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Old December 21st, 2007, 11:12 PM
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Old December 21st, 2007, 11:31 PM
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Christmas shopping is done and wrapped. I will make Eggnog pie so I need to shop for that stuff. I think the only thing I have is the rum. Manuel you are going to Portugal on this cruise. If you are in Lisbon get some of those roasted chestnuts for me. I love those things. All you people who have been to Venice what should I see I will go for the first time in May. Right now I see I'm last.
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Hi Kat on this cruise it,s just the Caribbean. I,m not going to Portugal till september. But I must say those chestnuts in Lisbon sure bring back memories. I came to the US when I was 11 but then after my Vietnam experience I needed to get away so I lived in Portugal for almost 2 years. Now when we roast cestnuts over here they are not the same.

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rinker, it's almost time. Have a great Christmas and cruise.
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Rinker have a very merry christmas while on your cruise

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Thank you and Bless you all.

We are now hearing of two hour delays at the airport

Good thing we are going a day early.
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Thank you and Bless you all.

We are now hearing of two hour delays at the airport

Good thing we are going a day early.
Good luck with your flight.
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good luck with everything rinker and have a GREAT time!!
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I'm going 2 days before my cruise, it's allways hectic this time of the year.

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Old December 22nd, 2007, 05:52 PM
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manuel you have a great time too!!
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 06:22 PM
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All these people cruising and I'm stuck at home.
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 06:26 PM
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Opps crazysis used my computer and forgot to sign out. I guess I can either PM a brunch of people as Csis or sign her out.
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 06:27 PM
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I'm I me again?
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Killing time...this is the worst part
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ill say you are killling time! and kat i tried to sign out but you wouldnt let me!! you just kick me off the computer and then out of the house!
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Old December 22nd, 2007, 07:10 PM
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You were drinking all the booze again.
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thats what you get for leaving me alone with your bar!!
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If I was tere I would drink too.

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Old December 22nd, 2007, 10:22 PM
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who's drinking without me????
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Cq if I ever meet you on cruise I will buy you a drink. By the way I'm glad you like soccer.

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Ok sounds like a plan! I'll have a Mojito!
TM is becoming my #1 CM friend that's because you like soccer!



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It's a pleasure to be your friend. I can't help liking soccer with a Portuguese father and a Brazilian mother it comes naturally.

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Old December 22nd, 2007, 10:46 PM
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yes you have soccer in your blood.
Did you ever play soccer?
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I only played as a kid. When I came to th US it was not popular over here.

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Yes I know what you mean! Many kids in the U.S. never really learn the correct way to play soccer. Kids in the U.S. learn to take the ball dribble and shoot and don't play as a team. Passing skill are horrible and kids are running after the ball all the time. The ball should come to your feet from your teammate. My son gets mad :evil: He wants to move to Europe. He is a big soccer freak. My house sits on a nice piece of property so we turfed a section of the yard for him and made great goal posts. After $3,000 of Turf he is a happy kid!

Soccer will never be big in the U.S.
There is Europe football then there is american soccer two different games.
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This is what I left Csis alone with. Now it's empty!
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This is what I left Csis alone with. Now it's empty!
Kat I'm coming over! 8)
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This is a sad Christmas poem but oh so true! Many people should not be pet owners!

Never buy a dog in a pet store (don't support puppy mills)

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A CHRISTMAS POEM



It's Christmas morning~and what do I see?

Many homes near and far with a puppy under the tree!

The kids are in awe~what a cute sight~

They PROMISE to care for him~day and night

Soon the novelty wears off~and puppy is left all alone~

Sitting in his crate~without even a bone.

Don't let him out~except to poop and pee~

He chewed the furniture the other day you see,

Time goes by~and the puppy grows

the last time he played,nobody knows!

The family decides~to give him away,

So off to the shelter~that's where he'll stay!

He has grown to be an adult, and black besides,

Nobody wants him, so in the kennel he hides.

Then one day his time was up

He vaguely remembers when he was a pup.

They come to get him~OH MAYBE A NEW HOME!

Instead he's lead to the GAS CHAMBER~TO DIE ALONE!
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CQ all I can say is that your posts make a lot of sense. iI wish your son good luck with his soccer playing.

Merry Christmas from the the traveling man

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