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Old December 6th, 2007, 10:43 AM
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italian men's soccer team Boy I love soccer!

David Beckham is not only reason to love soccer!


I may be one of the few people that can't stand Beckham. He is useless no talent hack who should have retired 2 years ago. He is good looking and I have a friend who loves watching him play. But I'm picky I want the boys to look great and play great. That is why I like Cristiano Ronaldo.
Yes you are right Becks should retire but he is so hot! He is in my top 5 list! Right up there with Depp and Pitt!
Ronaldo plays some great soccer and he is hot too!

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Depp and Pitt very nice!!!!!
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Katlady:

Thanks for the pic of the Brazillian team......now you should get a pic of the women's team. I too, like Cristiano Ronaldo but for a different reason. I appreciate his ability to play soccer.

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MANUEL YOU DON'T LAST VERY LONG! (I MEAN AS BEING LAST ON THE THREAD)
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AH man! I'm at work and I can't see partsguy's picture. I will have to check this thread again at home.
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LOVE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY HE KEEPS GOING AND GOING!

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WHAT A CUTE DOGGIE IS HE/SHE YOURS?



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Dodggie?

I thought it was a rat!
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Max the Super Dog
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Max helping me pull a bumper off of a car
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Max is so tired, he couldn't even get in his bed all the way at work
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Partsguy, no pics
Just a couple pics of Max the super dog.....
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I'm home from work, so it's time to be last.

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Cruisequeen that sure is a beautiful bird.

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WHAT A CUTE DOGGIE IS HE/SHE YOURS?



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Not my doggy I was dogsitting. This one's my maggie dog. I can't see your picture right now cause I'm stay at work and we have a blocker. But African Grey is a cool bird. Does yours talk? I heard a story about a missing African Grey. However this bird's cage was by the telephone. Due to this fact the bird learned the voicemail message and would repeat it. The message included the owner's phone number. The person who found the bird just called the number the bird kept repeating and they got the bird back.
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kat cute dog
is he/she a silky terrier?

My grey talks alot! some of the things he says - "Royal Caribbean", "let's cruise", "I need a cruise".


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Getting late for me, but I had to be last one more time.

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kat cute dog
is he/she a silky terrier?

My grey talks alot! some of the things he says - "Royal Caribbean", "let's cruise", "I need a cruise".


hmmm.....i'm last
She is a Maggie Mutt She is a little big to be full bred Silky terrier. But she has some type of terrier in her. She is about 45 pounds. She is like an amazon benji.
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