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Old August 15th, 2008, 10:32 PM
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There will be girls shopping tomorrow! Me & my sis, our Momma and the newest Princess my niece Sasha- she's almost 2 & 1/2- I bought her a new tiara!

Dillards here I come.
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I got a cruise to shop for!
49 days out . . . I've lost 22 pounds!
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There will be girls shopping tomorrow! Me & my sis, our Momma and the newest Princess my niece Sasha- she's almost 2 & 1/2- I bought her a new tiara!

Dillards here I come.
Wow that sounds like fun!!!!

I wish I could go too!!!

I have to work all day all weekend! :evil:
I rather go shopping!
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I just noticed that the wine barrel is not empty.

TM and Oh Twisted One saved some wine for the gals!

Let's drink up Hub!!!


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Where is TM he forgot to leave the nite lite on for the nite shift. Actually it is getting kinda dark here in the lounge.

Men!!!! Can't depend on them!!!

The women have to do everything around here!
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TM is too busy worrying about the dancing cows he forgot the nite lite!
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I got a cruise to shop for!
49 days out . . . I've lost 22 pounds!
Hub you lost 22 pounds that is great! good for you!
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Well someone has to take care of things around here- I guess they left it for the girls!
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Ok Hub I gotta hit the pillow I'm up and out early in the morning!

Have a good evening!

Here is the Nite Lite!! (TM's Job)


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My husband has had a lot of health issues for the past few years- back surgery that didn't go well- chronic pain- a torn rotator cuff in his shpulder & leukemia ( an odd type Acute promyleocitic leukemia- you treat it with Chemo & an 18 month course of a drug made from vitamin A-

therefore someone has to be the man around the house, the last few years it has been me! >
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test driving a new ticker
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Y'alls input is welcome= which ticker do you prefer- ?

Cruise tickers- or cruise clocks?
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Bed time for me-

I must get upp very early for my road trip . . . will post a few times-
still trying to do my share!

Good night John Boy!
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Or just lay under the valve of the barrel
Do we have another wine maker in the last gang?
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Yes CQ, I'm going to visit my aunt who lives in Ohio. She just moved there about 9/10 months ago. Her only family there is a daughter and family. The rest of her family and friends are here in Ks.

It was quite emotional for her to leave but her sister and brother with their spouses helped her move. And, after my mother passed away she was like a mom to me so I think it's time I go visit.
Can you pick me up some white Catawba wine while you are there the don't ship to california. I like Mon Ami winery its a light sweet wine. I will trade you a 90 point napa wine.
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I got a cruise to shop for!
49 days out . . . I've lost 22 pounds!
Congrats that is good weight loss. It makes it fun to going shopping.
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My husband has had a lot of health issues for the past few years- back surgery that didn't go well- chronic pain- a torn rotator cuff in his shpulder & leukemia ( an odd type Acute promyleocitic leukemia- you treat it with Chemo & an 18 month course of a drug made from vitamin A-

therefore someone has to be the man around the house, the last few years it has been me! >
That's a lot of work I hope you have some help. I also hope your husband goes into remission soon. I like the new ticker.
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Where is TM he forgot to leave the nite lite on for the nite shift. Actually it is getting kinda dark here in the lounge.

Men!!!! Can't depend on them!!!

The women have to do everything around here!
Maybe he was afraid the light would attact bugs. I kind of like the bugs.
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Good morning gang, happy saturday.
Since CQ and I have to work today, I'm calling this a rummy saturday.
Break out the rum.

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A special thank you to the ladies who really posted last night.

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Also I want to thank CQ for doing the job that I negleted to do. I must do a better job with the night lite from now on.

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I have to go for now.

See you this afternoon.

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Thanks for all your support gang!
Mr. Clint will be okay . . . his treatment finishes in October . . . that's one of they reasons we booked the cruise to celebrate!
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trying to squeeze in a few posts = snce I will be driving all day- no posting at 70 mph!
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I wonder if it's cheating to have two tickers for just one cruise?
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I wonder if it's cheating to have two tickers for just one cruise?
Do whatever your heart desires! go with 2 tickers for the same cruise if you would like!!!
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My husband has had a lot of health issues for the past few years- back surgery that didn't go well- chronic pain- a torn rotator cuff in his shpulder & leukemia ( an odd type Acute promyleocitic leukemia- you treat it with Chemo & an 18 month course of a drug made from vitamin A-

therefore someone has to be the man around the house, the last few years it has been me! >
Hub I'm so sorry to hear this!!! Prayers going out to you hoping the Chemo and drug will have him back to his old self in no time!
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Good Morning All!

Happy Saturday!!!

Kat you are right I think TM is afraid of bugs!

Twisted one must be packing oh no wait he packs the day before like me!


Have a great day all!
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TM and Crooozin are napping since they have to go to work tomorrow -
I'm just trying to make up for today - when I wasn't able to post.

But I know I'll have to sneak in some despite the work load and now that the new boss is in - I'm sure the work load will be heavy, plus the fact that we have some problem people who don't like to follow the rules.

You know the ones - the rules don't apply to me!!!!
Croooozin, working on a Saturday????

That was a good one. Sorry, but the 60 hours I put in during the week is just fine for me. Us salary people always get screwed anyway.....Unless we need time off to take a crooooze
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Twisted one must be packing oh no wait he packs the day before like me!


Have a great day all!
Thats right "Oh Twisted One" no packing until Wednesday night. I am only working till noon on Wednesday. :evil:

Right now we are going to register Joey for soccer, then we are going to do a little more shopping for some last minute things.
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