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Old March 15th, 2011, 09:46 PM
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TC, it's great that you have your internet back. Now you stay in touch with us.

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Its supposed to storm here tomorrow then be sunny and 60 thursday .
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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Wine Down Wednesday. We went to a place last night with a buy-one-take-one-home promo. We got two full entrees to take home - lunch for the rest of the week.
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Its storming here now ,the streets are flooded .
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Good morning gang

Happy Wine down wednesday!

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Is it raining by you ,Manuel ?
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Is it raining by you ,Manuel ?
Yes it is!

And it's really pouring.


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Good Morning Everyone -

Bright sunshine day here in Ks. finally!! looks like tomorrow will be a good one as well, haven't decided if I'll take the day off or not - probably not - need to save all my leave for vacation this summer.

TC - glad to hear that you're back on line! I have dial-up and hate it - no other options at the present time, but as soon as it's possible to change I definitely will make it happen.

Hope everyone is having a great day!
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Bright sunshine day here in Ks. finally!! looks like tomorrow will be a good one as well, haven't decided if I'll take the day off or not - probably not - need to save all my leave for vacation this summer.
It will be great for you to have a lot of vacation time in the summer.

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Good Evening Kids!!

On the Chit Chat board I see there is a "Wintry Wednesday" Thread.
Chit chat gang has a wintry wednesday.....The last gang has a Wine Down Wednesday!! I think our Wednesday is much better!

Friday 70 degrees.....:razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::r azz:

In general many companies give ya 2 weeks vaca after the first year.
I like the European way.....6 weeks vaca and if you need additional time off that is fine too.

Have a super evening!!
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Good Evening Kids!!

On the Chit Chat board I see there is a "Wintry Wednesday" Thread.
Chit chat gang has a wintry wednesday.....The last gang has a Wine Down Wednesday!! I think our Wednesday is much better!

Friday 70 degrees.....:razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::razz::r azz:

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Yes our wine down wednesday is better.

We are only getting 68 degrees on friday, but I am pretty happy with that.

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Friday is expected to be 73 degrees
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Happy Wine Down Wednesday!

Spring has arrived in south Louisiana, the redbud trees are blooming, the pear trees are blooming, the tungoil trees are blooming, .... and ... the PINE POLLEN is everywhere!!!:| That stuff is a pain! Also plays havoc with allergies! but on the bright side the weather is beautiful .. temps in the upper 70's today.

I am happy with my new internet connection, it is actually pretty fast considering how far out in the country I am

Have a great night all!
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Great post ,TC
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Good morning gang

Happy tequila thursday

Spring seems to be arriving in these parts, Let's hope tha it does not decide to take a break.

Not much going on here, except we are starting to plan what to pack for our next trip.

Have a nice day everyone.

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Good Morning Gang,

Happy Tequila Thursday - but I suppose we could offer an exception for a pint to celebrate St. Patty's day.

We had a nice walk around the neighborhood last night. Unfortunately the pollen didn't like my wife.
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Happy St. Patty's Day Kids!!!

Enjoy!!

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Time to break out the green beer. Happy St. Patty's day. Or maybe some Irish Whiskey.
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Happy St. Patty's Day Kids!!!

Enjoy!!

Thank you CQ. I will have one.

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Time to break out the green beer. Happy St. Patty's day. Or maybe some Irish Whiskey.
Amd now, I wiil have a double shot of that Irish whisky.

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Am I the only one to never have green beer ?
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Henry - I've never done the green beer thing either. Drank plenty out of green bottles!


CQ - your first beverage looks tasty. What is it?
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Here's a green bottle beer I enjoyed in my youth



They were 7oz and you could through them like a potato masher grenade.
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They were 7oz and you could through them like a potato masher grenade.
Many years ago I could dring quite a few of those.

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Bob one of my favorite drinks.....a Grasshopper.

I have a Grasshopper each nite while on a cruise. Lucky the bartenders know how to make one.
Somestimes in the local restaurants/bars they do not make them.
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McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about...?" "Nothing," said the Irishman,"my wife just sent me out for a jar of olive."


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The only green bottle I ever drank out of was a 7-UP bottle
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Happy St. Paddy's day everyone!

The grasshopper, green beer and everything else that goes with it - really missed it today as I had to work - however will make up for it this weekend - nothing wrong with the Irish celebrating past the day! My Irish ancestors would be proud that I'm thinking that way

hope everyone has a great day and if out celebrating be careful those grasshoppers and other stuff can sneak up on ya pretty darn fast!!

nice and warm here - but a bit overcast, probably letting us know that rain is on the way for the weekend
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