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Old March 7th, 2008, 05:56 PM
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Happy hour is just getting started!!!!!

Where is the bartender I'll have another!!!!!!
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Don't know where the bartender is, so I will pour one for all the gang.

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CQ thank you for sharing your story with us, about your job. I found it very interesting that you were able to turn a negative situation into something positive.

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Old March 7th, 2008, 06:33 PM
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CQ thank you for sharing your story with us, about your job. I found it very interesting that you were able to turn a negative situation into something positive.

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Why thank you TM! And one good thing about the job is I now work half the hours I did and make more!

My motto is......... Work less Make more!!!!
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Busy thread today.
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Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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Happy hour does tend to get busy around here!
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Hey TM,

These Soccer coaches are killing me...

Sat we have games in Delaware I just mapquest it and it is 3 hours away.

Sun we have games in Philly again 3 hours away!

Coach thinks I have nothing to do but drive all over the place. I should let him know that I have a cruised booked and I need to be shopping!
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James is a slow typer. Never worry about spelling.
You know me too well Kat!
I'm slow at many things!
Sometimes it's good to take your time on certain activites.
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New shopping malls to go to after the soccer game. 8)
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CQ,
At my age one does slow down!
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CQ it's not easy being a soccer mom.

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You can be last later since I'm getting sleepy.

US women are playing in the Algarve cup, so far they have beaten China 4-0 and Italy 2-0

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Good night gang have fun being last.

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You can be last later since I'm getting sleepy.

US women are playing in the Algarve cup, so far they have beaten China 4-0 and Italy 2-0

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What channel I want to DVR that. Go USA!!!!
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Kat are you ready for your cruise or do you have any last minute shopping to do??

TM we are getting a rain storm on Saturday! I'm sure there will be flooding all over!

Have a good evening kids!! 8)
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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Kat are you ready for your cruise or do you have any last minute shopping to do??

TM we are getting a rain storm on Saturday! I'm sure there will be flooding all over!

Have a good evening kids!! 8)
I'm ready to leave today clothes wise. I still need to book my shuttle back from the airport and my train from Rome to Venice.
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CQ we are getting the same rain storm. As for those soccer games I don't thnk they are televised in the US.

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PS these games are by attelite tv on variou european chanels
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Kat is this your first trip to Italy?
I see that you changed you avatar, your picture was quite nice.

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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Good Morning All!

Hope nobody has to work today and can enjoy the weekend! Although TM's postings this morning were early so I think he had to work!

Kat you look like you are all set for your cruise that is great!

Kat I like the little kitty in your avatar. But TM is right your picture was nice. Maybe you will put a new picture from the cruise up when you get back.

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Cruised more times than I can remember.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Are you shocked early this morning???
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
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Soccer games cancelled today I think I'll go shopping! 8)

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Portrait of a Shocked Mature Female Customer in a Hair Salon and a Hairdresser Showing Her a Reflection of Her Dyed Green Hairstyle


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