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Old July 3rd, 2009, 10:16 PM
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I'm sure Stewie would be fun to cruise with, but I bet that all the gang would be fun to cruise with as well.

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We are on page 399. We will make page 400 on the 4th of july. 8)

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Kat. I am sure that you have all the cows groomed and the chickens preened and all ready to dance. 8)

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Kat. I am sure that you have all the cows groomed and the chickens preened and all ready to dance. 8)

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Kat does keep the cows and chickens in tip top shape!! 8)
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Good night gang

I have to get some sleep so that I can crank up the posting tomorrow.

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Sorry it was 93 degree at 5:30PM over here. So the cows and chickens came with me for a swim. 8) The chickens are pretty good swimmers, but the cows could use a little work.
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Good morning gang.

Happy Independence day.

Whatever you do, have a great day.


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Happy 4th of July!!






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Thank you for that beautifull display CQ. And it was nice to see your post.
I don't want to reach page 400 all by myself.

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I think page 400 should be here shortly!!!
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I think page 400 should be here shortly!!!
8)

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Fireworks tonite will be for the 4th of July AND the Gang reaching page 400!
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Doing my small part to help reach page 400.

Have a great 4th of July!!!
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We plan to go see the fireworks tonight if the weather cooperates.

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Graduation Party today!!! Waiting for guests to arrive! 8)
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Happy 4th of July. We are getting closer to page 400. CQ I like you new avatar and the fireworks.
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Graduation Party today!!! Waiting for guests to arrive! 8)
Have a fun Grad party. I'm sending you some California sun.
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Have a wonderfull party and a great day. And I wish the graduates a bright future.

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Quote:
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I'm sending you some California sun.
Thanks! We can sure use some Sun!!! 8) 8)
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I too wish all of my "Mates" a GREAT Independence day, and plan to do my small part in reaching that elusive page 400!

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I went to have lunch with my mom and now it's time to post again. After a backyard picninic lter this afternoon at a neighbor's house we will try to see the fireworks. We need for Kat to send some California sunshine.

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Just finished a traditional 4th of July lunch of hamburgers from the grill, with the usual potato chips, and some good old watermelon! The lovely Mrs. Jones (Vita) got to have a Heineken or two, but since I'm on call, I have to refrain from such refreshing drinks. (GatorAde for me). Hope all of you are having a relaxing day as well.

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CQ, I just noticed your new avatar. It sure is unique. 8)

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CQ is having a sexy party - at least that's what Stewie called it.
That Stewie sure knows how to have a good time! He must be fun to cruise with! 8)
Actually, Stewie shot his mother on a cruise and framed his father for it :< , but it was all virtual reality.. Maybe he is more fun on land
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Everybody have a great 4th. The DW & I went out to see our local Symphony on the Prairie for their fireworks show and Americana last night. Cool evening, good music and amazing fireworks (and Bahama Mamas). It was a good night.
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Come on Guys and Gals. You're falling down on the job! I thought sure we'd be at 400 when I logged on this evening!
We're just getting started with the evening "noise', and my biggest Schnauzer, "Fritz" is starting to get nervous. He doesn't like loud noises, or thunder worth a damn! I'll have to keep him company all evening, as I'm starting to hear fireworks going off in the distance.
Hope y'all have a GREAT evening. Keep safe!

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We just got home from the fireworks display. The weather cooperated and we had a great evening.

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Good night gang.

I hope you all had a good 4th.

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Good Morning Peeps!

The sun is out! WoooooHooooo!

A week from today will be a sea day and formal nite. 8)

Hope everyone has a great day!!!
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Good morning gang.

Wishing you all a beautifull sunday.

I'm happy for all of you who are cruising soon.

CQ when you come back from the Liberty OTS let me know how she is doing, because I will sailing on her in november.

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Kat is probably still asleep (due to west coast time, but she will have a busy day to get the cows and chickens up and dancing.

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