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Old October 26th, 2007, 01:03 AM
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Oh fu.
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I love the west coast. We have been to the san diego zoo. So those pictures bring back memories.
I almost forgot to say, I'M LAST.

PS. you daily posters make this a lot of fun

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See, I told you I'd be up early to be last again.

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[img]C:\My Documents\My Pictures\Peter.jpg[/img]
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Old October 26th, 2007, 11:15 AM
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Look into my eyes I'm last you want me to be last you are getting sleepy sleepy.
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Old October 26th, 2007, 11:27 AM
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[img]C:\My Documents\My Pictures\what you looking at.jpg[/img]
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Old October 26th, 2007, 11:46 AM
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Partsguy the cougar disagrees.
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I saw the topic and looked for jokes.....
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[img]C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\2007_0225Other0016.JPG[img]
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Old October 26th, 2007, 01:14 PM
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Ok, no problem.
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This makes me sad that everyone keeps trying to take the last post away from me.
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Old October 26th, 2007, 03:10 PM
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Bummer dude.
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This post isn't for cry babies, it's for those who enjoy bumping others and then getting bumped. I'm last for now but i'm sure it won't last.
But it's fun, while it lasts.
I WILL BE BACK.

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Look at me!!!! I'm last. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.............just the same position I had in the lottery.

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Old October 26th, 2007, 04:31 PM
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NOT ANYMORE.

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Old October 26th, 2007, 04:38 PM
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Duck!!!I'm last
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Goose...I'm it.....
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Old October 26th, 2007, 05:05 PM
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You can be last, but it doesn't last long, and I will be back again
and again untill the cows come home.

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Time for a joke?
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Where does a General keep his Armies?
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...up his sleevies!!!

RIM SHOT!!!
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The joke was not so hot.
I'm last again and I'll be back.

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Manuel,
You're right.
I can do better...and will.
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It's my turn now
the rest can wait
who's bumping now
take the bait!

I'm last!
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