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Old September 21st, 2010, 08:34 PM
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Hey gang this will be my last post of the day. Had and nice belated birthday call from my big sis. Always a pleasure.
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Bob's last post of the day brought us to page 498!

8) :-)

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Slow night for posting tonight.

Must be a lot of TV watching going on.

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I was babysitting from late this afternoon till a short while ago
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Old September 21st, 2010, 09:43 PM
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Good evening kids!!:-D

A quick hello to all!!!

Hope everyone enjoyed their tequila today!

We are getting to page 500 shortly!!

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Old September 21st, 2010, 09:44 PM
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Slow night for posting tonight.

Must be a lot of TV watching going on.

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Yes big tv nite.....Glee and Dancing with the Stars :-)
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Old September 21st, 2010, 09:49 PM
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I've yet to watch Glee ,however ,I did DVR tonights show
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 12:06 AM
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I started out watching tv, but I fell asleep.

So I did not help in the posting.

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OK gang I will say good night for now.

Let's get cracking tomorrow. We still have a lot of posts before page 500.

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Good Morning Gang,

It is a wine down Wednesday and we have two pages to go before the cows and chickens dance. Will they come by chicken bus
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Good morning gang

........Happy wine down wednesday! :-) :razz:

Bob poses an interesting question. What form of tranportation will the cows and chickens use

Enjoy your day, and help us get to see the dancing critters.

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48 more posts is all we need to wake up the cows and chickens.

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Old September 22nd, 2010, 10:01 AM
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I like the chicken bus, but now will the cows get here? The Cows and Chickens have been awake since 4:45AM Pacific time. They are early raisers.

It looked like rain yesterday, but we didn't get any. Bahamamomma you will be in town the just as "Burn the Floor" starts. On webnesday night don't be surprise if you see a lot of people around your hotel. You are right near the convention center where the shows are at. http://events.sacbee.com/sacramento-...burn-the-floor
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 10:08 AM
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Sunny and very hot here this morning
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Cool and foggy here but suppose to hit 70 today and 85 on saturday?? That has to be a record for here this late in the year.


TM,
I'm glad you said USE TO work on jet engines :-D.

I actually have a life long friend who is a pilot for a major airline and another friend who also use to work on jet engines for Boeing, then he worked on Air Force one many years ago.

I always hate turbulance, thats what really scares me and my friend who is the pilot told me that he doesnt even consider it turbulance until his coffee cup hits the ceiling in the cockpit! They just have to turn on those seat belt signs for the wimps like me

Well today I am making my hubby a birthday cake. I love to bake so this is a good excuse to make a chocolate fudge cake with mocha filling and fudge frosting. Only 5,000 calories a piece. Luckily birthday cakes are fat and calorie free when eaten on the birthday. Good excuse to pig out on it!!

I will try to check back later to help us get to the chickens and cows dancing quicker! I am off to bake. Luckily everyone is gone so I get the beaters and bowl all to myself
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I too have friends who used to work for Boeing but many decades ago
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 10:40 AM
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The cows had better watch out for trains - they might get 'caught'
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Old September 22nd, 2010, 11:15 AM
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I'm glad you said USE TO work on jet engines :-D.

Yes it was in the past. Now I am happily retired.

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Hey Gang,

Stormy last night lots of lightening and buckets of rain - now today is sunny and starting out cool but will get warmer as the day goes on.

Kat - as a matter of fact the hotel we're staying in is holding the Northern California Premium Sake Fest - we're debating whether or not we want to pay out the cost of this activity - $60 advance and $70 at the door.

We're sure there's so much to do and we just want to do it all!! I'll have to check out the "Burn the Floor" and see what that's all about!!

Not much going on at work today - most of the guys are at meetings, the boss is gone - so what's a person to do ........ don't worry I'll figure it out real quick:-)

ok, phone is ringing now, so it's to work I must go........

will check in later.......
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We are having a summer-like day. It would be nice if this weather would last.

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Good Afternoon Gang,

Bahama's thunderstorms have made it to Indiana. The DW has gone to collect her grandmother and dog who will be staying with us for a couple of days. The house will be livelier with the pitter patter for four litter feet.
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. The house will be livelier with the pitter patter for four litter feet.
Bob, you have a way with words....Enjoy your company.

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Bob - you can have the storms, although I can't believe there's much strength in them - seems all the strength was left here for us to dry out from.

Still pretty quiet here at work, I'm leaving in about 1 1/2 hours - as I have a meeting and then home to get ready to eat with friends - should be interesting as we'll be having a lot of different Korean foods

hope everyone is having a good day -

Kathy - how's that cake coming along?
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Kathy I wish your husband a very happy birthday.

That cake sounds yummy.:-)

I'm off to visit my mom. I will be baaack this evening.

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Cake is out of the toaster oven and it is cooked to perfection.
It didnt burn which was what I feared due to the heat is produced by a broiler on top and bottom which can burn the top easily.

Since I cant eat it I snitched a tiny pieces off the bottom and gave to my son and he said it was delicious and very moist.

So now after it cools I will make the french vanilla mousse and fill it. Chill and then make the fudge frosting.

He is going to have to do a lot of dog walking to work off those calories


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Cake is out of the toaster oven and it is cooked to perfection.
It didnt burn which was what I feared due to the heat is produced by a broiler on top and bottom which can burn the top easily.

Since I cant eat it I snitched a tiny pieces off the bottom and gave to my son and he said it was delicious and very moist.

So now after it cools I will make the french vanilla mousse and fill it. Chill and then make the fudge frosting.

He is going to have to do a lot of dog walking to work off those calories


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That sounds like a very delicious cake. If was you neighbor I would go over to have a slice.

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"To eat or not to eat ,that is the question ."
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"To eat or not to eat ,that is the question ."
I usually choose to eat.

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