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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:56 AM
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Good Morning Kids!

Happy Mojito Monday!!! But I rather be drinking mojitos on the ship!

Kat sorry to make you dizzy but I did not know how to turn the pictures around the right way. I told everyone from the begining I was computer retarded.
In fact I might need your help in resizing a photo so I can change my avator. I need a change.

LIke TM said the ice show is easy to get tickets for.

Csis this is the captains right hand man 2nd in charge and he is soooooooo cute. Everyone stares at him and drools when he walks by Cruisers and crew.

When this picture was taken he was asking me general questions like where I was from, my name and how many royal cruise have I done. Well I could not even get a word out. I forgot my name, did not know how many cruises I took and stuttered to get New Jersey out.
He is much cuter in real life then this picture!
He is 34 years old and dating one of the ice show girls. :evil: I don't remember last time I saw in person such a cute guy!


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Good Morning everyone!!!

CQ - loved all the pics. 33 days until I can have the same fun!!!

So glad it is going to be a short week. I will only have to work thru Wednesday. Which gives me an entire day before we leave for the boat for the whole week.

Well, its back to the grindstone. I get to cover all the duties of the girl who is off today.

Talk to y'all later this morning!!!!! To all those still sleeping..........Wakie Wakie it is time to rise and shine!!!
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Good Morning Gang and welcome back CQ!!

CQ - the review was great - makes me want to go back to RCCL - I've sailed twice with them and really enjoyed the cruises!

Lots to do here at work this week since it's a "short" week - but 4 days is still too many!!! I've got the "blahs" I just want to take off and do somethiing - but I don't know what!!

Well, I guess I best get busy and check in later.

Everyone have a great day!!!
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Thanks for the information TM and CQ I wish they would bring one of those Freedom class ships over to this coast maybe run it to Hawaii. I can drive down to San Diego easy. CQ he is cute. So good looking you forgot your name. What program do you use to resize you photos? These programs can also rotate the photo.

Cruisenoid is on a cruise in a month we want to hear all about it. What are your ports?

Bahamamomma don't let work get you down. It sounds like you need a cruise.

CQ thank you for providing the picture of Mojtio monday.
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I stand by my assessment of the picture!
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Mojitos yum!!!!!

KAT - I do need a cruise, the one that's planned and 1/2 way paid for is in 6 mo and 3 days!!!! I need to find something in the meantime, even if it's just 3-4 days !!!!!

Not much going on here at work - had a mtg at 10:00 a.m. which lasted about an hr - and now I'm here on the computer - playing - most of the guys (all the international officers) are either at lunch, gone for the day or on vacation!!! So I can pretty much do what I want - so I guess I'll be checking out the different sites on the internet!!!! later......
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I finally took off my cruise clock ticker since my cruise ended two months ago. But I added some doggies.
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I finally took off my cruise clock ticker since my cruise ended two months ago. But I added some doggies.
They are cute doggies.

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I was pretty busy this afternoon, not much time for posting. I did have time to think about my futures cruises. I'm pretty excited about my next two cruises. I will have to wait for a while but it makes me happy to have at least one cruise booked.

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Quit licking my screen.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 09:34 PM
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Kat I like the doggies which reminds me that I need to take my ticker off too! :o

Tm where are you going next other then the cruises??
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my tickers are all updated. its gonna be awhile until my next cruise but its gonna be a good one!
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I have ticker envy.
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Good morning gang, I'ts Long Island iced tea tuesday, have an extra one for the month of july.
It' a short work week for most of us and it's going fast.

I have a busy day today, so no posts untill yhis evening.

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Good Morning gang!!!! One more work day after today for me this week. I am looking forward to the short week and vacation next week.

Kat - we are doing a short one Western Carib - Key West and Cozumel. It is more of getting my feet wet on this one. I have been looking and looking to book the next cruise 7 day minimum. I initially had the thought of the new ship but I may avoid that one. Yes it sounds VERY nice but that quantity of people just sounds insane. Next year I do want to do Eastern Carib. BTW how is screamin doing?

TM - I see you are up and at 'em birght and early.

CQ - sure does bite a big one coming back to reality, huh!! Too bad we can not live on that ship that is actually a residence ship. I think it is called ResidenSEA - The World. I watched a segment on it on the Travel channel. Going to port to port to port for the rest of their lives. Conducting business like in their everyday lives but living on a ship. VERY imaculate. http://www.aboardtheworld.com/
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Old July 1st, 2008, 07:13 AM
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Good Morning all!!!!


Kat what did I miss on SYTYCD last week? Any excellent routines??

Noid you are getting closer and closer to sailing.

Next cruise I want to have a good cruise NOT excellent! It is so hard to get back to reality after an excellent cruise!
I'm still not with the program!!! :evil:

Have a great day all!

I have the work week from hell this week. I get a breather on Sunday!!
Not sure if I'll be back today. :o

Enjoy!!

Happy Tea Day!!!!
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CQ - I feel for you!!!! I hate coming back to work to the mess after a weeks vacation. What type of work do you do??? For me database reporting - when I come back it is a ton of critical or high priority requests and then wanting it a month ago. So many cases of chicken little.
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Good morning gang!!!!

Happy Tuesday...Hope everyone has a good day.
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Stump grinding crew will be here in an hour.

Then I will have a crew shoveling a mountain of wood chips and dirt for a few days.

Hope it stays below 90 today.
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Cruisenoid do the new ship. The designers have thought about crowd control so there are many different buffet stations and food choices. Instead of one long line. The Carnival Fanatsy class ships are smaller and have longer lines.

Oddly enough I'm been across the Atlantic Ocean, Alaska, and Mexican Rivieria but I have never been on a Caribbean cruise. The only Caribbean port I have been to is St. Maarten on the TA and I loved it. Screamin seems to be do good, she says her neck already feels better. She loves her new truck.

CQ here is a link to some of the hottest routines from last week. http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=596775 BTW they split up two couples last week so Comfort is dancing with someone new.

Croooozin have a great day.

Rinker happy stump grinding, good luck with the weather.

TM I'm going to be pretty busy today myself. I will try to pop in later.
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Good Morning Everyone!!! Been busy this morning, setting up meetings etc for later in the month. Not too bad so far - haven't had a lot of fires to put which is good. Of course this is vacation month so lots of the guys are gone - and this being a short week lots of folks are taking off on Thurs and not returning to work until Monday- however since I'm the person who inputs timecards for payroll, I'll be working part of Thurs., if I put in at least 4 1/2 hrs, then there's no charge to my leave - so I'm here on Thurs.

Well, just talked with one of my officers - I had quite a monetary shock - he was asking about some medical bills that his family had incurred in the amount of over $1,000.00 and then he said in his country the cost for the same care would have been under $100.00 - I told him that's why the people here are complaining about health care the fact of the expense and most people can't afford it - he was totally shocked!! as I was regarding his country.

Ok, time to find something else to do - time is going by quite slowly at the moment but I have been here since 6:30 this morning, so what can I expect -

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Bahama - tel me about it!!! I work at a healthcare insurance company and our president is constantly doing his presentation on healthcare reform and the continual cost of rising healthcare premiums.

It is such a viscious cycle no matter what it is. All in the attempt to made a dollar. Only once our country has made the divide to lower class and upper class; completely eliminating the middle class; our country will then turn to socialistic.

I hear a lot of people saying what a terrible job Bush has done and the fact that he is Republican but what they are failing to look at is we have a Democratic congress in there and that is who we have in there making the new laws, etc. Has he vetoed any bill of the immediate focus factors our countrys economy is facing? Nope.

Ok off my soap box now.
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I'm with you CruiseNOID.
Be aware that there are some here that subscribe to the NY Times. The most anti-Bush- no-matter-what-facts-be-damned publication in the nation.
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A busy day is coming to an end,the week is going by quickly.
I hope you all had a good day.

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I'm with you CruiseNOID.
Be aware that there are some here that subscribe to the NY Times. The most anti-Bush- no-matter-what-facts-be-damned publication in the nation.
So....DUCK!!!
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TM for you it's going fast for me it's going slow. Not as much to do this week everything will come up next week.
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Good morning, happy wine down wednesday.

For most of us it's only one more day after today before the holiday week end.

CQ, I hope you get a break sometime this weekend. Also if you book another cruise you might get over the post- cruise blues quicker.

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