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Old March 12th, 2008, 09:07 PM
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You go girl!
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just pick me up if i slide under the table and then pour me another.
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I'm all done for this evening. good night gang.

I will post early in the morning, will have to drink a tequila sunrise tomorrow.

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hopefully i dont get into trouble for this....

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put a bag over it and its all good.
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Funny vid Csis!

Big olives in that video!
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wonder if they are real or fake?
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put a bag over it and its all good.
Yea as long as she is taking care of the bolonga pony it is all good!
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wonder if they are real or fake?
Mr. James would know. He is the Olives expert!
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ride em cowgirl!! yee haw!!
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well mr james? poke em with a pin and they pop? or not?
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THese Olives are going to pop soon!

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CQ,
Not being an expert,I don't know!
What I do know is, I sure don't want to be around when they go KA BOOM!
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Have a great evening kids!!!!

Wine Down Wednesday is almost over and I'm out of Olive jokes!

Soon it will be Tequila Thursday WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Just think St. Patricks day is coming up I think The Last Gang need to have a special St. Patty's Party!

I'm Irish on St. Patty's day!
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Old March 12th, 2008, 09:39 PM
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Wait I found One More joke!!








Ok Now I'm outta here! Nite Nite
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I'm done driving time to start drinkin. I'm also trying to learn so Italian. my subscribtion to rosette stone ends friday.
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so what have you learned so far?
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so what have you learned so far?
Scape means shoes in italian. You need to know the important stuff for shoe shopping. I'm off to bed.
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Good morning gang, have a happy tequila thursday.
CQ those olives were really interesting, and the jokes very funny.
Csis I sure enjoyed that video.
You ladies make this thread seem like a party, thank you for all the great posts.

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Wonder if a tequila sunrise would be OK for coffee break?

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Good Morning to the Tequila Thursday Party People!

The school called bright and early saying there was a two hour delay opening today however there is no snow or ice on the ground.
I'm thinking the teachers had too much wine on Wine Down Wednesday that they need alittle extra sleep this morning!
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Csis like your new picture!



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The Tequila Worm!!


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