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Old August 17th, 2008, 07:21 AM
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Let's see what else I can post to make it to 285!
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I did it! here we are at 285!
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My sister was so inspired by my cruise binder ( the one that contains all my planning stuff for this cruise) that she said she wants to go on a cruise!
THe only bad thing is her husband is paranoid about sun exposure . . . He does have red hair, freckles and a pale complexion . . . I told her she could start with Alaska!
I'm so relieved we aren't the only ones who do this. I gather the information and plan the things. My hubby sets up the Cruise binder. He uses excel to color code each day. He has date, from time, to time, place, event, transportation, Flight/Reservation #, and if it's not paid or prepaid. I will say I thought it was a little silly to start with Friday April 25, 2008, 1:AM, Home, and Walk Up. He cracks me up.
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Thanks for all your support gang!
Mr. Clint will be okay . . . his treatment finishes in October . . . that's one of they reasons we booked the cruise to celebrate!
I wish Mr. Clint a speedy and complete recovery, and I must say that there is no bettre way to celebrate than going on a cruise.

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I work at a small State University (Delta State in Cleveland, Mississippi- (go fighting okra!) My Division is Family & Consumer Scienves- the new more PC name fo Home Ec. we have a child care center in our Division- all the little kids & the college kids call ms 'Miss Pat' once I got comfortable with that, I started referring to my husband as Mr. Clint.

and I guess that's more than y'all really wanted to know
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How does Okra fight? Hey do you have a good Gumbo recipe? I was in the new Nugget store and they have fresh okra, I make a heck of a roux so I was thinking it's Gumbo time. I just hope my hubby doesn't want to buy a special "gumbo pot."
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Good Morning Kids!

Mimosa Time!!!

Kat nice Wok When the gang is in the west coast we will have to let Kat make us dinner with the new wok!

Hub I think I will send my son to Delta State this way you can keep an eye on him and report to me.

The pages should be rolling today!
Come on down I love to cook.
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GOOD AFTERNOON GANG!!!!!

Hope everyone is having a relaxing Sunday.

I played golf with my dad,which was enjoyable. I need to get out there more often. I only play like 3-4 times a year. I wish the rest of the time was on a cruise ship, but then there is work that ALWAYS gets in the way of croooozing.
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I just got home , I took my mom out to lunch and did a couple of repairs at her house. Now it's time to get back to my posting.

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TM is very demanding!
Yes I can be, one of these days I'm going to demand that we all get together on a cruise.

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Is it possible to reach page 286 before the night light comes on?

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Anyone in the lounge? The sign lied when they said all u can drink Mimosas...They never met the Last Gang...They ran out!!!
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WE will order some more.

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I am a little tipsy....sweeeeeeeeeeet
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I have to go out and check my garden, will be back in the lounge later.

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I have to go out and check my garden, will be back in the lounge later.

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How does your garden grow?
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I have to go out and check my garden, will be back in the lounge later.

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How does your garden grow?

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about halfway through 285...We must have been too tipsy to post today
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Sounds like it is getting Fowl in the lounge.
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I have to go out and check my garden, will be back in the lounge later.

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How does your garden grow?
We have had a very wet summer, but my garden is not doing too bad. The tomato plants would be better with more sunshine and less rain, but you can't argue with Mother Nature.

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Sounds like it is getting Fowl in the lounge.
I will get the maintnance man to clear the air.

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The lounge is quite comfortable, why don't you all come in?

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I'm in the lounge all by myself, but drinks are plentifull .

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It's still early in the evening and no one is around. I hope you all did not OD on the mimosas.

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The time has come to turn on the night light.

Good night gang.


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Sure TM leave when I get here!!! :o

At least you did not forget to turn on the light! One less thing for me to do!
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Sounds like it is getting Fowl in the lounge.
I will get the maintnance man to clear the air.

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The Maintenance man is the King of Fowl!!! He won't clear the air he will make it more fowl!!!
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The sign lied when they said all u can drink Mimosas...They never met the Last Gang...They ran out!!!
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Ok it is still Sunday but before you know it will be Mojito Monday!

So here is a Mojito for TM and Oh Twisted One first thing in the morning!

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It's still early in the evening and no one is around. I hope you all did not OD on the mimosas.

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The Gang does not OD we all handle our drinks very well.
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