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Old August 20th, 2008, 04:49 PM
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Yes I know...We do have to do a last gang cruise one day though....Hey whats everyone doing next week?
I will be working.

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We made page 290.

We need the cows and chickens again.

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I have to leave the lounge for a while. Mrs. TM and I are going out for a concert in the park. I will be back later to turn on the night light.

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We made page 290.

We need the cows and chickens again.

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Anyone in da lounge?
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Oh twisted one, you're always up for a drink
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Oh twisted one, you're always up for a drink
You got that right!!

I have to toast to your cruise!!
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Oh twisted one, you're always up for a drink
You got that right!!

I have to toast to your cruise!!

Awwwww, thank you so much for being thoughtful
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Oh twisted one, you're always up for a drink
You got that right!!

I have to toast to your cruise!!

Awwwww, thank you so much for being thoughtful
Thoughtful and alittle selfish!
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Later!
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THe work day is OVER. I'm going to go sit in some traffic.
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I'm back in the lounge.

Thanks Kat for the cows and chickens.

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page 300 by labor day.

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CQ, I was under the doctor's care just before my last cruise, I barely made it, but everything turned out ok and I did go. I'm hoping that you get good news and that you can go on the cruise to celebrate.

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Yes I remember that TM and we were all hoping and praying that it would turn out ok and it did.
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Yes I remember that TM and we were all hoping and praying that it would turn out ok and it did.
And now we are praying for you.

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Dr said the stiches have to stay in a couple of weeks I told him NO you don't understand I'm going on a cruise and I need the stiches out a few days before so I have enough time to get my hair done. So he made the appt for a tues at 2pm and my hair appt is same day at 4pm then I leave Friday.

Dr. was giving me these looks

He does not know how important it is for the ladies to get there hair done before a cruise!!!
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ok everyone I think I am out for tonight. I am going to try and get some rest before I go on the big boat.
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Navigator Of The Seas x2
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Barbie will be on your cruise!


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Ok I gotta hit the pillow! Thursday is another busy day up and out early!

Have a good evening all!

Oh Twisted One enjoy your cruise!
Pictures Pictures Pictures!!!!!!!!!

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Good night.



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Dr said the stiches have to stay in a couple of weeks I told him NO you don't understand I'm going on a cruise and I need the stiches out a few days before so I have enough time to get my hair done. So he made the appt for a tues at 2pm and my hair appt is same day at 4pm then I leave Friday.

Dr. was giving me these looks

He does not know how important it is for the ladies to get there hair done before a cruise!!!
How will you be a "natural" blonde if you don't get your hair colored before the cruise. Men don't get it.
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I want that Barbie. Crooozin have fun Cruisin. Hey guys we start are vitual cruise tomorrow. Go USA women's team beat brasil.
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Good morning .

Have a happy tequila thursday.

I think I will start with a tequila sunrise.

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Crooozin enjoy your cruise.

CQ. hope you are in good spirits, and I want to tell you again that we are all here for you.

Kat, I also say go USA.

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Good Morning Kids!

Happy Tequila Thursday!!!

Twisted One will be on the ship today without us!! :o :evil:

But Kat always does a great job with virtuals so we all will be cruising with Twisted.

Kat men don't understand about Natural Blondes!!

Thanks TM I'm in good spirits today.
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