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Old August 13th, 2008, 04:39 AM
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Now I can enjoy wine down wednesday

Hope you all have a great day

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ok...im so frikken addicted...
to cruising?

That other goal ?

or Computers and this bulletin board?

To answer your questions...

1. Of course i'm addicted to croooozing, how could you not be?

2. You can't be addicted to something you aren't getting

3. Yes, this board is very addictive
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What the hell is this???

Kat I hope we never run into this guy at the dog park!!!


Hey now I can see the doggy. he is cute and cuddley. Buddy Boy would try and hump him.
THAT IS NOT A DOG!!!!!
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Well I went to Sonic to prepare supper- I love Tuesday nights!
Do y'all have Sonic Drive Ins?
We just got one a few months back. I love to take and do my afternoon walk at work to go there during happy hour. It is such a nice reward for half price drinks!!!
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Did someone mention HALF PRICE DRINKS?

I'm in
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Good Morning Kids!!!

Happy Wine Down Wednesday!!!


Half price drinks I'm in too!!! But then again with the right connections on the ship we can drink free!
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What's even better since DH is a LEO he gets half off already but when it is the happy hour it is half off the half off - just darned near free.
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Good Morning Gang

Had to make a showing here, won't be posting after this but definitely will make up this evening when I get home.

I'll let you all know what kind of ribbon I got for the salsa I entered in the Fair.

Regarding Sonic - when my dd joined the AF and was sent to Calif. she was really homesick until she found Sonic - she was ok but when she came back to Ks. the first place after getting off the plane was going to the nearest Sonic - so they are definitely keepers!!!!

Everyone have a great day!!
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Did someone mention HALF PRICE DRINKS?

I'm in
I'm afraid she means sodas and slushees
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Did someone mention HALF PRICE DRINKS?

I'm in
I'm afraid she means sodas and slushees
I think Crooozin rather be drinking soda anyway!!!
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ok...im so frikken addicted...
to cruising?

That other goal ?

or Computers and this bulletin board?

To answer your questions...

1. Of course i'm addicted to croooozing, how could you not be?

2. You can't be addicted to something you aren't getting

3. Yes, this board is very addictive

THat's funny- since those are my persanal answers as well!
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I have to reach page 271

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Looks like the Gang is not getting enough of "The Goal" :evil: :evil:
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I see some of the gang are stiring the pot with the Bologna Pony!


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Yep...We here at the gang have some big spoons
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Well shoot since it's wine down wednesday I think a wine lesson is in order. This is the wine rating point scale. Many publications taste, than rate wine according to this scale. Bevmo always includes points in thier descriptions of wine. Anything in the 95-100 scale is expensive. But you can get good wines in the 90-94 point range. I love when BEVMO has 90 point wines for 10 or under to bad they are all white wine and only 3. check it out. http://www.bevmo.com/productlist.asp...A99&area=wine&
Wine points How good the wine is
95-100 Classic: a great wine
90-94 Outstanding: wine with superior character & style
85-89 Very good: wine with special qualities
80-84 Good: a solid, well-made wine
70-79 Average: drinkable wine that may have minor flaws
60-69 Below average: drinkable wine but not recommended
50-59 Poor: undrinkable wine, not recommended
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Oh Twisted One Congrats you have the picture of the day!!!!

The boss (Paul M) posted the twisted family along with twisted Freddy as picture of the day!
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Here is another new favorite site of mine. Bevmo only shows one rating this website shows more than one. Plus you can check by region here is the california list sorts by highest rated.
http://www.wine.com/v6/California/le...&Ns=p_Rating|1
Here is a nice 90 point Melot. Tin Roof Merlot 2005. It's $9.99

http://www.wine.com/V6/Tin-Roof-Merl...39/detail.aspx
Here is a Petite Sirah from Mendoncino which is a great place to drink wine and whale watching during the mirgation season. I like that it has 3 grades all over 90 points.
Parducci True Grit Petite Sirah 2004
http://www.wine.com/V6/Parducci-True...95/detail.aspx
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I found a great section on pairing wine with food. http://www.wine.com/v6/Pairing-Food-...spx?article=18

"What follows are some truths about how wine can react with food:

A wine high in tannins (Bordeaux, for instance) mated with a food high in tannins (like walnuts) will render the wine almost undrinkably dry and astringent.
Protein tends to calm tannins, so a very tannic wine might be rendered glorious when enjoyed with rare beef.
Delicate foods - veal, or filet of sole for example - will be overwhelmed by a full-bodied red wine. By the same token, a hearty lasagna will virtually cancel out a dry, medium-bodied Sauvignon Blanc.
A wine can add its primary flavor to a dish, giving food a layer it didn't start out with.
Some wine and food combinations result in a flavor that was not present in either one and is not meant to be, metal for instance. Try white turkey meat with red Bordeaux if you doubt this.
Sometimes it's as though this wine has been searching all its life for this food and fireworks ensue.
Tannic wines make sweet foods taste less sweet; salty foods emphasize tannin.
Salty foods mute the sweetness and enhance the fruitiness of a sweet wine.
Wines that are high in acid taste less acidic with salty or sweet food; acidic wines also can offset oily foods."
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Oh Twisted One Congrats you have the picture of the day!!!!

The boss (Paul M) posted the twisted family along with twisted Freddy as picture of the day!
How do I see that?
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I found it, thank you. I also called Mrs. Twisted to let her know.

Thanks again Oh Twisted One
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Crooozin, I like your new avatar nice picture. Congrats on Pic of the day.
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Thank you Kat, it only took me a year and a half to figure out how to get a pic up there
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Where is everyone at today? Am I the only one who is not working when I am supposed to be?

I am already "mentally" on vacation
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Where is everyone at today? Am I the only one who is not working when I am supposed to be?

I am already "mentally" on vacation
How many days?
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