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Old July 31st, 2008, 01:46 PM
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ahhhhh.......Tequila Thursday!!!!! This is the life!!!!!!
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Bologna Pony in the SYTYCD thread!
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I'm home and had my supper and put in 10 hours at work, now I need a few margaritas to have a relaxing evening.

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Ok Gang when we all cruise together we are all going to wear this Wine Glass Holder Necklace.


I will wear anything to go on a cruise with last gang.

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Hello gang...Hope everyone is doing well.

Three weeks and counting till Mrs. Croooozin starts trouble on the Inspiration. Maybe we should leave her home? Hmmmmmmm
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Mrs. Crooozin starting trouble




More like Mr. Croozin in trouble onboard
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Hello gang...Hope everyone is doing well.

Three weeks and counting till Mrs. Croooozin starts trouble on the Inspiration. Maybe we should leave her home? Hmmmmmmm
I also believe that it would be Mr. Crooozin starting trouble and not The Mrs.

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Oh...Did I add an "S" after the Mr ?????


That must have been my sub-concience
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Crooozin you are too funny!!! I hope you and Mrs. C have a great time.

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The gang is not around!!! :evil: :evil:

Have a good evening all!!!

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Good night gang.

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I'm so depressed the Governor just signed on executive order so now I get paid $1.45 less then California minimum wage until those idiots in congress can finish the budget. The controller says he won't do it everyone will get their normal pay. BTW GOV IT'S CALLED GOVERMENT CODE 1231.1.
1231.1. Funds from each appropriation made in the budget act for
any fiscal year may be expended to pay to officers and employees
whatever salary that would have otherwise been received had the
budget act been adopted on or prior to July 1 of that fiscal year.

Sorry was I yelling. I'm so pissed off at the legislature, and the governor. :evil:
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oohhhh nooooo!! that freaking sucks!!!! :evil:
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Good morning.

I hope that we all have a beautifull month of august.

Happy open bar friday everyone..

Kat, I hope that the Ca. politicians come to their senses.

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Anyone besides CQ and TM working the weekend?

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GOOD MORNING GANG!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy open bar Friday...BTW, Who's tending bar today?

Oh well I will just make my own Jack and Coke. Lonely being the only lush around this morning.
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Crooozin you are too funny!!! I hope you and Mrs. C have a great time.
Thanks CQ...I have no doubts...We will have fun!!!!!




Yes TM, the month of August is a great one this year...I am Croooozin in 20 days and my birthday is in 4 days...WooooHoooooooooooo

No work for me this weekend. I might work one Saturday a year. I put my 55-60 hours in during the week. So I think thats good enough. I dont get overtime pay, I am a salary employee.
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Good Morning Kids!!!

Happy Open Bar Friday!!!!

Happy August!!!

TM looks like it is just you and me this weekend working.

Crooozin you are down to 20 days!!!!

Kat that is not good news!! How can they do that!!!!


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And a special drink for Kat to cheer her up!!!
Let's hope the idiots in CA get there act together!

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Actually I am getting a special drink today too!!!!!

I got my new real estate tax bill and my taxes went up $800. for the year. :evil: :o
In 4 years that I'm in this home my taxes went up $2,600. :evil:


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And a special drink for Kat to cheer her up!!!
Let's hope the idiots in CA get there act together!

AH man I'm at my low paying job that has web blocker so I can't even see my special drink. Oh well on the bright side the controller (the man that pays us) said he wouldn't do it everyone will be paid their regular paycheck. He beleives the govenor is reading the White VS Davis decision wrong.
On to something more fun have a great birthday cruise Croooozin. What are your ports?
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Sorry KAT but you can't blame this one on the Feds (Congress).

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Sorry KAT but you can't blame this one on the Feds (Congress).

This is all California.
Wrong word "Congress" I'm talking about the California Senate and the Assembly. Sorry, my bad I should have said the Legisalture. You are right this is 100% a California issue. OH and BTW Howard Javis Foundation I know this was you idea!!!!! California economy is really going to go down the tubes now.
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Sorry KAT but you can't blame this one on the Feds (Congress).

This is all California.
Wrong word "Congress" I'm talking about the California Senate and the Assembly. Sorry, my bad I should have said the Legisalture. You are right this is 100% a California issue. OH and BTW Howard Javis Foundation I know this was you idea!!!!! California economy is really going to go down the tubes now.
Doesn't help that every 3rd person has their hand out in some form...but always palm up.
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Sorry KAT but you can't blame this one on the Feds (Congress).

This is all California.
Wrong word "Congress" I'm talking about the California Senate and the Assembly. Sorry, my bad I should have said the Legisalture. You are right this is 100% a California issue. OH and BTW Howard Javis Foundation I know this was you idea!!!!! California economy is really going to go down the tubes now.
Doesn't help that every 3rd person has their hand out in some form...but always palm up.
And those services are still being paid, but my salary that I work for is being reduced.
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State Controller said he was going to defy Arnold...we'll see.

I'll be in Alameda the week of the 11th....think I'll stay in San Jose!!!!
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ON the lighter side . . .I'm just trying to help this post get to 300 pages!
We need you around here! I'm looking forward to the 300th page celebration!!!!


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I checked my mailbox today and there it was my little RCCL booklet.

I'm Doc Dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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