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Old September 13th, 2010, 09:44 AM
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My entire body is sore ,I'm bandaged on several body areas
Ouch, I'm sorry to hear that I hope you start feeling better soon.
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Kat, you got a rough start to your morning today, but look on the bright side. Things can only get better as week goes by.

Real Madrid and Barcelona are not off to a good star this year.

And as far as Benfica............:|.... ... Need I say more?

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I do have some good news.

I leave for Portugal two weeks from today.

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Good Morning Gang -

Had a full, busy and fun weekend - judged the Foods Div at the State Fair on Friday - on Sat it was all about my grandson - he's such a cutie and looks really sharp in his wranglers and other cowboy gear - guess a lot of folks thought so as well, everyone commented on him.

The funny part was to see this "mini" cowboy dancing to the music by the Tropical Shores Steel Drum trio - I wish I'd had a video camera instead of the regular camera. After two songs, though I told my dd that we'd better leave after a comment was made by the lead performer. I don't know if he was joking or what - " it's hard to concentrate on these drums when I look out and see this little cowboy dancing" - no smile, nothing - just the comment.

Oh, well, we had fun, and he enjoyed himself!

Now it's back to work - get some rest and plan my trip to Sacramento in two weeks - I'm excited I get to meet Kat!!!

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Now it's back to work - get some rest and plan my trip to Sacramento in two weeks - I'm excited I get to meet Kat!!!

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I would love to meet Kat as well. Maybe someday when I visit California. And I do own her a bet.

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After two songs, though I told my dd that we'd better leave after a comment was made by the lead performer. I don't know if he was joking or what - " it's hard to concentrate on these drums when I look out and see this little cowboy dancing" - no smile, nothing - just the comment.
You would think steel drum players should be used to people dancing. Maybe little cowboys throw him off.
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You would think steel drum players should be used to people dancing. Maybe little cowboys throw him off.
Or maybe they had a bad disposition.

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I do have some good news.

I leave for Portugal two weeks from today.

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Henry, I try to do my little part to help keep the airlines flying.

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Manuel ,that is very nice of you .
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Old September 13th, 2010, 08:24 PM
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TM - good for you (keeping the airlines flying). That means somebody should be in business when I need to go somewhere.
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Manuel ,that is very nice of you .
I worked 35 years for a company that makes aircraft engines.

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I worked 35 years for a company that makes aircraft engines.

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One of my alltime favorite novels is Quality Of Mercy by my favorite author :Faye Kellerman .It takes place in Lisbon in the 15th. century
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One of my alltime favorite novels is Quality Of Mercy by my favorite author :Faye Kellerman .It takes place in Lisbon in the 15th. century
I am going to get it and read it.

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Its actually the 16th. century .It takes place in the mid to late 1500's
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Its actually the 16th. century .It takes place in the mid to late 1500's
I see that you like to precise with your centuries.

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I try to be precise with everthything ,
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Good Evening Gang, Happy Mojita Monday

Kat sounds like you had the Monday that everyone dreads ... look on the bright side, it's almost over now :-D

Bob ... congrats on the decision to take the 8 day cruise, I'm sure you will enjoy it.

Manny, I know you are counting the days until your trip to Portugal, through all of your posts I can tell how much you love that country and will enjoy your visit.

Henry, I wish you a speedy recovery, and I hope you are not hurting too badly.

B-Momma, the story of your grand baby is soooo funny, I have a mental picture of him in my head dancing to a steel drum band in his cowboy outfit (oh btw... I still haven't given up on Triumph, I sent you an e-mail tonight)

CQ .. wherever you are ... we are thinking of you!

Have a great night all!
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Henry, you are indeed precise. Your daily music thread could only be done by a person who is very well organized and precise.

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Thank you very much , Manuel .
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Thanks ,T.C. I am very fortunate to have a wife who spent 27 years as an RN .That helps immensely in my medical care .
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Manny, I know you are counting the days until your trip to Portugal, through all of your posts I can tell how much you love that country and will enjoy your visit.
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Yes, I am looking forward to my trip to Portugal. There are some sights, sounds and tastes that I want to experience again.
I am proud to be an American citizen and also love the USA, but once in a while I enjoy going back to my roots.

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CQ .. wherever you are ... we are thinking of you!

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Yes CQ, we miss you and hope that you are OK.

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Good Night Gang!

I leave you with an observation .... it is the simple things in life that make you the happiest.

Do you remember how much happiness is in an empty box? Have a look at my PGB's (Precious Grand Babies)

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TC, your PGB's are so adorable!

And that beautiful picture does remind us that sometimes the simple things are the best.

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Good morning gang

Happy Long Island iced tea tuesday.

We are having a beautiful sunny day. I have a few things to do in my garden and the I will visit my mom and bring her outdoors so she can enjoy the sunshine.

Hope that a nice day is had by all the gang.

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Good Morning TM and the rest of the Gang!!

We had a storm last evening - lots of thunder, lightening and some rain - it continued until the early hours of morning - but I guess i was tired enough I slept through most of it!!

Now back to work today, and lots to get done -

hope everyone has a great day!

TM - enjoy the sunshine and the time with your mom as she feels the warmth of the sun and your love!
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Good Morning Gang,

TC - you grand babies are indeed precious. Are they preparing to be shipped to Grandmother?
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Beautiful GB's and a beautiful warm sunny day in NY
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