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Old April 16th, 2008, 05:39 PM
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The union came with subway sandwiches today. I just had to listen to them talk. They are very unclear about how they will acheive their goals. I have to ask a lot of questions. They don't like that much.
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Old April 16th, 2008, 08:34 PM
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rinker that is true that is why I enjoy messing with them. CQ and bahamamomma I have been watching AI. Why didn't anyone pick an upbeat song. I'm sick of slow sings. David A is on my last nerve I don't want a 17 year old to try and inspire me.
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CQ and bahamamomma I have been watching AI. Why didn't anyone pick an upbeat song. I'm sick of slow sings. David A is on my last nerve I don't want a 17 year old to try and inspire me.

EXACTLY what I'm thinking! each week no upbeat song what is up with that!!! :evil:
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I want to party not cry. I'm still waiting for someone this season to blow me away. I really loved this upbeat performance from two seasons ago.
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Here is another former idol performance that blew me away. Bo Bice
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Good Morning the Twisted Last Gang!
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Kat those were some fine performances. THe best singer usually does not win!

All the Tweens in the world are voting for David A. :evil: Because they have a crush on him and not because he is the best singer!
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Good Morning to the Crazy, Twisted People of this thread!!!

What's with AI? I just caught the end of the show as somehow we got stuck watching the Democratic debate ( have no idea what dh was drinking!!?) Anyway back to AI - David Cook is still there (Yeah!!) , but dreadlocks and David A - they need to go and soon!!!
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Good Morning to the Crazy, Twisted People of this thread!!!

What's with AI? I just caught the end of the show as somehow we got stuck watching the Democratic debate ( have no idea what dh was drinking!!?) Anyway back to AI - David Cook is still there (Yeah!!) , but dreadlocks and David A - they need to go and soon!!!
Good morning my fellow Twisted friend!

Dread locks was not in the bottom three!! :evil: :evil:

David A is going to the final all the teenie boopers are voting for him! :evil: :evil:

David Cook better win or I'm giving up on AI!
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Dread-boy shouldn't have been able to go to Hollywood until he washed that head! :evil:
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Hey now Dread Lock can be washed. He just doesn't comb his hair. I agree Jason (dread locks) Castro and David A need to go. I like David Cook for the most part, I didn't like his performance this week or last week be before that he had some great performances. I like Brooke White she sings with real emotion, and I like Sheysha (SP?) she has a great voice.
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Good Morning Gang!! It's Friday!!!!! and today is Any Drink of the Day - your choice!!

Where are all my twisted friends?!
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Here I am!!!!!!!!

I like that pick your own drink today!!!!!


Happppppyyyyyyyy FRiday!!!!!!
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Open Bar Today Take Your Pick!!!!!


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Excellent CQ I will have a Yellow Parrot.
Yellow Parrot.
Ingredients:
Ice
3/4 ounce absinthe (It is now legal in the USA )
3/4 ounce yellow Chartreuse (do not use green)
3/4 ounce apricot brandy
1 orange slice, for garnish
Directions:

Fill a mixing glass two-thirds full with ice. Add the absinthe, yellow Chartreuse and apricot brandy; stir vigorously. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with the orange slice.

If it's to much trouble just skip the orange slice.
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Excellent CQ I will have a Yellow Parrot.
Yellow Parrot.
Ingredients:
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3/4 ounce yellow Chartreuse (do not use green)
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Fill a mixing glass two-thirds full with ice. Add the absinthe, yellow Chartreuse and apricot brandy; stir vigorously. Strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with the orange slice.

If it's to much trouble just skip the orange slice.
I never had a Yellow Parrot!

I will have to try that one!
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Have you guys ever had absinthe? Absente is not the same. It's pricey but tasty. It was illegal in the USA until 2007. See below.
"Absinthe was portrayed as a dangerously addictive, psychoactive drug. The chemical thujone, present in small quantities, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects. By 1915 absinthe had been banned in most European nations and the United States. Although absinthe was vilified, no evidence has shown it to be any more dangerous than ordinary liquor. Its psychoactive properties, apart from those of ethanol, have been much exaggerated."

"A faux-absinthe liquor called Absente, made with southern wormwood (Artemisia abrotanum) instead of grande wormwood (Artemisia absinthium), is sold legally in the United States and does not contain grande wormwood. This was the first US approval referring to “absinthe” on the front label; the front label says “Absinthe Refined” but the US Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau (TTB) classified the product as liqueur. In 2007, US relaxed the absinthe ban, and approved several brands for sale."
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Have you guys ever had absinthe? asked by Katlady


Not unless they gave it to me when I was too drunk to know the difference!!!!
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Have you guys ever had absinthe? asked by Katlady


Not unless they gave it to me when I was too drunk to know the difference!!!!
You would have known. Here is how Absinthe is prepared. You put a sugar cube on an Absinthe spoon then pour cold water that melts the sugar into the drink and turns the Absinthe from green to milky white.
Absinthe spoons.

How to pictures.
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Hey Gang, I'm saying "Adios" - leaving work early today and I won't be back on the boards until the 28th.

Heading out to So Dakota to see my daughter and her family. My daughter is in the Air Force and she is being deployed to Iraq - she will be leaving on the 29th of April. So this is my time to visit, and spend time with my grandson who is 9 mo old and a real cutie!!

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Hey Gang, I'm saying "Adios" - leaving work early today and I won't be back on the boards until the 28th.

Heading out to So Dakota to see my daughter and her family. My daughter is in the Air Force and she is being deployed to Iraq - she will be leaving on the 29th of April. So this is my time to visit, and spend time with my grandson who is 9 mo old and a real cutie!!

Everyone have a great weekend !!!
Have a great visit with your daughter. Thank her for me and let her know her service is appreciated.

I won't talk to you when you get back on the 28th because I will be on my Cruise. I just like saying that. Talk to ya mid May.
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Hey Gang, I'm saying "Adios" - leaving work early today and I won't be back on the boards until the 28th.

Heading out to So Dakota to see my daughter and her family. My daughter is in the Air Force and she is being deployed to Iraq - she will be leaving on the 29th of April. So this is my time to visit, and spend time with my grandson who is 9 mo old and a real cutie!!

Everyone have a great weekend !!!
Have a great weekend with your family!!
9 month old grandson how wonderful!
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Henry is such a cutie!!


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bahamamammamambannamanna,
We love our service men/women!!!
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