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Old March 11th, 2008, 05:17 PM
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I brought a couple of recuits for my crew
Looks like Earl my friend is a little wild himself!
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You forgot Pam Anderson!

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Last CQ, Mehawk, and bahamamomma cute captions.
Kat,
You didn't like the foot comment?
No it was great really. You are mean. My feet don't smell.
Kat,
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I didn't realize that was your big,err excuse me, foot!
The camera adds 10 pounds. My feet are actually quite tiny.
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I know your feet are in great shape,jut teasing you!
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I'm back, that bill for the drink in the French Ouarter is cute.

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You gotta learn how to post pictures as I would love to see your Hawaii pictures!
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You are right CQ, I do have to learn how to post pictures. I will have to bring over one of my son's geek friends.

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CQ, did you book your cruise before nov.16th? RCL is refunding the fuel surcharge for those who booked before that date. It's only 70 dollars but it will get you a few drinks.


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I'ts been a long day for me but there is still time for one more drink.

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You forgot Pam Anderson!



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I wouldn't look good in prison clothes.
It is not the best of style!

wow!! he resembles my ex!
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never too early, it's 5:00 o'clock somewhere!!!
woooo!! hoooo!! she is my kind of peoplle!!
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ok i missed happy hour agasin damn it!! i dont get off of work until 6 or later pst.
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I wouldn't look good in prison clothes.
It is not the best of style!

wow!! he resembles my ex!


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thats a good thing. i think my ex got let outta the kilk yesterday? something like that. but whatever!!
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CQ, did you book your cruise before nov.16th? RCL is refunding the fuel surcharge for those who booked before that date. It's only 70 dollars but it will get you a few drinks.


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TM no I just booked it last month or so. So I will have to pay the $70. but that is ok because I'll just make up the 70.00 other ways. No bingo on this cruise and no shopping in the promenade.

Actually that will save me more then $70.
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ok i missed happy hour agasin damn it!! i dont get off of work until 6 or later pst.
Missed happy hour AGAIN!
And there was no visit from the Tea Cowboy!
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Have a great evening Boys and Girls!

Wine Down Wednesday is coming up!
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Earl my friend is on a roll this evening with picture jokes!!!
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wow!! he resembles my ex!
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ok i missed happy hour agasin damn it!! i dont get off of work until 6 or later pst.
Missed happy hour AGAIN!
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Cowboy's don't drink tea. James I ain't mad at you.
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Good morning gang, I've been looking forward to wine down wednesday. I think I will start with a pinot grigio mid-morning, and merlot in the afternoon. and possibly a cabernet in the evening, and of course a port (Porto from Portugal) for a night cap.

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