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Old September 16th, 2010, 08:48 AM
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Good morning gang.

Happy tequila thursday

It's OK for Bob to have wine.:-D

Have a great day everybody.

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Old September 16th, 2010, 10:13 AM
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Good Morning Gang!

The mention of weight has me gasping :eek: In high school I wore a size 7 ... but that was a L O N G time ago in a galexy far away I am afraid that I have at least doubled in size since then I like to blame the weight gain on having a baby .. but that was 30 years ago so that excuse no longer works. Then I blamed it on quit smoking ... but that's been more than 20 years ago So I guess I'll just have to admit that I like to eat

I'm off to get a donut to have with my coffee :razz: Have a great day everyone!
I have lost a bunch of weight that is not the problem. The problem is the weight keeps finding my again. I think it's hiding in the jelly donut waiting for me. I wonder in total how much weight I have lost and then gained back. I don't think I would want to know. It's not my fault I love food. Bahamamomma is coming for a 3 day visit and I have already given her names of 5 restaurants to try out. That is because I have my favorite Japanse place, my favorite steak house, my favorite seafood place, my favorite Italian place, and my favorite fondue place. I was a more picky eater as a kid. Now not so much.

I hope everyone has a nice tequila thursday expected Kathy who will enjoy a Tropical punch Thursday. Tropical Punch (Non-Alcoholic) This website has a nice non Alcoholic drink section.
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Old September 16th, 2010, 11:36 AM
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Hello again.

With the talk about weight, I just want to say that I don't worry about it.
My DW and I are overweight, but enjoy life and each other's company.

So we are happy and that is the main thing.

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Old September 16th, 2010, 11:55 AM
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Hi Gang!

I know we all want to look our best and in doing that we all worry about weight gain - I've come to the point - as you get older your body changes and it has to do with what we put in our mouth, also our metabolism and how active we want to be.

As TM said, he and his wife are happy with each other and they are happy. If you are not happy with yourself, then you'll always be on that weight roller-coaster - I've been a roller-coaster rider myself - not happy about it, but I realize someone has to be super skinny and that's not me!

TC - you looked great on that cruise we were on together!

Kat - I'm excited about all the interesting food places you're sending me!
I love to eat!, so I'll be in heaven while I'm in Sacramento!!

Boss, just came in and told me he's leaving for the day - guess I'm in charge!? now the fun begins

have a great rest of the day - I know I will!
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Hello again.

With the talk about weight, I just want to say that I don't worry about it.
My DW and I are overweight, but enjoy life and each other's company.

So we are happy and that is the main thing.

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My theory on life is that you should live it as you desire . Nobody should decide for you how you should dress ,wear your hair ,etc .For most of my adult life I've had long hair and a very long beard .It was my choice .
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My theory on life is that you should live it as you desire . Nobody should decide for you how you should dress ,wear your hair ,etc .For most of my adult life I've had long hair and a very long beard .It was my choice .
It's a very good theory. I have allways pretty much felt the same way.

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Old September 16th, 2010, 02:54 PM
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We seem to concurr on most things ,Manuel
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Old September 16th, 2010, 04:08 PM
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Happy Tequila Thursday everyone!!

Weekend is almost here!!

Have a wonderful evening all!!!

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We seem to concurr on most things ,Manuel
Yes we do. Either we are both smart or we are both nuts.

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CQ, it's nice to see you post again. And that is a cute picture on your avatar.

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Old September 16th, 2010, 06:44 PM
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Yes we do. Either we are both smart or we are both nuts.

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The latter for sure .I hope you are not having the weather that we have here .There was a tornado alert earlier for NYC and my area .My wife and I were in the car as the storm began ,somehow we arrived home safely .Cars were overturned ,windows blown out ,fallen trees and power lines .She was driving without vision .
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Henry, our weather is not that bad but we are getting strong winds and rain.
We are expecting lousy weather all night. We just got home and will stay in until tomrrow morning.

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Old September 16th, 2010, 09:42 PM
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Good Night Gang,

I've done too much work today - time to wine down.

Henry - I will wave my pony tail good night to you
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Old September 16th, 2010, 10:06 PM
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Well, our Alaska season is winding down as we have only 20 more cruise ships to visit Victoria this year with the last one on October 3, 2010.
Sea Princess is in tomorrow at 6am PST so I'll take a visit during my chores and then back here again on September 27, 2010.
She will then begin her leg down the Pacific Coast , thru the Panama Canal and into the Caribbean to begin her Barbados return 14 night cycle into the Islands.
A lot of my UK friends will start flying into Barbados on regular charters each two weeks and we ourselves will be on the November 15 sailing.

The weather here is peasoup fog with ships horns sounding.

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I've done too much work today - time to wine down.

Henry - I will wave my pony tail good night to you
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Is anybody still up or did you all go to bed?

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Hello Manuel,
Still up , only 8pm pst for me, just posted about 25 minutes ago on this thread


ps: did you all hear that Mexico will not allow any purchases over $100 unless in pesos, this is to slow down money laundry action and also sccounts can not be opened in one transaction over $10,000
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Good night gang.


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Good Morning Kids!


Happy Open Bar Friday!


I'll be going to the dentist today. After my root canal last week dr. gave me a temp. crown for two weeks however last nite it fell off. I put it back in for now. I'll have to call the dentist when they open up at 9am.

Dentist was not on the agenda today. I now have to squeeze in a dentist appt in between my already jam packed day. :-x

But it's all good cause it's open bar friday!!!


Have a super awesome day everyone!!!!!


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Good morning gang.

Let's all have a great open bar friday.

Good luck with your tooth CQ. I rmember years ago, I had a temporary crown and I broke it, but it all worked out in the eventually.

Robh, we did have our act together!!

OK gang enjoy the day and get ready for the weekend. :-)

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Good Morning Gang,

Rob, we have only been to Barbados once and just barely (we did the submarine as a excursion) but the DW & I both would like to return. We have thought a cruise plus a little pre or post cruise time would be wonderful.

CQ - good luck at the dentist.

Henry - my ponytail is hiding behind my head in the avatar. I harvest it every few years for Locks of Love.
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Henry that was scary for your wife. I'm glad she is okay.

Locks of Love is a wonderful program. When I managed the salon we would cut people's hair and send it to Locks of Love.

CQ good luck with your tooth I hope they can get you in soon.

I had a blast last night. My mom wasn't feeling well so I got her ticket to spotlight. It's and event where area restaurants and winery set up booths. Some people dress in costume. You walk around eating food and sampling different wines & beer. There was also a raffle and slient auction. I join the raffle and won a $20 gift certificate. The had musical acts around. A trio of ladies sang songs from the 40s and an opera singer. They were very good. I had a nice time and I would be it again.
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Kat, you sure manage to post early for a California girl.

By the way keep the cows and in chickens in shape. I am hoping to see them before I leave for Portugal on the 27th.

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Manuel ,what will this board be like while you are away ? Definitely not the same .
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Henry that was scary for your wife. I'm glad she is okay.

Locks of Love is a wonderful program. When I managed the salon we would cut people's hair and send it to Locks of Love.

CQ good luck with your tooth I hope they can get you in soon.

I had a blast last night. My mom wasn't feeling well so I got her ticket to spotlight. It's and event where area restaurants and winery set up booths. Some people dress in costume. You walk around eating food and sampling different wines & beer. There was also a raffle and slient auction. I join the raffle and won a $20 gift certificate. The had musical acts around. A trio of ladies sang songs from the 40s and an opera singer. They were very good. I had a nice time and I would be it again.


Its so sunny here this morning and it will be so the next few days
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Rob, we have only been to Barbados once and just barely (we did the submarine as a excursion) but the DW & I both would like to return. We have thought a cruise plus a little pre or post cruise time would be wonderful.

CQ - good luck at the dentist.

Henry - my ponytail is hiding behind my head in the avatar. I harvest it every few years for Locks of Love.
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Good Morning Gang!

Henry - hope you and the wife are doing ok - after driving thru a storm like that - of course I'm from Ks. so during the early spring and sometimes in Sept we get to experience those types of storms -sometimes just getting cleaned up from one when another hits -

CQ - glad to see your post, sorry about the tooth - I'm not a lover of dentists and mine is quite aware of that - so he always steps back when he says I have to come back sooner than my 6 mo checkup!

Kat - they could have waited until I arrived to have Spotlight - that sounds so fun!!!

Well, everyone have a great day and a fantastic weekend!
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