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Old December 20th, 2007, 10:45 AM
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Mia looks just like our Misty, only different.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 10:56 AM
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Mia looks just like our Misty, only different.
Just like Mia only different how is Misty different from Mia?
Mia scared the heck out of my cat charlie he ran from her. Mia is trying to play with my fat cat Elwood. He is not with it. Maggie controls the situation when Elwood starts to get mad at Mia; Maggie steps in a separates the dog and cat. It's so cute.
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Lessee,
Misty's legs are about 3 inches long...she's about 16 inches long her... ears lay flat on her head....she is black with a brown throat and eyebrows...and, oh yeah, she's weiner dog.
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Old December 20th, 2007, 11:25 AM
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Misty's legs are about 3 inches long...she's about 16 inches long her... ears lay flat on her head....she is black with a brown throat and eyebrows...and, oh yeah, she's weiner dog.
Like this? These dogs are so cute.
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The Katlady has dogs.
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animals are great...we have 1 dog and 2 cats
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animals are great...we have 1 dog and 2 cats
Same here 1 dog (female) and 2 Cats (Male). Some fish. I'm just dogsitting little Mia. My dog loves her.
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I beat you all ---

2 dogs Golden retreiver and Smooth coat collie both male

1 cat devon rex female

1 african grey parrot male

2 cockatiels male or female? not sure

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Kat,
That's Misty 2 years ago. She's up to 12 pounds now and 14 years old.
She has slowed down quite a bit because of back problems.
I built a ramp to the back yard and another to the couch.
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What a good dad you are. My kitties have thier own screened in porch area with ramps so they can get up high.
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Well, if I didn't build the ramps she would just jump down, hurt her back and off we go to the vet at 300 bucks a pop.
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You guys certainly are great pet owners.

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I have no kids but spoiled pets. My cat Charlie is mad and me. He is not scared of my dog Maggie (45 pounds), But Mia (5 pounds) scares the heck out of him, I have the cat starches to prove it.
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Kat,

My baby girl (kitten) got fixed on wed. and I pick her up today at vet. can't wait to see her.

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I have no kids but spoiled pets. My cat Charlie is mad and me. He is not scared of my dog Maggie (45 pounds), But Mia (5 pounds) scares the heck out of him, I have the cat starches to prove it.
My wife and I are the same way. We can't have kids so we spoil the heck out of our animals(and nieces and nephews). My mom calls my dog Max her "granddog". If we go away and can't take Max, my parents get excited to watch him.
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CQ I want to see pictures of your kitten. Partsguy that's the way it goes my nephew is so spoiled. My sister (crazysis) is the only one of the family with a kid.
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I hope you all have extra time to enjoy your pets this holiday season.
But now I have to say I'm last

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I hope you all have extra time to enjoy your pets this holiday season.
But now I have to say I'm last

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I have time to enjoy my pets everyday. And now I am last
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Ok here is my girl her name is Bella she is 7 months old weighs only 3.7 pds. She came from an excellent breeder in Texas. She cost me as much as the price of a cruise!

Bella and myself stick together since we are the only females in the home.
DH, 2 human boys, 2 dogs, parrot - all male!



and she is spoiled rotten! She is such a DIVA! 8)

and I'm last!
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Is that gonna grow into something?
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Is that gonna grow into something?

2 MORE DAYS RINKER
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Partsguy...YEP and we fly out tomorrow night!!!!
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I would hate to see his light bill
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Such a cute little kitten. Does she have a loud meow?
I was just gotta ask Rinker how many days before the cruise.
Here is a shocking news story! Watch out of the Kebbler cookies.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40515/1
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You DO know that story is a joke, right?
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