room thats child proof.
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Drink info:

Costco Wholesale sells this drink called Zip Fizz.

It is a healthy energy drink packed with vitamins.

Comes in two forms....a four once liquid shot in Cherry or Orange. 24 bottles for 27 bucks..

-OR_

A dry powder capsule that you mix in 16 ounces of water.
The powder comes in a combo pack with 3 flavors...Pink Lemonade, Citrus and Orange Soda. 30 capsules for 27 bucks.

Mix with 1/2 Zip Fizz and 1/2 clear 80-100 proof liquid originally from Russia and you have a very, very tasty cocktail.
The Citrus Zipp Fizz is absolutely delicious.
The danger, of course, is it tastes so good that you may consume it too fast and get stupid drunk very quickly... almost Foo Foo. If it is too tasty just add more clear liquid or cigarette ashes.
You can carry plenty capsules in your luggage and not worry about confiscation.
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Old February 26th, 2008, 11:51 PM
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sounds tasty with a zing!! i know that vodka tastes good in a couple of the engery drinks that are out. however i just know what the can looks like have no idea what its called.
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Pomegranite (sp) for one but I'm sworn to Zip now.

We had the liquid bottles on HAL because we didn't know about the powder then.
The liquid is kinda syrupy.
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ill have to give it a try. i have a costco card too.
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and only 10 calories
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definitely have to try it now!
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figger 60 calories for each shot of Vodka...10 for 16 ounces of Zip

That's only 305 calories per drink!!!
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but thats per drink! i usually drink more than one so that can add up quick! i can always just have a liquid dinner.
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Night all it's past my bed time. Csis you can't pack higher the 70 proof booze to take on the plane and it can only be in your checked bags.
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