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Old December 21st, 2007, 11:56 AM
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the Onion is a fine source of news....I remember when they were just a little paper in Madison.
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Extra Extra read all about it. The Headline reads:
"Katlady is Last! HA HA"
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now a retraction needs to be printed to state that
PartsGuy is last
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Old December 21st, 2007, 12:44 PM
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An error was made Partsguy is last.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 01:10 PM
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I'm last
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Old December 21st, 2007, 01:21 PM
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No you're not.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 01:23 PM
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..am too!
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nice retraction Katlady...
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Old December 21st, 2007, 01:37 PM
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Quote:
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nice retraction Katlady...
Thanks I thought you would like that.
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rinker is not last again
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Old December 21st, 2007, 02:14 PM
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maybe not last, but definitely back aft.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 02:30 PM
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maybe not last, but definitely back aft.
do you have a balcony on your upcoming cruise?
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Unfortunately, there were no more available.
I am hoping we will not suffer a let down....we'll just spend more time on deck.

<----The reference to 'back aft' was me in the back of the boat.

Our cabin is almost exactly midships.
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You are all wrong!! I am last !!!
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Well, time for a hair cut and last minute cruise shopping!!!



Last...but, not for long.
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Old December 21st, 2007, 03:48 PM
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Well, time for a hair cut and last minute cruise shopping!!!



Last...but, not for long.
Two days have a good flight I will put up the San Diego Cam so we can watch you sail away.
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hmmm....I'm last!
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Sorry but the traveling man is last.
I wiil be traveling 1 week from today.

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Old December 21st, 2007, 05:22 PM
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NO TM I'M LAST
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Old December 21st, 2007, 05:26 PM
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I tought i was last

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TM

you mentioned you are going to Europe where abouts?
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I will be flying to Amsterdam, stay a couple days then go to Frankfort, Germany,stay three days then fly to Portugal for few days then back to Amsterdam tor a flight home. Thanks for asking

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Never been to any of those places! Just Italy Milan/Venice/Rome.
Watched World cup games Italy Vs Germany in Italy in the 90's.
8) 8)
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I have been to Italy eleven times, Venice and Roime were my favorites in Italy. I sure would have loved to have been there for those world cup games.

PS I would love to have an African grey parrot

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you have to get one. they are great very smart. sometimes too smart.

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Quote:
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Well, time for a hair cut and last minute cruise shopping!!!



Last...but, not for long.
Two days have a good flight I will put up the San Diego Cam so we can watch you sail away.
I'll be the guy with the shortest hair on the pier! (wife directed the cutting and she loves it).
If you can avoid it, DO NOT SHOP!!
Next guy who cuts in line and then feigns ignorance.....
Well, happy holidays to him
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Manuel,
I'm a Navy brat and as such was lucky enough to live in Paris and Stuttgart.
Part of the deal was we visited many cities and countries.
We did Amsterdam and Rotterdam plus Rome.
There were many others but I wanted to mention the ones you are going to.
I'm jealous!
Have a ball and be careful.
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Is Amsterdam where Hostel takes place?
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Rinker, enjoy your cruise, I be going on mine on the 28th.

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Thank you Manuel.
There is this attraction in the Netherlands.
A miniature city...
Ma dur a dam....horrible spelling, I know


As a 9 year old...I was just enthralled.
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