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Csis testing the mods again. Funny video.
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I don't think the mods come around here they must be tired of us with all the pics and vids and drinking days of the week!
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either that or they have taken me of the red flag list.
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Good morning, it's good friday. we might have to be bit more somber today, but the last gang is never dull.

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Good morning folks!

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Good Morning to all

Manuel, we don't have to be somber just respectful, albeit this is probably the only day out of the year that I don't drink or party!!!

Everyone have a great day!!!!
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Good Morning to all

Manuel, we don't have to be somber just respectful, albeit this is probably the only day out of the year that I don't drink or party!!!

Everyone have a great day!!!!
I love this gal!

Yeah we don't have to be somber!!!!!!!!!
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Another Easter Bunny
Someone throw her the hell out of here!

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That one has to go!!!
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Now this is better!
A visit from Johnny Depp!

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OH YEAH!!!!! That's much better!!!
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Hi all I took the day off to attend church service at 12:30PM. Right now I got a pooped pup at my feet.
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I prefer the easter bunny, but Mrs. TM would prefer the Johnny Depp picture. She is a big fan of Johnny Depp.

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Hi all I took the day off to attend church service at 12:30PM. Right now I got a pooped pup at my feet.
Kat how is housebreaking buddy boy going??
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everyone is off or working a half a day!
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Rinker the picture is not wrong, the people involved seem to be having fun.

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There is a pre-teen girl with her mouth on the "spout" of a wine box being worn by a male with five o'clock shadow. (I only mention the shadow to indicate that the guy is post-pubescent).

Call me a prude but I think it is wrong.
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I say that girl is about 18 just might look younger because she is so skinny.
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I say that girl is about 18 just might look younger because she is so skinny.
It's funny you mention her age.

I think if a girl LOOKS underage it is almost the same as being underage for the purpose of some sicko's tittilation. Doesn't matter if she is 40 years old...if the illusion is to look underage then it is just as bad.

Make any sense?
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Rinker I don't know how old the people are, but it's just a picture taken for fun. We dpn't know who they are, so let's keep things in perspctive. this is a thread just for fun and laughter.


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CQ did you get the dayoo?
Today was a paid holiday for me, but I went to work for 6 hours. I will be doing the same tomorrow.

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CQ did you get the dayoo?
Today was a paid holiday for me, but I went to work for 6 hours. I will be doing the same tomorrow.

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No TM I had to work today Sat. and Sun. But a very light schedule!
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Rinker I don't know how old the people are, but it's just a picture taken for fun. We dpn't know who they are, so let's keep things in perspctive. this is a thread just for fun and laughter.


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Yes TM I agree with you it is just a funny joke! Actually that box is pretty big so the guys privates don't even reach the front of the box.

A few years back I had a costume like that only it was a slot machine. It was just like that in size and when I was in the costume my body never even touched the costume.

Enough about that this is not griperville!

I gotta find a pic of the slot machine costume it was a fun halloween that year.
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Hi all I took the day off to attend church service at 12:30PM. Right now I got a pooped pup at my feet.
Kat how is housebreaking buddy boy going??
He is gettng better but he doesn't let us know he needs to go out we have to take him out.
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Do you crate him in the house?
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CQ I thought that in the business you're in thatyou would be working. When you like your job it's not hard to go to work whatever day it happens to be.

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Nobody has posted in a while, I bet that you are all waiting for me to go to bed so that you can be last. Well for now I'm still last.

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