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Old February 28th, 2008, 02:47 PM
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I know what you mean Earl!

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Old February 28th, 2008, 04:27 PM
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Wow is that a little piece of poop in earl's hair I think CQ's birds got him.
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Earl likes birds I'm sure he won't mind.

Plus I hear bird poop really moisturizes the hair!

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It is a beautiful day here...for a change.

Just took a drive on a winding, hilly road to a place called Clatskanie (Klat-skuh-nye) Was real nice ...especially dodging the verschtooken morons doing 80mph coming the other way.

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Wow is that a little piece of poop in earl's hair I think CQ's birds got him.

Only you would would notice that
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Old February 28th, 2008, 05:18 PM
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Earl is doing the pouring today! I'll have a glass Earl!
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Its happy hour , let me buy you ladies a drink or two
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Im home and I get to be last for a little while.
No gripes from me, cruisers and griping don't mix.

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Its happy hour , let me buy you ladies a drink or two
HEY!!!!
I'm cute, ya know!
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Old February 28th, 2008, 06:44 PM
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Its happy hour , let me buy you ladies a drink or two
I'm glad Earl joined the Last Gang we now have happy hour!

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Im home and I get to be last for a little while.
No gripes from me, cruisers and griping don't mix.

Manuel
Hey TM,

Your a good person please don't turn into a griper!

TM do you usually do early dinner or late dinner seating?
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READ CAPTION ON 1st PHOTO THEN LOOK AT SECOND PHOTO:


Look at the picture above and you can see where this guy broke through

the guardrail, right side where the people are standing on the road (pointing).

The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the

guardrail. It flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up

on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was traveling.


Now look at the 2nd pic below:



If this guy didn't believe in God before, do you suppose he believes now?

Now, THAT's LAST!!!!!!
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Old February 28th, 2008, 07:06 PM
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OMG wow that is some scary stuff! lucky to be alive.
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CQ I have allways done early dinner, then usually the show , follwed by other entertainment. On our last cruise one night I was in the casino till 3AM then had a slice of pizza and a beer before going to bed.

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he is lucky.. He should a lottery ticket with that luck.
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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get to be last again

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back to the front
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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last again

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I bet that as soon as I walk away from my computer somebody is going to post so they can be last.
That's OK being last does not last.

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Wow what is scary picture.
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Kat was waiting for me to leave so she could be last.

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Kat not last I am
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Goodnight, you all can be last for a while, but i'll be back.

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I told you I would be back. My hubby mixed me a drink so it's still happy hour here. Rum and Capri sun.
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Vodka and Zip Fizz here

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Hey Kat good Arnold video!

TM We also do early dinner that will give us more time after dinner for wine drinking! 8)

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