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Old February 27th, 2008, 04:38 PM
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Old February 27th, 2008, 04:44 PM
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lalalalalala Who is last?
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I gotta get my mind off granny!!!!

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Old February 27th, 2008, 04:52 PM
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but Granny knows CPR and she does not count!
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Old February 27th, 2008, 04:58 PM
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Granny is hot for Rinker is Rinker hot for granny? It's the junk in her trunk isn't it.
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Granny is hot for Rinker is Rinker hot for granny? It's the junk in her trunk isn't it.
Ya know that feeling when you throw up in your throat a little?

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Old February 27th, 2008, 05:01 PM
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What's that Black eyed peas song.....

what ya gonna do with all that junk in your trunk??
I'm gonna get ya love drunk off my humps.
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Old February 27th, 2008, 05:04 PM
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Here is the song!

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when you do it twice in a row , you are the winner
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Old February 27th, 2008, 05:28 PM
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wrong Earl it is on the third try that you become a winner!

Oh well I guess you are not last!

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I had some errands to do, so I just read all the posts, and it certainly was a great day for posting.
CQ I will certainly attend a luau in Hawaii, and will tell all the gang everything about my trip when we get back.
Now when we go on a cruise together since Mr. CQ and Mrs. TM don't drink they can pour so they won't feel left out.
I would love to try some Croation wine.

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Old February 27th, 2008, 06:32 PM
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Old February 27th, 2008, 06:36 PM
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Rinker no fair you posted last three times each one minute apart.
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Ok...92 minutes later and LAST
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More last. The luau will be a blast TM the pull the pig from the ground it slow cooked all day.
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Quote:
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it certainly was a great day for posting.
Now when we go on a cruise together since Mr. CQ and Mrs. TM don't drink they can pour so they won't feel left out.
I would love to try some Croation wine.

Manuel
Then it is a deal Mr. CQ and Mrs. TM will pour!

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TM it was a very busy posting day today. Plus got to mingle with the gripers too!

No croatian wine for the gripers!

Have a good evening everyone!

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I like messing I mean playing with the gripers.
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CQ!!!! where do you find all these pictures.
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third times the charm huh? or is it three strikes and you're out!
rinker you lasted 92 minutes? wow!!
cq i like some of the black eyes peas songs cause they have a good beat to dance to although i tend to listen to rock.
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Good morning from chilly central CT. I really got a kick out of yesterday's posts. The last gang is defenitely a fun group. During the day when I am at work I can't post, but I do get a chance to look at all the posts.
It has been a fast and busy week for me,and I have not had time to post much, but the rest of gang the has been super.

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A NOTE TO CQ.

I'm going to have Mrs. TM practice her pouring

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TM is back to say that wednesday was a great posting day. Can't wait to see what you all are going to come up with for today. Happy thursday gang.

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