Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #16501 (permalink)  
Old February 22nd, 2011, 09:29 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

More snow predicted here for next monday .
Reply With Quote
  #16502 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 07:26 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Good morning gang

Happy wine down wednesday.

Life in snowville goes on. Another storm is on the way for tomorrow afternoon.

We are so looking forward to spring.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16503 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 08:11 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

Good Morning Gang,

Happy Wine Down Wednesday. The snow was spitting yesterday and we have a little dusting on the ground this AM.

Kat - I think the favorite port was Colon. We went to the Gatun Locks and watched the boats go up and down. It was pretty fascinating. The DW's favorite port might have been Cozumel - she walked away with a new ring.

We did try the fish n chips, it was a little disappointing, but we went later in the afternoon so I wondered if it would have been better to have gone when they were busy and food was turning over more quickly.

We ate in the MDR all week. Our table partners only showed up once the whole time so we sat and chatted alone. The tables on either side of us were empty. Felt a little isolated. Had to get our daily yogurt or ice cream. (Someone told us on our first cruise that those machines keep the ship running, so we don't want to make it stop.)

Four sea days were very wonderful. We spent a lot of time doing nothing on the balcony or one of the upper decks. At night we hung out at the piano bar and had a great time.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16504 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 09:39 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Glad that you had a nice cruise
Reply With Quote
  #16505 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 10:49 AM
katlady's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the lido deck with drink of the day
Posts: 12,911
Default

Bob I remember Freedom had the best chocolate jimmies for ice cream and yougart. My nephew worked hard to keep the ship running while we were crossing the Atlantic. He was either at the Ice Cream or the Pizza. Oddly enough I thought the best thing at fish n chips was the seafood bouillabaisse. It was better at the fish n chip then in the MDR. What kind of ring did your wife get?
__________________
One part age; three parts liquor!

Freedom of the Seas 2012
Carnival Splendor 2010
Carnival Freedom 2008
Carnival Elation 2007
Celebrity Infinity 2006
Carnival Ecstasy 2005
Carnival Paradise 2004
Star Princess 2002
Viking Serenade 1994
Reply With Quote
  #16506 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 10:53 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaveavenworth, Ks
Posts: 2,481
Default

Good Morning everyone!

Weather is so-so here, suppose to get some nasty weather starting tomorrow - not looking forward to that.

Not much going on - just work -

hope everyone has a great wine down Wed.
__________________
Bahama-momma
Reply With Quote
  #16507 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 01:34 PM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

The ring is an anniversary band (right phrase?) that fits next to the main band. It is emeralds and some little diamond chips in between.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16508 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 08:55 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

It;s a smart man who buys his wife jewelry while on a cruise.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16509 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 09:23 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Its a smart man who knows the "key's to his wifes heart " .
Reply With Quote
  #16510 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 09:51 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Henry43 View Post
Its a smart man who knows the "key's to his wifes heart " .
I agree with you 100%.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16511 (permalink)  
Old February 23rd, 2011, 11:04 PM
katlady's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the lido deck with drink of the day
Posts: 12,911
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
The ring is an anniversary band (right phrase?) that fits next to the main band. It is emeralds and some little diamond chips in between.
That sounds nice I like Emeralds.
__________________
One part age; three parts liquor!

Freedom of the Seas 2012
Carnival Splendor 2010
Carnival Freedom 2008
Carnival Elation 2007
Celebrity Infinity 2006
Carnival Ecstasy 2005
Carnival Paradise 2004
Star Princess 2002
Viking Serenade 1994
Reply With Quote
  #16512 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 09:00 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Good morning gang

Happy tequila thursday.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16513 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 09:38 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Have a Terrific thursday ,everyone
Reply With Quote
  #16514 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 10:09 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaveavenworth, Ks
Posts: 2,481
Default

Good Morning All, Well, it's raining, sleeting and soon to turn to snow - not liking this at all - we'll have this mix all the way thru next week - I guess winter is going to stay with us until March 21 - that's suppose to be the first day of Spring - guess we'll see about that!

have a great day everyone!
__________________
Bahama-momma
Reply With Quote
  #16515 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 11:04 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

36 days till April 1 when it should be sunny and warm here
24 days to the first day of spring
19 days to when I usually began to put away my winter clothes
5 days to March 1 when it has been hot in NY in the past
Reply With Quote
  #16516 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 01:17 PM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

Good Afternoon Gang,

Happy Tequila Thursday. Found out I'm heading to SoCal for a couple of days the first full week in March. I'll be back by the mountains, no sea view for me.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16517 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 03:04 PM
katlady's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the lido deck with drink of the day
Posts: 12,911
Default

C-sis is leaving tomorrow for her cruise with TC. Let's take a look at that cruise. The cruise is on the Carnival Glory and starts on 2/27/11. Let's see where we are going.

2/27 Miami, Florida
2/28 Nassau, Bahamas
3/1 At Sea
3/2 Charlotte Amalie, St. Thomas
3/3 San Juan, Puerto Rico
3/4 Grand Turk, Turks and Caicos
3/5 At Sea
3/6 Miami, Florida
__________________
One part age; three parts liquor!

Freedom of the Seas 2012
Carnival Splendor 2010
Carnival Freedom 2008
Carnival Elation 2007
Celebrity Infinity 2006
Carnival Ecstasy 2005
Carnival Paradise 2004
Star Princess 2002
Viking Serenade 1994
Reply With Quote
  #16518 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 04:40 PM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

We did not do it, but there is a sky ride to Paradise Point (about 700 ft above sea level) very close to the Havensight pier area. I understand the they have a beverage called the Bushwhacket that will throw you for a loop.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16519 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 05:24 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

I wish C'sis and TC a wonderful cruise full of excitment and fun.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16520 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 05:27 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
Found out I'm heading to SoCal for a couple of days the first full week in March. I'll be back by the mountains, no sea view for me.
Have a nice trip, Bob.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16521 (permalink)  
Old February 24th, 2011, 09:21 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Thunderstorms expected tonight lasting through tomorrow night
Reply With Quote
  #16522 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 07:58 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

Good Morning Gang,

Happy Open Bra/Bar Friday - now where is that server with the tray of drinks? It's hard to believe we were in Cozumel a week ago. We got two inches of snow last night and it is still coming. *heavy sigh*

Looking at cruises for next year. Somebody has to bring down the average age of February cruisers
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16523 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 08:26 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

Better than Ship on a Stick?

We hung out in the piano bar doing sing-a-long a lot. The piano player had a tip jar on he piano. I won a stuffed orca for being the first to get my tip into the jar. It is harder to "shoot" a dollar bill than you think. My wife tried the old folded football trick and if flew but didn't have the height.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16524 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 08:55 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Good morning mates

Happy open bar/bra friday

We are getting a pounding storm that will bring on rain all day. On top of our heavy snow cover, it's not a good thing.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16525 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 09:18 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,372
Default

Good morning mates


Happy open bar/bra friday


We are getting a pounding storm that will bring on rain all day. On top of our heavy snow cover, it's not a good thing.



TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #16526 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 09:55 AM
katlady's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the lido deck with drink of the day
Posts: 12,911
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
Good Morning Gang,

Happy Open Bra/Bar Friday - now where is that server with the tray of drinks? It's hard to believe we were in Cozumel a week ago. We got two inches of snow last night and it is still coming. *heavy sigh*

Looking at cruises for next year. Somebody has to bring down the average age of February cruisers
Bob go on the Freedom of the Seas in April 29, 2012 that's the cruise me and my hubby are going on.
I found the waiter with your drinks. I think he got distracted.
__________________
One part age; three parts liquor!

Freedom of the Seas 2012
Carnival Splendor 2010
Carnival Freedom 2008
Carnival Elation 2007
Celebrity Infinity 2006
Carnival Ecstasy 2005
Carnival Paradise 2004
Star Princess 2002
Viking Serenade 1994
Reply With Quote
  #16527 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 09:58 AM
katlady's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: On the lido deck with drink of the day
Posts: 12,911
Default

It's pouring down rain today. C-sis leaves for her cruise tomorrow. I hope she doesn't have any travel delays. She is going from Calfornia to Florida. I wish I were going with her. Maybe I can sneak into her luggage.
__________________
One part age; three parts liquor!

Freedom of the Seas 2012
Carnival Splendor 2010
Carnival Freedom 2008
Carnival Elation 2007
Celebrity Infinity 2006
Carnival Ecstasy 2005
Carnival Paradise 2004
Star Princess 2002
Viking Serenade 1994
Reply With Quote
  #16528 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 11:05 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaveavenworth, Ks
Posts: 2,481
Default

Good Morning All!

Well, maybe for some it's a good morning but not me - woke up to a about 10 inches of snow, and of course everyone on the road thought it was a beautiful spring day - as they weren't driving the road conditions -

suppose to start warming up tomorrow and Sunday we have a forecast of thunderstorms and temps in the 50's - go figure but I'll admit we've had some really strange weather this season so nothing surprises me anymore

I hope TC and C-sis have a great cruise - wish I'd signed up for that one when TC was telling me about it - oh well - lesson learned

hope everyone is doing well, have a great rest of the day and a wonderful weekend.
__________________
Bahama-momma
Reply With Quote
  #16529 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 01:16 PM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,358
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by katlady View Post
Bob go on the Freedom of the Seas in April 29, 2012 that's the cruise me and my hubby are going on.
That would be fun. We bought one of those Future Cruise certificates from Carnival - they throw in $100 OBC, but their only good for 2 years. We plan to do Alaska in 2013 and don't know what line we'll chose there. So we will probably stick with Carny next year. Last time we bought one of those certificates they were good for 5 years.

Quote:
I found the waiter with your drinks. I think he got distracted.
Maybe I can become a deck server if this whole software thing doesn't work out. Our bar server at dinner seemed to go AWOL a lot - perhaps these ladies were dining down the way a little.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #16530 (permalink)  
Old February 25th, 2011, 01:33 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

Rain here now ,snow tomorrow night
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
11211, 1911, bojan, carnival, forecast, gay, island, liberty, long, patter, pitter, princess, ruby, ship, snow, tour, virtual

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Thread or Post Leni Carnival Cruise Lines 1 August 7th, 2010 07:19 PM
Check before you post the morning post! TBug Chit - Chat for Cruisers 8 March 9th, 2006 05:02 PM
Shelly, read my post on Ed's post Shar Alaska 0 September 1st, 2001 11:45 AM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:48 AM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1