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Old May 14th, 2008, 08:19 AM
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Cq After the week I am having 16 doesn't sound all that bad. So does this mean it gets worse than terrible twos??? i didn't think boys would be that hard as teenagers. Was I wrong?
I think all the age groups have their own set of issues. I do think back when the kids were little and miss it! (I know I'm crazy)

Yes it is easy now... no diapers, no 2am feeding, no terrible 2's, no need for babysitters.


My terrible 2's boy in the middle making friends on a cruise ship!
don't they all look so cute and innocent!!!!


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Finally I can say good morning to the Gang!!! Good Morning -

Been at work since 6:30 and have been going strong !! I can see that it's going to be one of those days where everything is needed NOW!!

Ok, lets see -

Wine down Wednesday

to celebrate TM's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

CruiseNoid - hope the migraine is gone so you can have some wine

CQ - send me your 16y/o I'll have him straightened out in no time - a few days on our farm working his b____ off will change his attitude etc.

Well, I guess I'd better busy as people are starting to bring work into my office - what are they thinking?

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Good morning gang. Today is what I call perfect timing, it's wine down wednesday and it's also my birthday. I certainly will do my share of wining down.
I hope you all have a great wednesday.
I also wish NOID a headache free day.
I still have to go to work, but I will be back this afternoon.

. TM
Happy Birthday! Mine was yesterday I guess Great Minds are ....well hmmm born close? either way I am off to find the wine at the golf course since i did not play yesterday.
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Hey CM buddies!!!

My headache is at bay being tolerable. I know it is stress since I have a lot of project that were assigned to me and I am working my @$$ off OR this stupid diet I am working on! Since, I have now kicked it in overdrive on my precruise/beach diet. I will be here posting just so that we get our 200!!

I will say that it was so nice of DH to pamper me last night. He was working evening shift which is once in a blue moon and on his dinner break he rubbed my neck and shoulders to help with the headache and then back off to work. It did help but also the massive amount of pain killers to make it leave.

We need to get wordy on here the next couple days so we CAN hit our 200 sooner!!!!
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Ok...wheres the wine?????

Been one of those days...again!
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OK...What does edited because of spam abuse mean? I noticed it happened to Noid on the 3 word game and it happened to me about a month ago on there as well?
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I am not sure but the word is in caps with additional letters in between OK
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I may ruffle some feathers but Dannyboy needs to be hit with the spam card. I am getting tired of reading his princess cruises and money off thing. :evil:
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I don't know for sure but did one of the monitors put it there? At first I thought CruiseNoid put it there but when you said it happened to you then I was stumped - and why would they do that - just delete that posting.

I'm just guessing!!
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Hey Guys and Dolls!!!

Good Afternoon!!!!

Looks like Bahama, CNoid and Crooozin are very busy today!!
I hope the birthday boy does not have a super busy day at work!

Sometimes you gotta ruffle some feathers or stir the pot!
(especially over in Griperville)

Remember kids be happy keep smiling and keep laughing!!!!!

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To all of you CM's who said they'd like to send care packages I'd like to send you the e-mail that my daughter sent me - so if I could get your e-mails it would be much easier than trying to post it all here - this particular e-mail is about what the base that she is serving at is doing for the children of Iraq - they've been asked to help start up 4 new schools in Northern Iraq.

She also states that the people who commented on her getting so many packages are getting ready to leave so they wouldn't benefit from care packages but when the newbies come in she'll get that info for us. Again,
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You can have certain words set up in a chat /forum like this and it is just added to if anyone reports spam/abuse. The one way to get past it is if you are using a name such as my VvIiAaGgRrAa you have to enter it in a way that it is not a direct match to their word list.

But it was funny....box of VvIiAaGgRrAa hotdogs.........
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To all of you CM's who said they'd like to send care packages I'd like to send you the e-mail that my daughter sent me - so if I could get your e-mails it would be much easier than trying to post it all here - this particular e-mail is about what the base that she is serving at is doing for the children of Iraq - they've been asked to help start up 4 new schools in Northern Iraq.

She also states that the people who commented on her getting so many packages are getting ready to leave so they wouldn't benefit from care packages but when the newbies come in she'll get that info for us. Again,
thanks for wanting to help!
I pm'd you!
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You can have certain words set up in a chat /forum like this and it is just added to if anyone reports spam/abuse. The one way to get past it is if you are using a name such as my VvIiAaGgRrAa you have to enter it in a way that it is not a direct match to their word list.

But it was funny....box of VvIiAaGgRrAa hotdogs.........
That was funny! Box of spam abuse or hotdogs!

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CQ - I sent it to you - let me know if you got it ok - never know about the computer system here at work.
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Don't mind me I'm just playing with the emoticons guys!! Hmmm..maybe this is a secret message!


:o 8) :evil:


8) :evil:


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A toast for TM's Birthday!!!


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Hmmmmm maybe it is to get closer to 200???
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I do hope that TM is enjoying his Birthday!! He should have taken the day off and enjoyed it at home in his garden with a bottle of wine!!
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Do you think we can make 200 by midnight !!
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Looks like Bahama would like the "200 Page Celebration" on Thursday!

ANything is possible with the Last Gang!!!
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somewhere in an earlier post by TM he was hoping for 200 on his birthday, so I was thinking what a nice b-day present from the Last Gang and then we could celebrate on Tequila Thursday!
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THat is a great idea!!!
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I'm off! I responded to my work emails got to post with the Last Gang now I'm out the door again. Catch ya all later in the evening.

Tonites tv lineup is

America's next top model the final
Deal or no deal
Price is right million dollar show
and of course Idol - I'm not crazy about David A. he needs to go home.

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Last of the four bottles of water I brought into work with me to drink. Atleast I have gotten all 8 glasses of water in during work hours. Now only if I can do it tomorrow. I sure have had to pee A LOT today!!!!

CQ, I tried to do the prom picture I must be doing something WRONG.
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Ok, CQ has left the posting to us for the time being - we can't let TM down we have to have 200 by midnight for his b-day present!!! I know everyone is probably at work as I am but just a take a minute or so and throw something out there!!!
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To all of you CM's who said they'd like to send care packages I'd like to send you the e-mail that my daughter sent me - so if I could get your e-mails it would be much easier than trying to post it all here - this particular e-mail is about what the base that she is serving at is doing for the children of Iraq - they've been asked to help start up 4 new schools in Northern Iraq.

She also states that the people who commented on her getting so many packages are getting ready to leave so they wouldn't benefit from care packages but when the newbies come in she'll get that info for us. Again,
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It does seem like it is taking FOREVER j

ust to even make it to page 198.

We are gonna have to devote a

lot of more effort to this tonight!!

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ok, I'm leaving for the day, but am seriously going to try to get the home computer which is on dial-up to hook up to CM so we can keep this going.
I know we can do it!!! We're going to be like the "little engine" I think I can, I think I can!!! I KNOW WE CAN!!!!!
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Thank you all for the wonderfull birthday wishes and greetings. I allways say that the last gang is the best.
You all are really super, and I consider you all as good friends.
You certainly made my birthday a lot more enjoyable.
I went to work today because I need to save my vacation days for my trips.
Besides the Liberty cruise. we also have a trip to Europe in september and a trip to Myrtle Beach in novemver.

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