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Old August 17th, 2008, 10:04 PM
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im off tomorrow!! so lots of mojitos for me!! 8)
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Old August 17th, 2008, 10:15 PM
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A long weekend for you Csis!
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Have a wonderful evening kids!
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Old August 17th, 2008, 10:33 PM
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yeah! im working next saturday so i have monday off. plus they have been cutting hours at work. at least for right now until flu season starts. this is usually the slow season in pharmacy.
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I left the Casa de Dan at 0445 this morning to drive to Oakland.
This drive normally takes about 10 hours.
I kicked my shoes off in my hotel room at 1920!!!!! (7:20pm)
Friends, that is just a little under 15 hours.
Every nincompoop with a car showed up today.
On their breaks, the blithering idiots took their places.

Oh...I did take a 45 minute catnap at one of the rest areas.


Kat, what do you think of 505 from Vacaville to the Skyway?

I'll go tomorrow to look for my spare tire and any other parts that shook loose. Only stretch of freeway in the nation that requires 4 wheel drive!


On the bright side....I'm about 50 yards from Raider's stadium...think they'll mind my Charger stickers?
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Old August 18th, 2008, 12:46 AM
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gee rinker it sounds like you are in the nice area of town. lol you must be on hegenberger. a sh*t load of hotels there. you are not to far from the oakland airport.
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I left the Casa de Dan at 0445 this morning to drive to Oakland.
This drive normally takes about 10 hours.
I kicked my shoes off in my hotel room at 1920!!!!! (7:20pm)
Friends, that is just a little under 15 hours.
Every nincompoop with a car showed up today.
On their breaks, the blithering idiots took their places.

Oh...I did take a 45 minute catnap at one of the rest areas.


Kat, what do you think of 505 from Vacaville to the Skyway?

I'll go tomorrow to look for my spare tire and any other parts that shook loose. Only stretch of freeway in the nation that requires 4 wheel drive!


On the bright side....I'm about 50 yards from Raider's stadium...think they'll mind my Charger stickers?
Oh you don't like our road out here there holey. I don't remember taking the 505 we usually hop on 80. Hey, stop by the Vacaville outlets and pick me up a few things please. So you are in Oakland? I hope you are in Piedmont or Monclair. Well, Raider's staduim is no where near Piedmont or Monclair you are close to San Leandro over there. That would be 880 or 580. 580 doesn't allow trucks so there is less traffic of 580. Csis is right you are near Hegenberger. The animal shelter is near there you can pick you up a cat or dog for the drive back.
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Old August 18th, 2008, 03:15 AM
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80 is a pain but 505 seems like its a pretty rural interstate. not many cities on it. i dont know what kind of condition it is in. some of those two lane highways are kinda tore up.
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Ok it is still Sunday but before you know it will be Mojito Monday!

So here is a Mojito for TM and Oh Twisted One first thing in the morning!

Thank you CQ.

Happy mojito monday everyone.

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I'll be back in the afternoon.

Looking forward to some great posts. I'm sure you all will do a good job, as you usually do.

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GOOD MORNING GANG!!!!!!!!!


Happy Mojito Monday!!!!!

Thanks "OH TWISTED ONE" for the morning Mojito.

Only 3 days left and watching tropical storm Fay...Talk about bad timing
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great pic croooozin!

Thanks CSis 8)
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Good Morning Kids!!!

Happy Mojito Day!!

Oh Twisted One wow you have 3 days left on your clock! Lucky you!
How far of a drive from your home to the ship?

The gang will give Fay a few Mojitos in honor of Mojito Monday that should put her right out!!
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Old August 18th, 2008, 07:31 AM
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Good Morning Kids!!!

Happy Mojito Day!!

Oh Twisted One wow you have 3 days left on your clock! Lucky you!
How far of a drive from your home to the ship?

The gang will give Fay a few Mojitos in honor of Mojito Monday that should put her right out!!
Yes!!!! Only 3 more days.

The cruise terminal is only about 40 minutes from my house. Which is much closer than I have to travel to go to work everyday. My job is about another 35 minutes past the terminal. So it will seem like a very short ride


Knock Fay out please!!!!!!! Actually I think everything will be fine. Our Miami branch is getting hit with rain right now from Fay. Hopefully, she will be gone by Wednesday.
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Old August 18th, 2008, 07:38 AM
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Twisted you have a long drive to work everyday!
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Old August 18th, 2008, 07:45 AM
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Yeah but it's worth it. They dont pay crap up where I live so you have to travel. I make more money down here than I did up in NY working for U.P.S...Plus its their vehicle, gas, everything, so I dont mind. When I lived in Jersey it was an hour and a half to NY Port Authority by bus, so this is a piece of cake. 8)
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Yeah but it's worth it. They dont pay crap up where I live so you have to travel. I make more money down here than I did up in NY working for U.P.S...Plus its their vehicle, gas, everything, so I dont mind. When I lived in Jersey it was an hour and a half to NY Port Authority by bus, so this is a piece of cake. 8)
Plus you don't work much! You are in the lounge all day!
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Shhhhhhh...thats a secret
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Hey gang we will all cruise out of Tampa and stay at Crooozin house for a couple of days. You don't mind do you?
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Heck no I wouldn't mind...Where would we put Mrs C?

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What a shame....I am in the lounge all by myself. No women on the tables and no men to play poker with
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hey Gang!!!

I'm dropping in to say hi - sorry I didn't post on the weekend but I had a surprise visit!!!

My son-in-law and # 1 grandson showed up Sat!!! excited to say the least. They stayed for a couple of hours on Sat - sil had to attend a surprise b-day party for his brother. They came back on Sunday and had dinner with us and a nice visit - finally got to hold grandson without him crying or trying to get back to dad. I was so happy!!

Talked to DD today and she was glad he finally came around to letting me hold him.

Been busy at work, in fact my new boss just walked in and said, "you're still here and when I looked up at the clock it's 3:30 - " and I'd only been on the computer for just a few minutes - how time flies

gotta finish a few things and then I'm leaving.

One more day of work and then I'm off for a quick vacation to Ohio -

Kat - are you serious about the wine? Let me know - PM me!!!
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I finally got a chance to go into the lounge.

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Hey everyone, I am home from work, but getting ready to jump in the shower and get ready for bowling. Hopefully I will get back in the lounge to say goodnight.
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We are getting a real summer day today, the temperature had been below normal for quite a few days but today it's about 90 degrees.
Mrs. TM is not camplaining, but I had to turn on the AC.

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We should be getting to page 287 soon.

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I have to step out of the lounge for a bit.
Will be back later.

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Mimosa Time!!!

Kat nice Wok When the gang is in the west coast we will have to let Kat make us dinner with the new wok!

Hub I think I will send my son to Delta State this way you can keep an eye on him and report to me.

The pages should be rolling today!
Sorry I was out yesterday -stilll trying to recover!

Sure CQ, send your son down here . . . he won't talk funny like a yankee or something will he?
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Hello Loungers!!!!!
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