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Old April 9th, 2008, 09:30 AM
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When we got Maggie from the dog pound she was 9 months old. The owners who gave her up claimed she wasn't housebroken and she like to chew shoes. She was very easy to train. She was housebroken and she has lots of chew toys. I took her to obedience and agility training. We both loved learning agility. The dog is off leash during training and it's fun.

Maggie would not come to me when I called her before agility. After agility she comes when called. The trick is to run away from the dog if you call it and it doesn't come. Then when the dog comes really make it a happy experience with treats and love. If you run towards the dog when it doesn't come to you the dog thinks its a game. It's just like when a kid wouldn't leave some place and you pretend like you are going to leave without them most kids will come running to not be left behind.
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does the agility training work with cats?
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LAST! 8)
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Our Misty is just a lazy member of the family...no training.
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does the agility training work with cats?
No nothing works to train cats.
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last! last! last! shake! shake! shake!

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Good morning gang. Happy tequila thursday.


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good Morning Gang - someone say tequila? Maybe that will help the headache!! Still have it but think it's because of the weather - definitely isn't spring here in Ks!!!
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good Morning Gang - someone say tequila? Maybe that will help the headache!! Still have it but think it's because of the weather - definitely isn't spring here in Ks!!!
You still have that headache??? :evil:

Spring here in Jersey today upto 70 degrees! 8)
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Gonna be around 85 here in Florida
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THis was The Visions of The Seas Fight that took place in the Disco on Spring Break!

DJ was playing "Party like a Rock Star" looks like they were partying like Kidd Rock and Tommy Lee!

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yep, still have the h/a and it's suppose to rain all day and tomorrow with a chance of snow on Sat. - YUK!!!!

It seems that when the weather does straighten out we go from winter type weather straight into hot humid summer - we haven't had a real Spring for a couple of yrs now.
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tequila thursday is here yeah!!! We are getting close to the weekend. Bahamamomma snow is that cold white stuff right? I have never of it but we don't have snow in my part of California. We are expecting a high of 77 today. 8)
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I'm getting depressed hearing about all these warm temps!!!
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Sorry Bahamamomma will it's lunch time in sunny California and I'm last. 8)
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I just realized that I won't get to be last while I'm in Hawaii.

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I just realized that I won't get to be last while I'm in Hawaii.

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I just realized that I won't get to be last while I'm in Hawaii.

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I agree, It is better to be in Hawaii than be last....But, since I am not in Hawaii...I'm last
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I'm still here and last.
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Good morning gang, have a good freaky friday.

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Happy freaky margarita friday. Weekends here. woo hoo.
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