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Old November 12th, 2010, 09:52 PM
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I always hated the idea of being grey ,now I love it .
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It's better to be gray than to be bald.

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Mine is going from brown to AWOL.
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Old November 13th, 2010, 09:13 AM
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Good Morning Gang,

Another beautiful day here in Indy. High of 69 before the rains come tonight. I think it will act like fall then.
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Old November 13th, 2010, 11:25 AM
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Another beautiful day in southern NY
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Good afternoon gang

It's also a beautiful warm day in Central Ct.

Hope everyone is enjoying the weekend.

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I was just out ,people in my area are in shorts and tee shirts ,unbelievable for November .
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I was out in shorts and a tee shirt. It was quite a day for mid november.

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Old November 13th, 2010, 10:12 PM
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Hello all!!

Yes it was nice out today but still not warm enough for shorts.

The last gang guys talking about grays!! Thank goodness the last gang gals Don't get grays. :-D

Speaking of hair color I just got a new look today. After 3 hours at the salon I'm happy with the results. :-D

Enjoy the rest of the weekend everyone!!! It is going to be nice out again on Sunday.
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CQ, I am very happy to see you post. I allways start to worry when stay away from these threads.

About turning gray, my hairdresser say that men look distiguished with gray.
I have known her for thirty years so I believe what she says.

As far as wearing shorts, I only stop wearing them when it gets really cold.

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I wear shorts approximately 2 times a year in NY ,however when vacationing in warm climates I tend to wear them often
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You will need them on you up-coming cruise.

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TM - Not much free time now a days to sit at the computer and post. Always running and on the go. Took Dad for an MRI this morning hoping the results next week will be positive.

As for the Grays many men actually look even better gray or bald. Just two examples....Richard Gere looks much better gray and Howie Mandel looks much better bald then when he had hair.

I need a cruise Looking into the Allure...
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I need a cruise Looking into the Allure...
With your busy lifestyle, going on a cruise is the best way to unwind.

I will be on the Allure on 1-16- 2010.

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Old November 14th, 2010, 11:10 AM
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29 days to my cruise ,I am literally counting the days
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Old November 14th, 2010, 12:20 PM
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Good afternoon gang

Another pleasant day is in store for us, so we are going to enjoy it.

Hopefully, all of you are having a nice sunday.

Henry, take care of yourself so that you can be as fit as possible for your cruise.

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Thanks ,Manuel .If I had to cruise this week I could not go .
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Henry, I am praying that you get better quickly, and I want you to be OK so that we can get together sometime after my cruise on the Allure.

We have a lot to talk about.

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We will definitely get together in the spring or perhaps earlier depending on the weather
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Good morning gang

Let's get the week started!

Happy mojito monday.

Everyone have a nice day and a great week

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Good Morning Gang,

The cold rain rolled through Saturday while I was out working on the leaves. Most are up but we have gone from highs in the 70s to highs in the 50s. Yesterday was a clear crisp fall day.

Obscure football score of the week: Wabash College 47 Depauw University 0. Wabash is my father's alma mater and this was the 117th meeting of these two teams. It has been called "the oldest continuous football rivalry west of the Alleghenies."
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My alma mater ,a Div.III school once nearly beat St.Johns in basketball .They were up by 7 with less than 2 minutes in the game and lost .
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Morning all,

This thread has been quiet this weekend.
Gee you guys talk about hair color changing you should see my oldest daughters hair, or maybe you shouldnt !!

Maybe its because I wouldnt let her dye her hair as a teen. Mostly because she didnt have a job to pay for it.

However, I never know what color or colors she will be when I see her.
She has been purple, brown, green, pink, blonde, black, orange,white ,red,and many times 2 or 3 colors at once
One cruise she had a turquiose gown for formal night and her hair matched perfectly
I did say she is 36 years old right !!!

No she is not a hippy type. She is a married mom of 2, a volunteer all over town, campfire leader, house mom to her sons high school band, teaches mentally and physically challenged kids for a living, also on her days off she often cares for a disabled adult man so his parents can have a day or two out each week.

But her hair is just down right weird!!! The kids she teaches love it and it does help her get their attention in class.

For myself I will just let the grey keep coming. As bad as it may look its not a crazy as Marie's.

Been a hectic 2 days here. Yesterday we had a clog in the water line and it backed up water from the washing machine and it flooded up in the shower and onto the floor, boy did it stink!!
We had to clean up and sanitize everything. Plus since I have so little room we use the shower as storage, NOT to shower in. We have great showers in the club house to use.
So I had potatoes and boxes of cereal in there that I had to throw out. I also had to wash and dry many cans of soup and vegetables too. Then sanitize everything while Greg took care of the clog.

Then this morning the furnace decided not to work right. hopefully its just a maintenance issue , so I need to call the repair man today.
Then Greg put on his coat which he left down on the bed instead of hanging up and he discovered part of the zipper was chewed off.

Pixie had to of done that. She is a chewer but never bothers clothes or shoes because we keep them up but he forgot and she got the coat.
So now he has to buy a coat today too. Basically she chews her kong toys. I think this is the first piece of clothing besides socks she has chewed.
The socks were 2 years ago.
But Greg was not a happy camper today.

Hopefully all the bad things are done for awhile.

At least the rain has stopped today.

Hope everyone had a great weekend.

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Kathy, after those 2 difficult days, I hope that the rest of the week goes by smoothdly.

As for your daughter's hair, it's just the way of life today. People have more choices now than they ever did.

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Good Afternoon Gang -

CQ - glad to see your post.

Talking about grey/gray hair - I've got gray/grey throughout my head of hair and when I want to add hi-lights to it, my hairdresser says "NO" she always says, "why ruin a good head of hair" - so I listen to her and just tell folks I'm a little "salt n' pepper"

weather here is on a roller coaster the mornings are quite chilly while the rest of day will climb to the 50's - but at least the sun is shining!!

should be a good week, not much going on - and the boss will be gone on Thurs and Fri -soooo, looks like I might get off early both days

have a great rest of the day everyone!
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should be a good week, not much going on - and the boss will be gone on Thurs and Fri -soooo, looks like I might get off early both days

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Sounds like a good idea to a little time off when you can.

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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Two-fer Tuesday. I was watching the Pacer game the other day and they mentioned a Two-fer Tuesday promotion. My son will be home for Christmas and the Pacers have a home game that Tuesday - what a deal. Unfortunately not such a deal - it is only offered certain weeks, not during the holidays not against good teams.

Frost on the ground this morning. We may be done with all the nice unseasonable warm ups for sure.
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Good morning gang

Happy Long Island iced tea tuesday.

We are having a partly cloudy morning with some rain coming for the afternoon and tomorrow, but the temps are still not that cold.

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