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Old March 2nd, 2008, 08:59 PM
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Hey TM you around???

Did you have any wine this evening???
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Boy it seems like we have been on page 125 for a long time.

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Old March 2nd, 2008, 09:01 PM
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Page 126 here we are!!!
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I guess that did it, we reached page 126.
Of course we are a bit nutty to be so interested in reaching page 200.
But I enjoy being a little crazy it makes life a lot easier.

Goodnight, I'll will be back early in the morning.

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Old March 2nd, 2008, 09:07 PM
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Ok kids you have a great evening!

I'm going to go catch Howie Mandel Deal or No Deal if anyone can win the million!

Weekend is over a new week of fun posts!!!!!! 8)

Life is good when you are a member of the Last Gang! 8)
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cq those are really funny! i just bought a bike today and rode it around for just a little bit with my son and man am i outta shape. i was going to ride it to work but i would be dead halfway there. i think im gonna have to either work up to it or figure out how to use the gears effectively. its been forever since ive ridden a bilke.
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Hey guys we went on one of our side trips this one to MT. The heck if I can spell the name. Near the San Francisico area we could see the bay and golden gate bridge. My hubby took pictures I will post some later.
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Old March 3rd, 2008, 12:29 AM
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Time to Vote trust me ladies you want to vote on this. You know Macy's website has a zoom button see you can see the clothes up close . Good times!!!
http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=591583
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Old March 3rd, 2008, 01:38 AM
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That's what you think sucker.
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Good morning gang.
CQ, you had asked if I had some wine last evening. I usually have wine with dinner, unless I am in a Mexican restaurnat, then it's beer. I enjoy one of three brands of Mexican beer.
A member of the last gang can't live with just tap water.

I'll be back this afternoon. All you gang members have a nice day.

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Good morning all!

Happy Monday! :evil:

Kat I voted in your mens swimsuit poll and I already think you know which way I voted!

TM you are funny I'm glad you had your wine! Although beer and mexican are a good combo!

Csis starting to ride again after years of not riding is not easy. I know it took me a few months before I could keep up with the kids!

Just think our tickers keep ticking and are ticking away getting closer to cruising! 8)

Happy hour at 4pm today!
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CQ did you vote A or F. I wanted to make you chose.
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Quote:
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that video was too funny. i think every last one of them tried to look away out of respect but couldnt resist a second like while the looking was good.
Too bad she had white tape stretching across her boobs!!!
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Rinker my hubby felt the same way when he saw the video.
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Good afternoon to every body. I was gone for one day and come back
and the first thing i am reading is that you people are taking about women breast. how could you do tha twithout calling me!!!
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This is why I don't Kayak.
If I was thinking of kayaking. not any more
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Us guys shoud have our own swimwear contest I would vote for her.
show us you choice
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Quote:
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CQ did you vote A or F. I wanted to make you chose.
I voted for A! I like the blue speedo better then the red!!
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Good afternoon to every body. I was gone for one day and come back
and the first thing i am reading is that you people are taking about women breast. how could you do tha twithout calling me!!!
Sure Earl wants to be part of the last gang then he disappears for the weekend!

Earl you have to commit to the last gang!
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I am not gooD at commitments, but if you give a second chance pleaseeee
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Earl I guess I have to give you a second chance after all you are the resident bartender for the last gang and it is almost 4 and I can use a drink.
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It's a little after 4, I'm so glad I made it in time for happy hour. After a couple drinks we all will be happier.

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A long island ice tea please!!!!
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I could go for a martini like they make on the martini bar on the Celebrity ships.
A glass of chardonay will do nicely, I'm not a hard guy to please.

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Rinker I'm glad that you are still posting. Stick with the last gang, afer all we are a cool bunch.

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