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Old August 16th, 2008, 08:26 PM
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Ummmm TM, I just noticed something...We didn't see the cocks and bulls for page 283
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and we are now on 284
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I am in and out of the lounge. Sorry but i'm in the middle of a poker tourney
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Thanks TM, but I only play for fun online....I dont trust anyone with my credit card information. Even though I have Identity theft protection/insurance. Hmmmm insurance...$1million is a lot of cruises
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Since we are on page 284 we need a double dose of the dancing critters.

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I second that TM
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I had to rustle these critters.

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I'll be back in a lttle while to turn on the night light.

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I was gonna remind u bout the light.


Croooozin whispers to TM ::::You know how the women get::::
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OK, I am gonna call it a night. I am meeting my father at the golf course at 7:15am. Talk to you guys tomorrow. Have a great night. Keep the posting up. We have a great start to 284 already.

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Oh yeah and when I wake up...I will only be 4 days from croooozin on the Inspiration. 8) 8) 8)
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I was gonna remind u bout the light.


Croooozin whispers to TM ::::You know how the women get::::

Excuse me!!!!!! Just how do we get!!!!!
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Dancing chickens and cows!!!!
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Have a good evening all! I have to be up and out early in the morning!

I hope TM does not forget to turn the nite light on!!!!

Men!!!

Sunday is another day for Lounging!!! 8) 8)
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Goodnight gang.

I'm leaving the the light on.




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No doggie park today!!!
No doggy park today the weather was cool enought. However, we were on the search for a Wok. That is what I get for making
"Chicken Chow Fun."

My hubby felt it took to long and didn't get the right carmelization on the noodles, because of the peanut oil and not using a Wok. So he researched Woks and found the "right kind", then we spent 4 hours driving around looking for it. We finally found a Carbon Steel 14 inch Wok set at Crate and Barrel. It took me two mintues to found the same set on-line.

My favorite part was when he was thinking that maybe he shouldn't buy this one cause the handle was loose on the display model. I almost stabbed him in the neck with my car keys. Next time I take him with me shoe shopping.
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Since we are on page 284 we need a double dose of the dancing critters.

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Sorry guys I was out shopping for a Wok.
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Wok did I miss?
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Well my day of shopping turned in to a day of cleaning

M y dad was admitted to the hospital for observation (mostly to balance his meds), so my Mom was at the hospital with him . . . so My sister & I did some deep cleaing at mom's house.

Good stuff to get done, but no where near as fun as shopping & going out for lunch.
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So I am exhausted, but still strung out from WAY too much coffee & driving.
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My sister was so inspired by my cruise binder ( the one that contains all my planning stuff for this cruise) that she said she wants to go on a cruise!
THe only bad thing is her husband is paranoid about sun exposure . . . He does have red hair, freckles and a pale complexion . . . I told her she could start with Alaska!
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Since Mrs. TM and myself are Johnny Depp fans I would like to wish us a DEPPtastic weekend!!


Oh me too . . . he's beautiful!
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Thanks for all your support gang!
Mr. Clint will be okay . . . his treatment finishes in October . . . that's one of they reasons we booked the cruise to celebrate!
That's good news. I hope you have a great cruise where are you going to?
THanks Kat Lady & Manuel too. . . . We'ew doing the Eastern Caribbean on the Crown Princess in October. . . . booked a balcony . . . didn't want to cough up the cash for a mini-suite . . . but our Cat BB is right next door to the big suites . . .
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Thanks for all your support gang!
Mr. Clint will be okay . . . his treatment finishes in October . . . that's one of they reasons we booked the cruise to celebrate!
I wish Mr. Clint a speedy and complete recovery, and I must say that there is no bettre way to celebrate than going on a cruise.

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I work at a small State University (Delta State in Cleveland, Mississippi- (go fighting okra!) My Division is Family & Consumer Scienves- the new more PC name fo Home Ec. we have a child care center in our Division- all the little kids & the college kids call ms 'Miss Pat' once I got comfortable with that, I started referring to my husband as Mr. Clint.

and I guess that's more than y'all really wanted to know
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I am zonked!
I'll see you kids around Walton mountain tomrrow

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Good morning everyone.

I wish you all a very happy sunday.

In order to keep things light , I suggest we make this day Champagne Sunday. We can start with mimosas for breakfast, so we can get our vitamins. Then we can work our way to some Don Perignon.

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I will be going to work this morning.

When I come home at 1PM I expect to see us on page 285, so let's get cracking.I mean posting.

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Good Morning Kids!

Mimosa Time!!!

Kat nice Wok When the gang is in the west coast we will have to let Kat make us dinner with the new wok!

Hub I think I will send my son to Delta State this way you can keep an eye on him and report to me.

The pages should be rolling today!
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My sister was so inspired by my cruise binder ( the one that contains all my planning stuff for this cruise) that she said she wants to go on a cruise!
THe only bad thing is her husband is paranoid about sun exposure . . . He does have red hair, freckles and a pale complexion . . . I told her she could start with Alaska!
Hub you have a cruise binder??? You sound like a professional!
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When I come home at 1PM I expect to see us on page 285, so let's get cracking.I mean posting.

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TM is very demanding!
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