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I did not finish posting I don't know what happened anyway I was saying.......


Good Morning Kids!

Happy Tequila Thursday!

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

Kat those bottle of wine look good and prefect for Wednesdays!

Croozin glad to hear you had a good time! Pictures Pictures Pictures!!

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I will I will I will HAHAHAHAHA
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Old August 28th, 2008, 07:09 AM
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Oh Twisted one is mad at me! :evil:


How was the midnight "R" comedy????
Did he/she tell jokes on Thumb sizes???
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You know I could never be mad at you 8)

The "R" rated show was actually pretty good. Most of it was about sex, so he had my attention. Not particularly "thumb" size but yes that subject did, ummmm, hmmmm...come up
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You know I could never be mad at you 8)

The "R" rated show was actually pretty good. Most of it was about sex, so he had my attention. Not particularly "thumb" size but yes that subject did, ummmm, hmmmm...come up
Ship R rated comedy and sex jokes what a great combination! 8)
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Welcome to Tequila Thursday . . woo hoo!
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Good Morning Gang -

Welcome Back Croooozin!! Glad to hear that you enjoyed your cruise!

It's Thursday and techinically my weekend starts today at 3:30 when I get off from work. I don't have to work tomorrow unless I want to - so that gives me 4 days off - haven't decided if I'll work or not. DH is gone and won't be home until next weekend - I'm feeling like we're two ships passing in the night, I leave next thurs and won't be back until late Sunday. I guess you could say we'll meet in port on the 7th!!! And, we'll be drydocked for refurbishing!!!

I think after work if it's not storming (they are predicted) I may stop at the local pub and have a few margarita's since it's Tequila Thursday - would make a great ending for a horrible work day and a great beginning for a nice long weekend!!!

Anyway, everyone have a great day and since Croooozin's back I know we'll make 300 before the weekend!!
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Hi Crooozin just to let you know the photo gallery won't accept pictures over 1.5 MB so check the size on your photos. You may have to resize and do a save as on the resized photo then try to reload it.

Bahamamomma when you see your hubby again you will be so happy.
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Kat - you're right I will be glad to see him and then maybe we can decide if we still have the time to take a vacation together this yr!!! I'd like to get out of town and spend some time where we aren't being interrupted by family etc - just peace and quiet.
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Kat - you're right I will be glad to see him and then maybe we can decide if we still have the time to take a vacation together this yr!!! I'd like to get out of town and spend some time where we aren't being interrupted by family etc - just peace and quiet.
Sounds like you need a cruise.
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Had some company over, didn't have time to post.

When torrow's workday is over I will have three days off, which is a lot for me since I have not had a day off since the july 4th. weekend.

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I'm going to call it a night.

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Going to bed - still laughing about Cajuns (read Bordeaux & Thibideaux)
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Big posting weekend kids!
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it's to hot!!!!! it's 9 at night and 97 degrees.
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Good morning.

Open bar friday is here, I hope that everyone has a good stress-free day.

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This weekend we hit page 300.

It's cool that it will happen on a holiday weekend.

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GOOD MORNING GANG!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Friday to everyone. The long weekend has almost arrived.
Thank goodness it's finally here. I can use a day off
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Hi Crooozin just to let you know the photo gallery won't accept pictures over 1.5 MB so check the size on your photos. You may have to resize and do a save as on the resized photo then try to reload it.

Thanks Kat I will check it out again.
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Thanks again everyone for the warm welcome back. You guys are the best...But we all know that already!
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Hopefully everyone wont be too busy this weekend. The last gang has a job to do and that is to get to page 300.
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Good Morning Kids!

Happy Open Bar Friday!!!

I have alot of studying to do!! Checking out Hanna's Hurricane path!


She is due to hit Florida late next week/weekend! I'm flying on Friday!! Airports might be closed!

Ok now I know why my cruise is so cheap!

Crooozin you are in Florida keep me posted.
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You got it "OH TWISTED ONE"

We are constantly monitoring the hurricanes.
Here are some sites you may be interested in:

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...ems&hwvmetric=
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ok I cant figure out how to hyperlink but you can copy and paste
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Good Morning kids! welcome to a fabulous freaky friday . . .

Gotta love our holiday weekends . . .

I'm off today- taking dh to cancer clinic . . . . we are so close to teh end of his treatment.

Plan to go out for a nice lunch & maybe a little pre-cruise shopping!
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Thanks Oh Twisted One!
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