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Your co-workers might be spiking their water.

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Your co-workers might be spiking their water.

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No I don't think so!

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CQ!!! YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!
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CQ you job sounds like more fun than mine. Unless of course these are female dogs.
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CQ!!! YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!
Why do you say that Earl because I had Tequilla today for happy hour or because I work with animals???

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I can't resist it... this thread is going to the dawgs...
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CQ you job sounds like more fun than mine. Unless of course these are female dogs.
This is really the first time I can say "I love my job".

The kitty kats and birds are cool too! 8)

Have a good evening kids!

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so, it's cat and dogs.
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Don't forget the birds, hamsters, fish, hermit crabs and snakes!
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I have that cat, I want that dog, the rodent freaks me out, but the bird how that looks like good eatin. Yummy. Are you a groomer, or do you work at a vet office? Or do you work for congress.
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Long day.....anyone here?
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I'm here looking up parrot recipes.
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Man all these recipes are for what to feed a bird not how to cook a bird. Oh well I guess I'll stick to chicken. CQ remember no meat tomorrow.
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Last for the night??
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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When one posts early in the morning is that being last or being first?

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Happy friday gang. Now after wine down wednesday followed by tapas and tequila thursday, what are we doing today? Since it's lent are just going to have coke and pepsi? Or can we have a little juice from Nappa Valley?

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CQ I must say that I am quite intrigued by your line of work.
I am a bird lover, so I think you have a cool job.

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PS I do like other animals as well
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Man all these recipes are for what to feed a bird not how to cook a bird. Oh well I guess I'll stick to chicken. CQ remember no meat tomorrow.

Good Morning gang!

Kat thanks for the reminder yes no meat today! Does the Bolonga Pony count??? I'm thinking it does not!

Please no cooking birds! You can have one as a pet not as a meal!

Where is Csis???? She is MIA again! :evil:
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Here is my story I'll try to make it short.

I always wanted to work with animals. I was working as a Fraud Analyst for AT&T when the company decided to down size my job went to India! I was able to collect unemployment for 6 months which is when I started my own business doing pet care. I started with a paycheck of $15. a week but I had unemployment also and I did not want to give up. Did alot of running around, advertising, mailings etc. After unemployment was up I was well on my way. Now 4 years later all is very well.
My pet care business will put my kids thru college without having to take out any loans. Not to mention take care of my shopping and cruising addiction!

I thought about leaving AT&T and starting my business but never did I was worried about leaving a good paying position to start a business that might flop. So the down sizing of AT&T was a blessing.
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Happy friday gang. Now after wine down wednesday followed by tapas and tequila thursday, what are we doing today? Since it's lent are just going to have coke and pepsi? Or can we have a little juice from Nappa Valley?

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Today it is Margarita Friday! 8)

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Reese Witherspoon was voted as best celebrity hair.

Kat you think she has any extensions going on????


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Love this Parrot!

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CQ look eye these are extensions. Great story I'm glad AT&T downsided you. I promise no eating parrots (to expensive). Margarita Friday sounds great. I like strawberry.

Drink up at 4PM.
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It's gotta be 4:00 P.M somewhere in the universe,let's drink up!
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OMG Kat those look soooooo yummy!

I can't wait until happy hour today!
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