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Old August 14th, 2008, 08:20 AM
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Woooooo Hooooooo 275
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Good Morning Oh Twisted One!

You guys just have days left!!!!!

Kids getting excited????

I'm not sure if the kids are getting excited, but i know I am
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How was your massage Oh Twisted One?
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Old August 14th, 2008, 08:25 AM
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I-275 is right here in Tampa Bay. Take I-275 to the Ashley exit and follow signs to the cruise terminal.
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How was your massage Oh Twisted One?

An hour and a half of pure relaxation...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I only scheduled an hour one for next month since it isn't my birthday :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Excuse me!!!!!

You are getting massages each month!!!

Don't some people have the life!!!!

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Excuse me!!!!!

You are getting massages each month!!!

Don't some people have the life!!!!


Yes, I go every month. I work very hard, can't you tell??
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Yep you work hard alright!!
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Hey Kat Good Van Halen stuff!!!!
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Good morning gang! Happy Tequila Thursday>

School starts Monday - so all of our big meetings are today-
I'll need a shot tonite!
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good Morning Gang

well, I judged yesterday at the Fair and while there checked to see what I got on my entries of salsa - they were entered in two different divisions - so in one I got a red ribbon (2nd place) and the other received a white which is 3rd place. So I can't complain.

However, when I got there to judge at 8:30 a.m. the Superintendent told the other judge and myself we were 2 hrs early. We told him our letters stated 8:30 - so that ruined my whole day!

Then when I got home DH had picked more tomatoes so guess what I did?! Yep, made another batch of salsa - 28 qts of salsa is enough as far as I'm concerned.

Ok, back to work and will check in later.

Everyone have a great day!!!
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And, I thought I'd check back in - haven't done any work yet - I'm so bad!!!

Had to check out the other threads -

ok, now I'm going to get serious and go to work!
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Ok kids I'm out of here!! I'll be running around like a chicken without a head! :evil:

Catch ya in the afternoon I hope!
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OK, I am going to get back to work too. Sooooo here I am reporting for duty.
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RISE AND SHINE PEEPS!!!!!!


It's 7:15am the day is almost over
You realized you posted this at 4:15AM California time. I was still sleeping. I get up at 4:45AM.
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just checking again, hoping to move this along so we can get to the next page

I've done my networking, so now it's time to sit at the desk and do some paperwork......
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Okay the Rod said I could do the Speedo poll. So it's up. No pun intended.
http://www.cruisemates.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=598916
Thanks for the Speedo poll Kat! You are too funny!!

I call him Rep however Rod fits him better.

I can't refer to him as Rod with a straight face.
I was going to say "Rod's poll is up." But I thought you guys might misunderstand that phase.
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good Morning Gang

well, I judged yesterday at the Fair and while there checked to see what I got on my entries of salsa - they were entered in two different divisions - so in one I got a red ribbon (2nd place) and the other received a white which is 3rd place. So I can't complain.

However, when I got there to judge at 8:30 a.m. the Superintendent told the other judge and myself we were 2 hrs early. We told him our letters stated 8:30 - so that ruined my whole day!

Then when I got home DH had picked more tomatoes so guess what I did?! Yep, made another batch of salsa - 28 qts of salsa is enough as far as I'm concerned.

Ok, back to work and will check in later.

Everyone have a great day!!!
The California State Fair starts Friday. I was thinking of entering the home wine competition with my vintage 2006. The birds ate 2007 and I'm still waiting on 2008. It's probably to late. I want to go for the Dachshund Derby, think I can get them to beleive Buddy Boy is a Dachshund?
http://www.bigfun.org/fair/index.asp
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RISE AND SHINE PEEPS!!!!!!


It's 7:15am the day is almost over
You realized you posted this at 4:15AM California time. I was still sleeping. I get up at 4:45AM.
I was talking about us a little bit further east You are part of the night and mid morning shift
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KAT - just tell the judges that Buddy Boy is in disguise because he's being followed by the Mafia!!
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if I'm doing this right - and I don't know if I am, we should only need 6 or 7 more posts and we'll be moving on to our next page -

but as I said, I could be wrong, very wrong!!
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Good afternoon peeps!!!!

Just checking in for the afternoon.
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Glad you stopped by for a visit Croozin - thought I was going to have to keep checking in every so often so we can move on to the next page.

Hope you are having a great day -

mine just hit the brick wall - so don't know how many more times before I leave today I'll get to post -
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KAT - just tell the judges that Buddy Boy is in disguise because he's being followed by the Mafia!!
To Funny!!!!
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Good afternoon Kids!!!

A quick check in with the Gang!

Anyone here in the LGL!!!! (Last Gang Lounge)

The bartender is at the bar so I'll walk over there and have a drink!


Cheers!

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Hmmm...The lounge is still empty!!!

I'll have to invite the bologna ponies into the LGL :o
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Noooooooooooo!!!!!



I'm here, i'm here...no invites...members only
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