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Old December 13th, 2007, 12:14 PM
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coupla nuts for the winter, huh?
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Holy Ass Batman.
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Quote:
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Mom just EXUDES class, huh judge?
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Old December 13th, 2007, 05:49 PM
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EVERYBODY COMES TO HOLLYWOOD!


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OK...we are approaching the 10 barrier until we set sail. (Cruise sets at 1700PST on the 23rd, I dunno why my count down is 4 hours earlier.

Speaking of hours....cruise starts in 20 minutes less than 242 hours from now.

Catch a flight @ 6pm Saturday night so VACATION starts in 229 hours!!

But, who's counting?




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Old December 13th, 2007, 06:24 PM
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OK...we are approaching the 10 barrier until we set sail. (Cruise sets at 1700PST on the 23rd, I dunno why my count down is 4 hours earlier.

Speaking of hours....cruise starts in 20 minutes less than 242 hours from now.

Catch a flight @ 6pm Saturday night so VACATION starts in 229 hours!!

But, who's counting?




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Lucky you cruising in a few days!

And I'm last AGAIN!
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Congrats on being last
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Who's last? I get confused

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What I have learned on this thread:
Britney Spears needs hair.
Janet Jackon needs a young stud.
Francisco Sandoval Rios has big feet (you know what that means girls!)
Girlfriend should not be in that pink outfit
oh yeah and Dan is leaving on a cruise in less than 242 hours
and Finally

I'm Last
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Kat notices the feet and I now leave in 10 minutes more than 240 hours
all is norm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by katlady
What I have learned on this thread:
Britney Spears needs hair.
Janet Jackon needs a young stud.
Francisco Sandoval Rios has big feet (you know what that means girls!)
Girlfriend should not be in that pink outfit
oh yeah and Dan is leaving on a cruise in less than 242 hours
and Finally

I'm Last
Is there anything else in the world to learn about??? There is alot of important information in this thread!


BYE BYE BYE - I'M LAST
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The good ole days
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I feel as though I have been intimate with the Brit Meister...and I need a long shower!



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Rinker if you were intimate with Brit then you might as well add Madonna to your list!


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WHEN THE WORLD GETS IN MY FACE I SAY HAVE A NICE DAY!


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