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Old July 21st, 2008, 08:09 AM
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The truth is that Mrs. Crooozin is not the Twisted one!!!!

It is Mr. Crooozin that Carnival might not let onboard!!!
Whichever...I would still have quiet time...ALONE!!!!!!
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Old July 21st, 2008, 10:37 AM
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Hey it's Mojito Monday and I still have the stuff for Watermelon Mojitos. That works out perfect. Today is my regular day off so no work today. I do have chores to do.
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Morning Gang - from the "meat locker" that's how cold my office is - but for the weather today, I'm not complaining - it's going to be a scorcher today - upper 90's, humid and the heat index is suppose to be 105. It's going to be dash to the car after work and straight home and luckily there's enough food in the fridge, I don't have to cook - how lucky can one be!!

Lots of loose ends hanging that I've got to get rid of so the rest of my day looks like it it'll be quite busy - so I'm signing off and back to work.
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CQ...been a couple hours but I'm here now!
I left and I'm back!!!!

I was looking around in my TA website and I found Hal Alaska cruises next summer some good rates.

The largest ship I saw for Hal was 82,000 tons.

Have you only been on one Hal ship or others???
Just the Ryndam 3 times, when we want a quieter cruise.
We cruise NCL when we want a big ship.
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Old July 21st, 2008, 12:24 PM
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CQ...been a couple hours but I'm here now!
I left and I'm back!!!!

I was looking around in my TA website and I found Hal Alaska cruises next summer some good rates.

The largest ship I saw for Hal was 82,000 tons.

Have you only been on one Hal ship or others???
Just the Ryndam 3 times, when we want a quieter cruise.
We cruise NCL when we want a big ship.
Hey Hal and NCL why are you on the Carnival boards making friends??

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Old July 21st, 2008, 12:25 PM
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Hey what happened to our boy Cristiano Ronaldo??


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Old July 21st, 2008, 12:28 PM
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Gotta love the Beckhams always in high fashion style.

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Gang:

Another busy afternoon for me.....we are leaving to attend a concert in the park tonight. Beatles music and you can't do better than that on a hot, humid summer night.

Hope you all are having a good afternoon and I will be back to post after the concert.
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Well I'm back and there is no one around.

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TM how was the concert???
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TM how was the concert???
Not bad, this local group called Abbey Road does a pretty good job singing Beatle songs. It was also a good evening to be in the park, this is the kind of weather where Mrs. TM can be outside without being cold.

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GOOD NIGHT GANG

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Good nite TM and all!!!
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Good morning.

I hope that everyone has a happy Long Island iced tea tuesday.

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Hey what happened to our boy Cristiano Ronaldo??


Cristiano had ankle surgery and will be unable to play for a few weeks.

At this point the doctors feel that he will be able toplay as he did before.

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Old July 22nd, 2008, 07:08 AM
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Good Morning Kids!!!

Happy Tea Tuesday!!!!

TM thanks for the update on Ronaldo!

Ok it is official I'm booked on the Liberty! Once was not enough!

Have a wonderful day everyone!!!

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Hey Twisted Crooozin!!!!!!

Did you get your docs yet from Carnival????

Carnival and RCCL are worried about letting the Twisted ones onboard!!!!
Carnival is in no rush to mail you your docs!!!!!

I got my cabin # from Royal the other day and my cabin is right next to the captain??!!?? Did they put me in that cabin so they can keep an eye on me!!!! Or do they think I will be behaving being right next to the captain.

What fun is a cruise if you are going to be behaving????
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8) 8) 8) 8)


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I should help Cristiano Ronaldo with his recovery.

CQ lucky dog you booked another cruise. When is it and what ports? We need details.

Buddy Boy went back to the doggy park yesterday. He found a female Golden Retriever just out of heat and tried to hump her. I want my money back for that surgery!!!! Charile and Buddy Boy are having a blast playing together it's really cute. Happy Long Island Ice Tea Tuesday.
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Such a nice pic of the men.

CQ - Uhho!!! Gotta behave????!!!!!! Why demand a room change!!! You just gotta have fun!!!!
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Buddy Boy went back to the doggy park yesterday. He found a female Golden Retriever just out of heat and tried to hump her. I want my money back for that surgery!!!! Charile and Buddy Boy are having a blast playing together it's really cute. Happy Long Island Ice Tea Tuesday.
Just because the doggies get fixed does not mean they will not hump anymore.

Just like human men they get "fixed" and still hump!
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Buddy Boy went back to the doggy park yesterday. He found a female Golden Retriever just out of heat and tried to hump her. I want my money back for that surgery!!!! Charile and Buddy Boy are having a blast playing together it's really cute. Happy Long Island Ice Tea Tuesday.
Just because the doggies get fixed does not mean they will not hump anymore.

Just like human men they get "fixed" and still hump!
He is a pest when he finds a dog and gets into hump mode. There is nothing you can do to stop him. He doesn't play or run anymore he just follows the female around and tries to hump her. It's always a big breed of dog. He likes the big girls.
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Oh let Buddy Boy have his fun!!!!
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Hey Twisted Crooozin!!!!!!

Did you get your docs yet from Carnival????

Carnival and RCCL are worried about letting the Twisted ones onboard!!!!
Carnival is in no rush to mail you your docs!!!!!

I got my cabin # from Royal the other day and my cabin is right next to the captain??!!?? Did they put me in that cabin so they can keep an eye on me!!!! Or do they think I will be behaving being right next to the captain.

What fun is a cruise if you are going to be behaving????

No cruise docs yet...
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Last to post and probably the first to leave work early. 8) To the pool I go and grill out this evening at my parents!!! 8)
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I will be the last to leave work. Cause I'm on Pacific time.
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