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Old March 5th, 2008, 09:51 PM
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I barely made it in time for happy hour, had some business to take care of.

Kat as far as wine in Italy goes, you can't go wrong. I love the the red wines from Tuscany and Scicily as well. Any restaurant you go to in Italy allways has good wine. The food is good as well, be sure to try pesce espada, it's a lot like being in Portugal.
I love their cheeses, pastries and their ice cream is to die for.

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CQ!!!! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING!!!!!
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Is CQ staring at the speedos again.
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Good morning, have a good thursday everyone.

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CQ I hope you are well, we sure miss you.

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Good morning all!

Had some not so nice news yesterday. My sister's dog died. He was a shih tzu and only 5 years old. It all happened to quick. Monday He started throwing up my sister took him to the vet where they took his blood work and saw something was not right with the kidneys requested he stay the night at the vet and have a ultrasound done on Tuesday.

His ultrasound showed that his kidneys were deteriorating and only had a few days to live. Sister took him home that nite so the family can all hold him and hug him. I had to see him one more time (my sister lives about one hour away from me). He at that point could not walk at all has not been eating. Wednesday They took him back to the Vet to have him put down as the vet said he only had a few days left and he was suffering.

This is little Gucci and my niece.

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Is CQ staring at the speedos again.
Thanks Kat that is a great plan for today!
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I had no wine yesterday so I missed Wine Down Wednesday and Happy Hour! :evil:
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CQ I'm sorry to hear about your sister's dog. Shih tzus are such sweet little dogs. My friend had one called Gus. He didn't bark at all and was so friendly.

Sorry you missed Wine down wednesday. But you are in time for Tapas and Tequilla Thursday.
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T&T Thursday count me in!!!!
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Happy hour at 4PM
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In hour of T&T Thursday I will be having Tequilla for happy hour today!

EAAAARRRRRLLLLLLLLL!!!! Get the tequilla ready!!!!!
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Happy hour is in 3 and a half hours for me.
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8 Minutes for happy hour in the east coast!!!!!
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CQ sorry to hear about you niece's dog.

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I'm ready for happy hour, and tequila sunrise is one drink that I enjoy.
Bttoms up.

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I work the afternoon shift. sometimes its hard to enjoy happy hour and work at the same time. I don't know why but they don't like it when
I walk around work carrying a b ottle of wine in my back pocket
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I work the afternoon shift. sometimes its hard to enjoy happy hour and work at the same time. I don't know why but they don't like it when
I walk around work carrying a b ottle of wine in my back pocket
and a wine glass in my tool belt
Happy hour comes first! We only work if we have time to!!
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Earl I'm hiring you to be my drinking buddy!
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Earl, at work you don't carry a wine bottle around, you carry a bottle of grape juice, of course you refill it with juice that may have fermented.
You might think this is funny, but I know a guy who did this for 40 years. He is retired now.

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TM always has good advise!!!

One of my sisters coworkers comes to work in the morning with her own cup of coffee spiked with Kaluha!
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My coworkers all drink water only!
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WE have to do what it takes to get through our work days.

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