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Old October 24th, 2007, 04:43 PM
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Now it is my turn to bump you.....this seems to be a place where we get bumped but we don't mind.

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The lady is in the lead
Men take heed
This lady will win
Cos she is last "again"!

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Old October 24th, 2007, 09:56 PM
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You can't win here. You can only last for a bit of time before someone bumps you.
I'm last for now, but it won't be for long.

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Old October 24th, 2007, 10:22 PM
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The monkey is bumping you. He is from the San Diego Zoo.
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Old October 25th, 2007, 04:23 AM
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Katlady that sure was an awsome bump. You sure don't monkey around.

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Being last is the best.
So let me be a guest
And keep this spot a bit
Until someone else see's fit
to bump me from my spot.
it shouldn't hurt alot!

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I started this idiocy, now I'm ending it. I'm last............nah, nah, nah, nah.....

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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:05 AM
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looks like it is me again.
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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:45 AM
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not anymore...........it's me!

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I hate to lose...it is me again
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Kat, that monkey looks pretty serious. He is probably contemplating... "Hey, those fires are getting close. Get me out of here!"

I'm the last one here.
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Old October 25th, 2007, 12:31 PM
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This monkey says "do you feel luck punk? Well do ya."
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Left turn Clyde............
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I never argue with someone who walks on their knuckles
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it's me again.
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Bye bye parts guy it's my turn to be last.

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I'll bee back
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it's me again [/img]
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Bueller?Bueller?
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Partsguy, LAST, I think not!
Is that the best you've got?????
A picture here, a picture there!
Not a rhyme anywhere!
Now I'm last, it's no longer you,
Who is next, take your cue!

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Old October 25th, 2007, 05:14 PM
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Isn't he cute!
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Hello...it's me again...I guess pictures are the best I can do....
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Katlady i love your pictures. I almost feel bad about bumping you.

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Sorry Manuel....
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Thanks Manuel my hubby took the pics at the San Diego Zoo. Partsguy I like your pics to. Oh by the way this little birdie says I'm last.
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I THINK THE BIRD IS WRONG.
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Old October 25th, 2007, 06:24 PM
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no he is not
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You all are wasting your time
I'll be the last one to shine
Up until late, up again early
I'll always be last, it's for surely.

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Old October 25th, 2007, 11:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Thomas
You all are wasting your time
I'll be the last one to shine
Up until late, up again early
I'll always be last, it's for surely.

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The time difference is friend I'm from the west coast the rest of you are toast.
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Oh fu.
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