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TM looks like you are a fun cruiser! 8)
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CQ is there any other way?

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, ..........Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of @#$%&.

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I'm quite font of a tequila sunrise, followed by a fwe more.I still remember the first one I had it was in Fort Gordon Georgia.

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TM that is pretty good to remember your 1st sunrise.

remembering the first on e is easy, its the second and third one starts to be a blur
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Remember: Water = Poop, ..........Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of @#$%&.

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Earl I thank you also. If others in your group are drinking as much as you are they won't notice that you are talking stupid.

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Earl I thank you also. If others in your group are drinking as much as you are they won't notice that you are talking stupid.

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Earl my intent was not to call anybody stupid, I was simply reffering to your advice, that it's better to talk stupid than to be full of impurities.

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, ..........Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of @#$%&.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Earl My Friend, Excellent information!
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Earl was just joking around as we all do here that is why this thread is fun.
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I called the day on account of....rain. Yeah rain, that's it!!

Vodka and a Tilt chaser....hold onto your socks!!!!
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Thanks for making it clear CQ, I love to have fun, but I also like to make people happy.

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Not much going on, but we have friday to look forward to.

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I'll see you all in about 9 days.I'm taking 6 of our grandchildren to Williamsburg VA.
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I'll see you all in about 9 days.I'm taking 6 of our grandchildren to Williamsburg VA.
Have Fun Mr. James! The Last gang will be here when you get back!

Post a Picture of the grandkids!! I love kids Pics!
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Have a good evening Tequila Thursday party animals!!!!

The weekend is coming up!!!
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I was at Chevy's happy hour in honor of tequila thrusday $3.00 Margarita tasty Pineapple and coconut. I may have to go back tomorrow for Margarita Friday. Hey it's walking distance from the house.
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ill start with a tequila sunrise followed a sex on the beach and a fuzzy navel! whoo hooo!!
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To repeat: Vodka with a Tilt chaser......'hic'
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my drink of choice is vodka as well. you can mix it with just about anything.
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Good morning gang, let's all enjoy Margarita friday.

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I see that the pages are clicking away pretty fast,which is good because I woul like to see pge 200 before my trip to Hawaii.

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It's Friday - any drink will work!!
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Good morning Margarita Friday Folks!

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Navigator Of The Seas x2
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That sounds like a fun happy hour you attended last nite!

How are the extensions coming along????

We are going clubing Sat. nite so I will play around with my extensions to see if I can get the look I want. 8)
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