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Good morning gang, have a happy month of may.
It's thursday so keep the tequila flowing.

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Good morning gang!

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Good Morning Gang - I do hope today is better than yesterday, not only did DD leave but later in day I got a call from DH stating his ex had passed away, so now I'm dealing with his emotional state of mind which is always hard to read - but I'll survive!

It's a beautiful day here, but the wind is blowing quite strongly so we'll probably get the severe storms that are being forcast for this evening and tomorrow - my cousin and I are suppose to be doing a garage sale this weekend so I'm hoping for some good weather - need some money for cruising!!

Have a great day, don't work too hard and enjoy Tequila Thursday!!
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Good Morning Gang - I do hope today is better than yesterday, not only did DD leave but later in day I got a call from DH stating his ex had passed away, so now I'm dealing with his emotional state of mind which is always hard to read - but I'll survive!

It's a beautiful day here, but the wind is blowing quite strongly so we'll probably get the severe storms that are being forcast for this evening and tomorrow - my cousin and I are suppose to be doing a garage sale this weekend so I'm hoping for some good weather - need some money for cruising!!

Have a great day, don't work too hard and enjoy Tequila Thursday!!
Sorry to hear that!! Not a good thing!!

Garage sales can add upto a few hundred for cruising!!
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Garage sales can add upto a few hundred for cruising!!

that's what I'm hoping for, plus I'm having another sale with my step-daughter-in-law later in the month. she's got lots of baby items so that will draw folks in and later in the month gives me time to clean out cabinets etc.!
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I absolutely hate garage sales but ya know, I think that is a good idea and I will have one. I have LOTS to get rid of and a couple hundred bucks in my pocket sounds even better. That will put my "fundage" (money) in a better place. My goal is 1K - half for casino half for trinkets.
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The bad part of garage sales is the take stuff out and put it back if you don't sell it. not to mention sitting outside all day waiting for people.

I know people make out well doing them.

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If I don't want to take it back in and store it, I can call a Thrift shop and they come by and pic it up for you and give you a receipt for tax purposes. So it can be a win/win situation.

I've got a lot of excess household items, so I'm hoping the parents of kids going to college will start buying stuff for them.

I remember one mom came to a sale I had a few yrs back and a microwave box was sitting there - she asked how much for the microwave and I said I don't a microwave for sale, she pointed to the box and said there's a microwave. I told her it was empty - she didn't believe me - she had to look for herself!!! So, I've learned to be careful what I sit around during a sale!!!
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Hey All,

where is everyone??? Hope everyone is having a great afternoon!
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HI all, I'm here and my workday is over so I'm having a great afternoon.

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Had the repairman here for the Konica copier which one of my officers spilled coffee all over - no wonder the machine wouldn't work - so I've been busy with him for at least 2 hrs - now it's looking like it's about time to head home and get the stuff delivered for the garage sale.

I've got to try to get on line at night so I can talk to everyone - we'll see what happens tonight - no promises!!

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Bahama, good luck with the garage sale.

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I just spent the last ten days in SF...going home tomorrow.

I am absolutely amazed at how much cheaper liquor is here than at home.

Back seat of the door is PACKED!!!
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Good morning gang,TGIF. I hope you all have a good day so that you can enjoy the weekend. Are we having open bar friday?


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Happy Friday Kids!

Drink up!!!! 8)


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Good Friday Morning Gang,

First off glad I can say Good Morning, we had tornado watches, warnings etc all of last night and early this morning a storm blew thru that woke me out of a sound sleep, thought the west side of the house was going to be taken off - at least I don't have to wash those windows!!!

Open Bar - I'll have one of everything that CQ shows on her last post!!

It's Friday, my daughter called me this morning which surprised me -
she'd already had one delay - suppose to have left VA yesterday at 6:00 p.m, (she called me last night) and said she was to leave this morning at 2:45 a.m - so I figured she'd be in the air - no- she was calling from Bangor Maine, they had to change crews so there was about a 2 hr delay.

She then proceeded to tell about the welcome they got in Bangor, I guess a lot of retirees live in that area and they are greeters at the airport for military flights. All the greeters shook hands with every person that got off the plane welcoming them to Maine and telling them there was a room available for them with cell phones so they could call anywhere in the US if they wanted. She thought that was so cool, and I do as well.

Ok, enough emotional stuff or I'll start crying and that won't be good for the computer!!

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Good morning Bahama!

Tornados!!!! :o

THat was so nice of the greeters in Maine!!

Bahama do you have any othe kids?
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Good morning CQ, Bahama! So glad it is friday!

Bahama, Those storms you had last night is what we are supposed to be getting and watching for tomorrow. I sure hope they don't hit as hard as it did for you.

CQ. I went ahead and canceled my reservation with Ramada in Ft L and booked with Redroof in Miami at 71.99/nite. I ended up finding a 20% discount code online to get it that cheap. PM and I can give you all the details if you want them unless you think it would be ok to put that discount code out.
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CQ, I have 3 step-children and they all live fairly close by. Step-son lives down the road from us and I get along with him and his family. But the other two (both girls) don't care for me - so we know where each other stands - I try to be nice but they just don't see it. Now that their mother has passed away I don't know if they'll change or not, I won't hold my breath. The only thing my DH has said is "that's my wife, respect her" -

CruiseNoid - yes storms were bad, once they passed into Missouri they seemed to pick up a bit - most of the area around where I live had mostly large limbs down and few uprooted trees. I think it just depended upon what area you were located. Now, as I type this the sun is shining and the sky is starting to clear up and show how beautifully blue it can be!!

And regarding the tornadoes - around here it's part of our life from April thru Aug. We may have strays depending upon the weather - like this yr has been freaky - warm, cold, snow, thunder during snow storms etc. So we just plan for freaky spring/summer weather.

Well, just told my boss I'm leaving early so I guess I'd better finish up some work so I can!! Later.......
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CQ, I have 3 step-children and they all live fairly close by. Step-son lives down the road from us and I get along with him and his family. But the other two (both girls) don't care for me - so we know where each other stands - I try to be nice but they just don't see it. Now that their mother has passed away I don't know if they'll change or not, I won't hold my breath. The only thing my DH has said is "that's my wife, respect her" -

CruiseNoid - yes storms were bad, once they passed into Missouri they seemed to pick up a bit - most of the area around where I live had mostly large limbs down and few uprooted trees. I think it just depended upon what area you were located. Now, as I type this the sun is shining and the sky is starting to clear up and show how beautifully blue it can be!!

And regarding the tornadoes - around here it's part of our life from April thru Aug. We may have strays depending upon the weather - like this yr has been freaky - warm, cold, snow, thunder during snow storms etc. So we just plan for freaky spring/summer weather.

Well, just told my boss I'm leaving early so I guess I'd better finish up some work so I can!! Later.......
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Looks like we are gonna have a fun drive up to the boat tonight (Sandusky, OH) with all those storms Bahama went thru. It looks like they are up there now. YUCK!! Sure will miss all my CM while I'm away for the weekend doing manual labor!!! Can't wait til I'm back on Sunday!
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We are getting light rain here in Ct., but that won't keep me from enjoying the weekend.

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